Valentine's Day 2011

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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:32 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Juan: You know that's not what I look like. Anyone who has talked to me can tell that I'm obviously elderly, hideously ugly and weigh 300 lbs

Don't try to mislead people, you know that's your picture, you sent it to me two years ago for Valentine's day. Not to mention you once posted your wedding picture on the forum. Anyone who saw that will recognize that this really is your picture. You may have gained weight since then, but hideously ugly? I don't think so. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Hi Nurse Nasty
I still love you so.your avatars anyway please grace us with your presence. I have been bad and need a good whipping

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan: Shoot. I forgot about the wedding picture. Laughing

Well, I've way more than doubled my weight since then. In fact, I just had a light snack so I'm up to 305 now. And, my face was attacked by wombats and I grew a beard.
I'm not actually elderly, though. That part was a lie.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:56 am

Cupid-flavour Martini (Yes, I killed Cupid and put him into a blender and made him into a Martini, like Cougar did to the Muppets but with Daquiris)

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:06 am

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:15 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Well, I've way more than doubled my weight since then. In fact, I just had a light snack so I'm up to 305 now. . . .
I'm not actually elderly, though. That part was a lie.

Fat? All the more to love, my dear. Wink

I'm glad the elderly riff was a dodge to divert all your other suitors. I'm already officially elderly so that's something I don't need. I'm in search of a trophy Valentine. Gotta impress my friends, you know.

Meanwhile, hey, Fartina! What's up, neighbor? You're not elderly yet, that much I know. I also know you're not 305 pounds. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:20 am

I found your recipe Gytha, I can see your delicate little hands mixing this already. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:24 am

Irish you should have read Nanny's last post she wanted cake.

I fine lover you are, or are you out of practice. Laughing

Her you are Nanny the type of cake you like Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:05 pm

Juan, KEEP OFF FARTINA OOOOOOOO Mad

Hello my dearest Fartina, I've been busy planning our big day. I want it to come as a big surprise to you, but I can tell you that it includes cropdusting at Gary Danko. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:11 pm

Time to go cute. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:28 pm

All my Eater Valentines just leave afterwards. Sad

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:44 pm

Can you resist THIS? Very Happy

I'm just too cuddly Razz

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:46 pm

Hello Reaper!

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

^^^ Have you given up on Dora already and moved on to a fresh newb? Shameless

Oh Dora.....

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:41 pm

Give up on Dora?? No way she is my sweet southern honey pie. The fastest possum slayer south of the Mason Dixon line. Women like that don't come around all the time. Especially with a full set of teeth (making an assumption here).

Plus I'm pretty sure Reaper is male and for sure not a noob. But that shouldn't stop you extremeb.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:15 pm

Hi Reaper!

(magic clicky just for you!)

Well hello there extremeb! What a nice cake! TYVM! For you: Pretty Rose

And bravo-baby, for you:

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

bravo95 wrote:

Plus I'm pretty sure Reaper is male and for sure not a noob. But that shouldn't stop you extremeb.

Oh...my mistake Embarassed

And you're right... I am gaining a great deal of experience in cresting and virginal strategies Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:21 pm

^^yes you will soon no how to crest to a real organisms.

Dora baby thank you for the snow heart. My burning loins would melt away your snowy heart in a matter of seconds.

I have made a nice fire for us to warm up by.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:31 pm

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Cougar, you got my heart all tied up!

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:50 pm

Nice to see you joining in with this madhouse, pb! I wonder who is the baiter that has captured your heart? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:24 pm

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:45 pm

Lady of mystery.. Well I hope your Valenine finds you whoever they are.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I believe that my masochistic interest in flirting with Slightly isn't enough to draw him into this thread. Crying or Very sad

I implore others to join me in a Woo SlightlyOutOfIt campaign as a means of enticement. I know he's most fond of flowery, sparkly and glittery type of valentine images but for some reason, this one I found is just screaming his name:

For you, Mr. Rabid Squirrel:

This is an invitation to flirt with me; I think I can withstand the abuse.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:04 pm

Wow,

Jose and

Juan wooing me!?! Shocked

It's hard to believe that it was only a year ago that I posted this on the 2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread :

Quote:

I'm not sure if I'm going to try this out as I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.
I also am certain that someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way would not be very "sought after". I'm also into zombies...

What a difference a year makes! Laughing