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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite moment in baiting is when you get this one mail in which the lad shows real interest in you for the first time.
The mail with all the little references to you past mails, which he only scanned for MTCN Numbers.
The first real question about something YOU wrote. Very Happy
The moment your baiting character is becoming real and alive.

That is my favorite moment in baiting.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, that's nice when the train starts rolling.
I think my favorite part is when a lad is stredded, and writes back, "Help me! I even have not taken my bath! " There is something about a dirty lad that just cracks me up every time. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@SlapHappy
The fun of safaris I suppose...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
I think my favorite part is when a lad is stredded, and writes back, "Help me! I even have not taken my bath! "


I love that too because it's so surreal. As if the dirty bois hadn't other worries in the world. Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am not sure what my absolute favorite thing is, but I know that sometimes, the short, funny baits tickle me. Like this lad I had had a go with. Only lasted 2 hours, but it was about 12 emails total:

lad wrote:
How are you today? Are you still alive? if yes confirm to me because I would not want the funds to be transferred into dead man account.


me wrote:
Hi,

Yes, I am dead. Please let me know what I can do now to help you.

Thank you.


And lad sends me his next script, ignoring I am dead.

So I reply:

Quote:
Thank you for your reply. Is there going to be any issues with this transaction since I am no longer among the living? Obviously, I am unable to call you directly, but once I get to my final resting place, I can try to contact you from the beyond.

Will Mrs. Hangs want me to contact her also? I am not sure if I will be able to contact you both from the beyond in the same night.


lad wrote:
you dont sound serious.


me wrote:
Doctor Mogan, I am dead serious.


lad wrote:
is it that you are sick or something?.......if you are truely dead then how come do you email me?


me wrote:
The better question would be, why are you bothering me with this transaction when it is clear I have other issues to be dealing with? Going though purgatory isn't as easy as you might think.

But I am still willing to help you as much as I can. What do you need me to do?



And so on. Eventually when I gave the lad directions for how to perform a seance, he stopped replying. But the whole exchange made me laugh. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing Laughing

I like it when the lad is hooked enough you can tell them anything and they are ok with it. I remember a couple of us telling a lad on the phone that one of the characters was having an experimental chipmunk heart transplant. His response "Oh My God" he was then instructed to pray for the character which he did

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had my favorite moment today.

One of my lads truly believes that internet hackers, led by David 0keye, are after him, and has even changed his email and deleted the old one.

He called me today demanding an explanation for why I hadn't paid his diplomat.

"I want to make sure that he wasn't one of David 0keye's men..."

I hear a gasp, and 5 seconds of dead silence.

Beautiful.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So far my favorite moments would have to be these:

1) Getting a scammer to help write my character's daughter's history report.

2) My first fake site kill

3) Turning a gold bait into a weapons deal (still ongoing)

4) Getting a lad to send a letter to Western Union waiving the security features and asking for a "less stressful modality"

5) Sending Marey Janne's bank manager a picture of a hare after he kept saying "I would like hare from you"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a character's niece threaten to kill my character. In the end after weeks of threats towards my character he gave up and said do it. I then used one of the fake newspaper generators to implicate him in the savage machete attack.

He freaked out and closed down the email account. GOLD!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a Lad so enmeshed that he stays with you no matter what is top of the list.

Getting a bank account to have killed is good.

Chatting with a Lad, especially as Cammy, is a real buzz.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And thanks to a weird loophole in yahoo messenger, it's also heaps of fun to chat as two different people to the same lad

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ You could use Trillian or Pidgin or Empathy, and have multiple accounts activated at once, with different availability statuses.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A good rant puts the biggest smile on my face:

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Best humor phone call should go to Bluth at http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1656463#1656463 Bluth as Danish investigator is hilarious.Laughing Laughing "liar rat bastard" Laughing Laughing


Like bravo I liked the heart transplant which went through various animal heart transplants until Dora mentioned the chipmunk's heart for the transplant --- and it was Alvin's heart. (That was the Jailbait Mass bait)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

My favorite moment in baiting is when you get this one mail in which the lad shows real interest in you for the first time.


I am doing my first two bait and I think I've only been able to annoy them

How do you recognize the critical moment?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favourite moment is when the lad realises that there is no light at the end of the tunnel and send some nice replies. Most of the time they will just stop communicating, but once a while you will receive some hilarious replies!!

Two lads were subjected to sever pain, after they lost their money, time and stranded in different countries, I received this from the first one:
Quote:
I thank you very much

The second one stopped communicating for a short time, when I threatened him that I will leave Abidjan and go to the UK and take his with money with me, he simply said:
Quote:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite part is when you can sense the desperation in their writing, especially when they feel they are so close to a payday.

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