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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:32 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
@Juan: You know that's not what I look like. Anyone who has talked to me can tell that I'm obviously elderly, hideously ugly and weigh 300 lbs |
Don't try to mislead people, you know that's your picture, you sent it to me two years ago for Valentine's day. Not to mention you once posted your wedding picture on the forum. Anyone who saw that will recognize that this really is your picture. You may have gained weight since then, but hideously ugly? I don't think so. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:08 am |
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Hi Nurse Nasty
I still love you so.your avatars anyway please grace us with your presence. I have been bad and need a good whipping |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:17 am |
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@Juan: Shoot. I forgot about the wedding picture. Well, I've way more than doubled my weight since then. In fact, I just had a light snack so I'm up to 305 now. And, my face was attacked by wombats and I grew a beard.
I'm not actually elderly, though. That part was a lie. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:56 am |
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Cupid-flavour Martini (Yes, I killed Cupid and put him into a blender and made him into a Martini, like Cougar did to the Muppets but with Daquiris)
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_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now."
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:06 am |
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_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:15 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Well, I've way more than doubled my weight since then. In fact, I just had a light snack so I'm up to 305 now. . . .
I'm not actually elderly, though. That part was a lie. |
Fat? All the more to love, my dear. I'm glad the elderly riff was a dodge to divert all your other suitors. I'm already officially elderly so that's something I don't need. I'm in search of a trophy Valentine. Gotta impress my friends, you know.
Meanwhile, hey, Fartina! What's up, neighbor? You're not elderly yet, that much I know. I also know you're not 305 pounds. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:20 am |
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I found your recipe Gytha, I can see your delicate little hands mixing this already. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:24 am |
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Irish you should have read Nanny's last post she wanted cake.
I fine lover you are, or are you out of practice.
Her you are Nanny the type of cake you like
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_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:05 pm |
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Juan, KEEP OFF FARTINA OOOOOOOO
Hello my dearest Fartina, I've been busy planning our big day. I want it to come as a big surprise to you, but I can tell you that it includes cropdusting at Gary Danko. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:11 pm |
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Time to go cute.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:28 pm |
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All my Eater Valentines just leave afterwards. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:44 pm |
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Can you resist THIS?
I'm just too cuddly |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:46 pm |
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Hello Reaper! |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:21 pm |
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^^^ Have you given up on Dora already and moved on to a fresh newb? Shameless
Oh Dora.....
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:41 pm |
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Give up on Dora?? No way she is my sweet southern honey pie. The fastest possum slayer south of the Mason Dixon line. Women like that don't come around all the time. Especially with a full set of teeth (making an assumption here).
Plus I'm pretty sure Reaper is male and for sure not a noob. But that shouldn't stop you extremeb. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:15 pm |
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Hi Reaper! (magic clicky just for you!)
Well hello there extremeb! What a nice cake! TYVM! For you:
And bravo-baby, for you:
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:08 pm |
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bravo95 wrote: |
Plus I'm pretty sure Reaper is male and for sure not a noob. But that shouldn't stop you extremeb. |
Oh...my mistake
And you're right... I am gaining a great deal of experience in cresting and virginal strategies |
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:21 pm |
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^^yes you will soon no how to crest to a real organisms.
Dora baby thank you for the snow heart. My burning loins would melt away your snowy heart in a matter of seconds.
I have made a nice fire for us to warm up by.
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:31 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 pm |
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Cougar, you got my heart all tied up!
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:50 pm |
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Nice to see you joining in with this madhouse, pb! I wonder who is the baiter that has captured your heart? |
_________________
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:24 pm |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:45 pm |
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Lady of mystery.. Well I hope your Valenine finds you whoever they are. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:56 pm |
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I believe that my masochistic interest in flirting with Slightly isn't enough to draw him into this thread.
I implore others to join me in a Woo SlightlyOutOfIt campaign as a means of enticement. I know he's most fond of flowery, sparkly and glittery type of valentine images but for some reason, this one I found is just screaming his name:
For you, Mr. Rabid Squirrel:
This is an invitation to flirt with me; I think I can withstand the abuse. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:04 pm |
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Wow, Jose and Juan wooing me!?!
It's hard to believe that it was only a year ago that I posted this on the 2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread :
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I'm not sure if I'm going to try this out as I still haven't figured out the gender of most of you.
I also am certain that someone who finds farting so funny as to name herself in a related way would not be very "sought after". I'm also into zombies...
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What a difference a year makes! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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