Valentine's Day 2011

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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:13 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Please add to DB: http://ImaHeartsArtemis.com

Wow!

The site is already down. You site killers are amazing....

Needless to say, that's one site I would have enjoyed personally killing. Oh well, someone else can take the credit, I'm just glad it's gone.

@Fartina: Embarassed

You may have found my Achille's heel.....

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:01 pm

Woo'ers aplenty I have had,
Many are loyal, a few are a cad.
However there is only one,
Who has made my heart come undone.
They say don't pick yet,
Catch a few more in my net.
But wait I cannot,
When my heart is in a knot.
I want to go on a date,
So this simply can not wait.
Bravo, with my heart on the line,
Will you be my 2011 Valentine?

(I even dressed up like a clown for you.)

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:03 pm

Before this day I was a simple boy
Only killing sites
Before this day that was my only joy
I had no other delights
Before this day I had no clue
how true happiness felt
But then I heard those words from you
And from then my heart was client held

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:22 pm

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:57 pm

^^ shades of SOOI? Shocked

EDIT:

I went to search for sparkly things
and found two new sites to kill
sorry to disappoint with the sparkly things,
but I bet you're feeling a thrill

Perhaps this will do?

Pretty cool if you ask me, and no bacon was harmed. Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:33 am

Have some cookies.

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:47 am

Every kiss begins with Rrglaah* (stupid).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE73JzXAyOU

*vomit noise

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:27 am

Will it take a miracle for my secret love to notice me?

insults and more · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:42 am

^^^ Is that an Otter?

I totally see an otter there.

To be fair, I also see an otter there as well.

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:55 am

I know love-lorn baiters abound
Yet a worse case than mine won't be found
You could read post after post
But I'll bet I'm the most
Ignored, and in tears nearly drowned

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:57 am

I float by you,PB. I'm woo-less myself Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:09 am

To all our 'un-wooable' members (I don't believe that for a moment):

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:12 am

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:21 am

^^ So cute! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:38 am

^^ Look all you losers that complain about not having anyone to woo

Eater is full of utterly delectable, gorgeous women, and muscular, Chuck Norris bodied men

If you are new to Eater, well, you are going to have to look around, I admit that there are some totally gorgeous, run over broken glass in bare feet, just to see her change her bra babes in Eater, and yes, we know who they are, and unfortunately the most gorgeous one of all has TSNERD tattooed on her butt, but that doesn't stop anyone trying for the others

Well ok, anyone tries for Corona without a Season Ticket pass to Daytona has some questions to answer

And if you don't like Haggis, back off from Gytha

And if any of you new ladies want some loving that will curl your toes back into your eyelids, my pm button is down there

Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 May 2010 Posts: 4

irishemigrant wrote:

And if any of you new ladies want some loving that will curl your toes back into your eyelids, my pm button is down there

Wink

Sign me up, i have heard the rumours, an anxious to see if they are true.

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:11 am

irishemigrant wrote:

^^ Look all you losers that complain about not having anyone to woo

Eater is full of utterly delectable, gorgeous women, and muscular, Chuck Norris bodied men

If you are new to Eater, well, you are going to have to look around, I admit that there are some totally gorgeous, run over broken glass in bare feet, just to see her change her bra babes in Eater, and yes, we know who they are, and unfortunately the most gorgeous one of all has TSNERD tattooed on her butt, but that doesn't stop anyone trying for the others

Well ok, anyone tries for Corona without a Season Ticket pass to Daytona has some questions to answer

And if you don't like Haggis, back off from Gytha

And if any of you new ladies want some loving that will curl your toes back into your eyelids, my pm button is down there

Wink

Ouch. That BURNED Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:26 pm

^^ Yeah, but you like it like that. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:55 pm

^^ No, I like it slow and soft Wink

Like scented candles, a bubble bath,soft music and the intrusive lights and sounds of the ever-bustling city far, VERY far away Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:12 pm

^^ VERY far away? I think I've found your house of lurve:

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:15 pm

^^^
Yes, that's the place, Cougie dear Smile

Would you live to partake?
Sinewy caresses and sweet words I have aplenty, a neverending well of woos and honeyed lovemaking Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:22 pm

You make it sound so tempting... but I'm disturbed by your query..

Quote:

Would you live to partake?

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:23 pm

Cougar wrote:

You make it sound so tempting... but I'm disturbed by your query..

Quote:

Would you live to partake?

Oops, typo Embarassed

I meant "like"...

Terror Mask: Courtship FAIL Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:28 pm

^^ I dunno, coming from a disembodied floating skull , it seemed appropriate. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:32 pm

Cougar wrote:

^^ I dunno, coming from a disembodied floating skull , it seemed appropriate. Laughing

Forgive me dear, I'm fairly new at this. I'm entitled a few Freudian slips now and then, don't I? Very Happy

My offer still stands Wink

Oh, and by the way: I'm a bone mask, not a skull Very Happy