Valentine's Day 2011

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:34 am

Damn! Jose's back. Don't fall for his tricks, Fartina.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:52 am

Juan is simply upset because I discovered the secret location of his Valentine's Day gifts, which I will reveal this weekend. Thankfully, there will be enough time for the lovely ladies to change their minds before committing to such a <strike>scoundrel</strike> stud as Juan. Cool

Mod edit for accuracy. - JF

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:04 am

Pish posh, I say. Any woman of superior intelligence can easily see right through your slanderous prevarications. Although <strike>jose's</strike> my suave charm, handsome physique, and sensual appeal speak for themselves; women recognize true character in a man.

N'est-ce pas, ma chère amour?

Oh, Jose thought he was so clever using his mod powers to edit my post to insert his own name. His nefarious nature will be his downfall.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:30 am

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:08 am

To the lovely and sweetest Corona:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I like fast cars and
Ice Cream too.

I was away for a bit,
I hoped I could fit,
Into your large heart,
Please let me be a part.

Valentine's day comes but,
once a year.
I wouldn't want you to shed a tear,
So glad we aren't in a rut.

If there is room at your table,
From some one never called Mable.
Do you have space in your heart,
I think it would be smart,
for us to be Valentinable.

Sweet 'Noid

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:30 am

Do I detect a hint of desperation creeping into here, Juan and Jose having failed to fall for Imas' subtle enticement, now chasing after the Goat lady?

Hmmmm, the plot thickens, like badly cooked gravy.

Ima, it is no use sending pms' full of erotic suggestions, jpeg images and mp3 soundtracks of of your shrieks, gasps and moans. This is the year when I have resolved to never again be used as a mere playtoy, to fall for your promises of delights beyond belief. Take back your Walrus Mask, the Bigfoot costume, the rubber hoses and the dentists chair, I am not going to be lead astray again

Shocked

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:36 am

^^^Don't know how I missed your post. Laughing

Awe, that is the sweetest and made my day. I will have to work on a poem for you, my sweet Noid!

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:04 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Irish: It seems you just can't stop thinking about me, even if you claim to have resisted my charms. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:27 am

^^Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

I think Irish has been <strike>thinking</strike> <strike>drinking</strike> daydreaming a bit too much...

... or you are really really good

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:37 am

@ 'Noid, she is good, any woman that can take me for $25 every year since I've been here on the promise of a non existent Hot Eater Babes Yearly Calendar has to be good.

I'd share the pms with you, but they might upset your medication Wink

Just wait till Sunday when Ted comes striding through this thread and goes :sigh:

Then you'll see. It'll be high heels in everyones back as Ima clambers over everyone to simper, fawn and act all docile.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:46 am

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:17 am

Mod kicking contest between Juan and Jose? Ima accused of being docile? People, people -- take a deep breath. Here:

Quote:

Instead of making this Valentines Day about roses and chocolate for your significant other, why not reflect on all the important relationships in your life? It is critical for us to take time out of our hectic schedules and evaluate certain areas in our lives. Ask yourself: How strong are the relationships in my life? Do I keep in touch with the people that are most important to me? How do I show others I care? You will probably find that there is room for improvement.

Making time for others in imperative in building strong relationships. Don't take for granted that the other person knows how you feel, actually take the time to tell them. If you have a difficult time sharing your feelings in person, try sending them a nice card or email. Sometimes we get caught up in the daily grind and forget to let others know we care- This Valentines Day, try something different!

From here: http://triblocal.com/glencoe/community/stories/2011/02/take-the-time-to-smell-the-roses-this-valentines-day/

All better now? Good! Glad I could help. Very Happy

Oh, and for my intended valentine:

Roawr!

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:26 am

Irish, you are correct as always. That is shameless. You didn't count all of the booze you guzzle to soothe your frazzled nerves after those "incidents".

I truly want to thank you for considering my health prior to sending those PMs to me. You do remember the last time my meds were off KILTer.

I thing you did a respectable imitation of Ted's :sigh:, but again, you are correct, all he has to do is :sigh: in that way and she loses all direction, except to head his way.

We really need to get you a Valentine this year though. I will do some scratching around. I think that luckey might be available... Confused

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:36 am

Hi Cougar. Smile

At least I'm fairly confident of your gender.

Edit: Helllloooo Dramaqueen.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:59 am

Silence. I can't stand this silence! My heart bleeds here, and all I get is the silent treatment. Maybe a serenade will end this torment?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIbmu0ZO7E

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:01 am

hardly here, often quoted wrote:

At least I'm fairly confident of your gender.

Yeah, like we all tell the truth. You never answer my pms, or call me anymore

And I thought we had something going there for a while, your blonde surfer boy image, my Frank image,

We could have made beautiful music together

I want to take Charles Atlas by the hand, in just seven days

I have made me a ma ah a man

Hi Reaper

Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:23 am

^^I just swooned for the sweet transvestite from... ::throwing toast::

I loved that movie. Many times. ♥

EDIT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqBafx3iRKw

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:50 am

^^@ The Fae

Got any tattoos?

Enchante my sweet Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:03 am

^^ Alas, I have no tatoos except the ones that wash off after a weekend at camp. The magenta body paint can be amusing for a week!

Rocking music now, just watch the sock. Am I being wooed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UkyYd0KRI&feature=related

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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:08 am