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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:54 pm |
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I'm paying a security company to arrest my lad in Senegal. Of course everything goes wrong and the lad to be arrested (it's the same playing the sec company) mails me to insult me.
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| YOUR SECURITY CALLED ME AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ARE A BIG FULL BUT THEY COULD NOT LIST TO ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOLD THEM LIES.THEY SAID THAT THEY ARE COMING TO MEET ME SO THAT WE WILL GO TO THE BANK TOGETHER.I AM WAITING FOR THEM BUT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG FULL AND CAN DO NOTHING. |
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F*ck off bastard.
Learn proper English before you write to people.
The security will arrest you soon, you can then learn English in jail. |
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Subject:YOU ARE A USELESS GOAT
POOR YOU DO YOU HAVE MONEY TO PAY THE SECURITY FOR MY ARREST.THEY CALLED ME TELLING ME THAT THEY ARE COMING TO MEET BUT SINCE THEN I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEM.MAYBE YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR THEIR MISSION TO SENEGAL BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AS A STUPID MAN WHO PROMISE AND CANNOT DO.IF THE SECURITY COME HERE I WILL SHOW THEM THE WHOLE THING BECUASE YOU ARE A BASTARD MAN WHO CAN NOT CONCLUDE A BUSINESS AND ALWAYS NEED MY HELP.AM I YOUR HELPER GO TO THE CHURCH PREMISES AND ASK FOR HELP YOU SON OF A BEACH.
I KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY AGENTS TO COME TO SENEGAL TO ARREST ME.FUCKOFF YOU SON OF A PROSTITUTE.MIND YOU THAT IF THE SECURITY AGENTS COME HERE THEY WILL NEED YOUR ATTENTION HERE.DO U HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR UR TRAVELLING TO AFRICA.POOR MAN LIKE YOU WHO NEED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.IF YOU PROVOKE ME I WILL PAY THE SECURITY MEN AND THEY TRACE YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.BUT I ONLY SEE YOU AS A SLAVE AND NOTHING MORE.
GO TO HELL I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY. |
I love a good lad rant in proper English to be honest  |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:38 pm |
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Son of a beach? That can be either sandman or one of the Beach boys |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:56 pm |
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Anther nice rant! |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:19 pm |
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| GO TO HELL I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY |
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Hope he enjoyed it , as everyone knows plenty of vitamin C in money..... |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Buckshot
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 140
Location: Ockerville, mate.
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:47 am |
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Why are you having him arrested ? It's a beautiful, ultimate slap bound to create aggression in your lad.
I love it. |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:19 am |
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One day, you'll have to sit me down and teach me how you get those excellent lad rants, I only ever seem to get lad whines. |
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The Scam Hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Dec 2010
Posts: 221
Location: Oh you know, around.
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:04 am |
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Great rant!!
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| I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY. |
He want fries with that? How bout a nice piece of pie? |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:38 am |
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^^ OK, here I go
I usually don't insult my lads or slap them hard. I let them enjoy lots of the tools we have around here. When they're fed up with it and start to whine I try to convince them that I did all I could, never be harsh on them. I make new proposals to succesfully conclude business but once they trust me again more frustration arises. Occasionally, when frustration is on high levels I ask them something irrational like "Why do you want to sell me an aquarium? I don't need one."
I should mention though that the latest rants I published recently come from highly respected lads - i.e. : baits that lasted for months or years 
It also happens that the lad drops me after telling me that I'm "A big full and a joker". That's the risk of baiting: You win some, you loose some |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:36 am |
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I recall this from a couple of years back:
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| you Stupid Beach,i'm telling you b/4 but you dont care to listen to my instruction. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:56 am |
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Good rant!
I have this lovely image of an angry lad, caps lock firmly ON, bashing away on a keyboard; his blood pressure off the scale, frustration, tears and all he can do is send you an email....
Made my day! 
Wonderful job, bobdemol! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:38 pm |
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Safari him to Normandy. |
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