Valentine's Day 2011

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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:25 am

*sigh*

Maybe this will lure her out of hiding?

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:08 am

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:56 pm

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:04 pm

Oh my - what will it take to make her swoon?

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:14 pm

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:32 pm

Man, I might have arrived too late in this thread... I better hurry and see if I can make it right. I hope my Valentine notices this:

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:22 pm

@Fartina:

I'm melting! I'm melting!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB2tYYYlwMc

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:58 pm

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:15 pm

For when you take a break today, bravo. Much better than those Cliff bars.

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:00 pm

Aww sweetie thanks for the treat and here is one for you. Remeber not too much at once.

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:05 pm

Never thought I'd see the day when Bravo dangled his ding-dongs in public. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:05 pm

^^^ Every day, at 12 o'clock at the Town Hall Square.

I ain't giving up! Beefcake, sweet Valentine?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Now to really tempt a man you need

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Irish:

I'm playing the game properly this year; no unfair advantage to Ted.

How are you doing? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Notice the lack of cola in my post above.
I'm really really making and effort
Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:12 pm

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:32 pm

Dang, beefcake didn't work... maybe she likes gumballs?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2010 Posts: 27

Merry Widow never strays far from the front of my devotion. Clearly the only woman that holds my deepest regards as the Eater Valentine to make all of my wildest dreams come true over a computer screen.

Hey Sweety,

Wondering again, if i was rude in responding to your online car ordering posts. Here's the local craiglist want to sale ads column warning on that:

personal safety tips How to recognize a vehicle scam attempt on CL:
Shipping a vehicle to you is suggested by seller
eBay Motors or another intermediary is specified by seller
Payment by Western Union or a money wire is requested
Price is unusually low (fraction of blue book value)
If you see these tell-tale signs, flag ad as "prohibited" and avoid

Offers to ship a vehicle are virtually 100% fraudulent

eBay has no involvment in craigslist for sale ads, and any eBay or similar emails or web pages you receive are fake

Never use Western Union or wire transfer to pay for goods - only a scammer will ask for this, and any funds sent will be lost

Do not buy vehicles site-unseen, regardless of low price. The vehicle does not exist, and any money you send will be lost.

Stories about divorcees or departing servicemen needing to sell quickly at a low price are generally fraudulent

If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is!

More information is available for avoiding scams
...................................

Trust your intutition.

With soft sizzling lust and admiration. You will be mine. Obey my each command and never fail me.

Warmest Regards,
Airnip

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:01 pm

awww Gytha you cuddly little bundle of joy, 25 yr old Laphroaig? I'll do anything you want for that, and in the meantime, just for you to mix it with

@ Ima, no, it won't work, never again am I falling for your enticements and tawdry come-ons. You have plied your cheap blandishments upon me for the last time, I am still waiting for the Ladies of Eater Calendar from 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011, which despite sending the payments to your WU account as you requested, I am still with a blank space on my wall. Sorry, it will take more than the sight of your long shapely legs encased in leather thigh boots, your black leather basque, the long satin gloves, the Walrus mask, to entice me.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:42 pm

^^^

Quote:

the Walrus mask

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^

I can't believe Irish can resist that mask, but resist he does. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:51 pm

I couldn't find a photo of you two together, but I found this photo of Irish.

Wow, Irish has really short tusks! I know, I know - it's not the size of the tusks, it's what you do with them...
Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:01 pm

^^^ If you try drinking this everybody would look like they have tusks Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:22 pm

^^^

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:31 pm