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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:40 pm |
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Jesse_James
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 377
Location: (Lad) Suicide is Painless (for me)
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:54 pm |
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I've never been here for an Eater Valentines Thread. I don't really know any of you either. I've done something slightly different and put together a dating video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XusxpT0WHd4
Any takers?
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If you must know, my proposal to you is not in any mandatory so cut the crabs and stop playing with yourself. - Christo Jetti
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:57 pm |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
 
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 Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins  16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:58 pm |
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Welcome to the Valentine's thread, Jesse!
Don't know anyone? Hardly matters! Just pick someone (or several someones) on Eater and put your wooing skills to the test. It is all great fun, but taken very seriously in a fun way.
C'mon. You know there is someone on Eater who has caught your eye. Let them know! |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:49 pm |
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Sigh. I hope my secret Valentine sees this. |
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MMM and 152 x132 
"There is so much problems which you caused." Rev. Father Chris Ub@
Chant4l's possy: Lome>Cotonou>Accra>Atakpamé>Lome>Accra (co-bait with GnarlySpoof, bigdaddy, theDane and party)
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:08 pm |
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And another via email. Am I being baited?  
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Sweet princess Dora,
your secret admirer is really a bounder and worse a cad
Since 2009 he has promised the earth to many,
indeedie any, yet he's no better than a lad
You need heed my rhyme,
take my word, he is after only a roll in teh hay
Sure his utterances tempt,
but look beyond his glibness and turgid guileful deluge
With me by your side I promise oodles and loads,
close kisses and hugs night and day
Please consider me a possible -
just that is more than enough to make me smile huge
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Wow! I am utterly confused, I must admit. Could James have returned this year again? |
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Jesse_James
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 377
Location: (Lad) Suicide is Painless (for me)
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:36 pm |
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Welcome to the Valentine's thread, Jesse!
Don't know anyone? Hardly matters! Just pick someone (or several someones) on Eater and put your wooing skills to the test. It is all great fun, but taken very seriously in a fun way.
C'mon. You know there is someone on Eater who has caught your eye. Let them know! |
Thanks.
Truth is I love all of you so I'm going to let you guys pick me  |
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If you must know, my proposal to you is not in any mandatory so cut the crabs and stop playing with yourself. - Christo Jetti
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:40 pm |
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Here I am girls. |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:05 pm |
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Thank you for the song, Yastreb, it read so well in the language of romance 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Marmite is lovely
And so are you, Yastreb
Yastreb, when darkness falls on a cloudless sky, look at the stars and see how they shine; they are shining for you and me
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:31 pm |
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A double-double is a Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee - two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Generally used in any Tim Hortons location. I just take a bit of 1% milk in my coffee.
Meeting for coffee would be o.k. but are you sure you wouldn't like to go to In and Out instead??? |
Oh Fartina...my lovely o'douriss one, while still an Eater rookie and a VD thread virginal, I can still compete with the green ones for your <strike>finger</strike> hand. Who but I can offer you maple syrup, beaver tails and cruellers and a gold medal in hockey??
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:04 pm |
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Oh my
Another wooer?
Are you Canadian, extremeb ? |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:35 pm |
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My Dear Fartina...bear in mind that love has no language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important thing there is love.  |
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
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Jesse_James
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 377
Location: (Lad) Suicide is Painless (for me)
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:36 pm |
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Ever fallen in love with your secretary?
I have!!
Impstress will you be my Eater Valentine? I love you...r forms!!! |
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If you must know, my proposal to you is not in any mandatory so cut the crabs and stop playing with yourself. - Christo Jetti
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:37 pm |
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I'm here for the bacon. Bring it on. |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:41 pm |
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Truth is I love all of you so I'm going to let you guys pick me |
^Oh that's so nice This is not a woo, it's a 'because it matches your avatar'
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Jesse_James
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Mar 2010
Posts: 377
Location: (Lad) Suicide is Painless (for me)
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:50 pm |
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^ thanks I love it. |
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If you must know, my proposal to you is not in any mandatory so cut the crabs and stop playing with yourself. - Christo Jetti
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:10 pm |
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| You wouldn't even bloody look at me when I was gold or green. Now I'm red though? |
I never dared to try to <strike>bait you</strike> flirt with you until I found out in PM how cuddly you are.
As far as that status thing: I'm not sure why I'm even bothering with you . . . I wonder if I can get Rover to participate on the thread? 
Really, the color of a username doesn't matter a bit. As I always say:
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remember distance or colour doesn't matter anythig but love matters alot in life.
I am waiting for your mail to my privet email address |
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Impstress
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 106
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:22 pm |
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Ever fallen in love with your secretary?
I have!!
Impstress will you be my Eater Valentine? I love you...r forms!!! |
hahaha i do believe i'm Blushing!!!  |
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''you are tizzing me'' £mmanuel(la)
''God will reachly bless you''
''we are on hell here''
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Impstress
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 106
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:26 pm |
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| You wouldn't even bloody look at me when I was gold or green. Now I'm red though? |
I never dared to try to <strike>bait you</strike> flirt with you until I found out in PM how cuddly you are.
As far as that status thing: I'm not sure why I'm even bothering with you . . . I wonder if I can get Rover to participate on the thread?
Really, the color of a username doesn't matter a bit. As I always say:
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remember distance or colour doesn't matter anythig but love matters alot in life.
I am waiting for your mail to my privet email address |
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LOL Wonder if Rover will fall For this Modality?? Red is after all the colour of Luuurrrvveee |
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''you are tizzing me'' £mmanuel(la)
''God will reachly bless you''
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:14 am |
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It seems that my romantic, heartfelt, eloquent, and generously distributed wooing seems to be getting me <strike>nothing from</strike> nowhere with the object<strike>s</strike> of my affection.
I may just have to take unfair advantage of my awesome powers and put an end to this thread unless my woo-ees give me the devotion <strike>my exalted position</strike> my provocatively sensuous personality so obviously deserves.
@Fartina, I trust you've noticed that Jose has slipped away, sulking, knowing that he has been bested. Now, about that In-n-Out...
Am waiting. Remain bless. |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Impstress
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 106
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:22 am |
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Juan I'm sorry
Please
Pweas dont Cwose the Twead?
EDIT: Did I mention I was Blond? |
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''you are tizzing me'' £mmanuel(la)
''God will reachly bless you''
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:45 am |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:49 am |
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Dora baby love dumpling please do not be tricked by this joker! This man (unless it is a women then it is hot please carry on) is a coward! They hide behind the anonymity of the interwebs instead of publicly expressing their affections for you like I have.
Do not be woo'd by this fraudster!
I just slipped into something comfortable for you...
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:49 am |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:59 am |
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^^Paging Dr. Freud?
I'm out of here you sick bastards. |
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