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bobdemol
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm paying a security company to arrest my lad in Senegal. Of course everything goes wrong and the lad to be arrested (it's the same playing the sec company) mails me to insult me.

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YOUR SECURITY CALLED ME AND I TOLD THEM THAT YOU ARE A BIG FULL BUT THEY COULD NOT LIST TO ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOLD THEM LIES.THEY SAID THAT THEY ARE COMING TO MEET ME SO THAT WE WILL GO TO THE BANK TOGETHER.I AM WAITING FOR THEM BUT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG FULL AND CAN DO NOTHING.


Me:
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F*ck off bastard.
Learn proper English before you write to people.
The security will arrest you soon, you can then learn English in jail.


His reply:
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Subject:YOU ARE A USELESS GOAT

POOR YOU DO YOU HAVE MONEY TO PAY THE SECURITY FOR MY ARREST.THEY CALLED ME TELLING ME THAT THEY ARE COMING TO MEET BUT SINCE THEN I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEM.MAYBE YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR THEIR MISSION TO SENEGAL BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AS A STUPID MAN WHO PROMISE AND CANNOT DO.IF THE SECURITY COME HERE I WILL SHOW THEM THE WHOLE THING BECUASE YOU ARE A BASTARD MAN WHO CAN NOT CONCLUDE A BUSINESS AND ALWAYS NEED MY HELP.AM I YOUR HELPER GO TO THE CHURCH PREMISES AND ASK FOR HELP YOU SON OF A BEACH.
I KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY AGENTS TO COME TO SENEGAL TO ARREST ME.FUCKOFF YOU SON OF A PROSTITUTE.MIND YOU THAT IF THE SECURITY AGENTS COME HERE THEY WILL NEED YOUR ATTENTION HERE.DO U HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR UR TRAVELLING TO AFRICA.POOR MAN LIKE YOU WHO NEED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.IF YOU PROVOKE ME I WILL PAY THE SECURITY MEN AND THEY TRACE YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.BUT I ONLY SEE YOU AS A SLAVE AND NOTHING MORE.
GO TO HELL I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY.


I love a good lad rant in proper English to be honest Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Son of a beach? That can be either sandman or one of the Beach boys Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anther nice rant! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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GO TO HELL I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY
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Hope he enjoyed it , as everyone knows plenty of vitamin C in money..... Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe over in that other thread, they can collect the guy's stool.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=197111&highlight

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why are you having him arrested ? It's a beautiful, ultimate slap bound to create aggression in your lad.

I love it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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One day, you'll have to sit me down and teach me how you get those excellent lad rants, I only ever seem to get lad whines.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great rant!!

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I HAVE EATEN YOUR MONEY.

He want fries with that? How bout a nice piece of pie?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ OK, here I go Laughing

I usually don't insult my lads or slap them hard. I let them enjoy lots of the tools we have around here. When they're fed up with it and start to whine I try to convince them that I did all I could, never be harsh on them. I make new proposals to succesfully conclude business but once they trust me again more frustration arises. Occasionally, when frustration is on high levels I ask them something irrational like "Why do you want to sell me an aquarium? I don't need one."

I should mention though that the latest rants I published recently come from highly respected lads - i.e. : baits that lasted for months or years Cool

It also happens that the lad drops me after telling me that I'm "A big full and a joker". That's the risk of baiting: You win some, you loose some Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I recall this from a couple of years back:

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Dear White Beach,


And:

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you Stupid Beach,i'm telling you b/4 but you dont care to listen to my instruction.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good rant!

I have this lovely image of an angry lad, caps lock firmly ON, bashing away on a keyboard; his blood pressure off the scale, frustration, tears and all he can do is send you an email....

Made my day! Very Happy

Wonderful job, bobdemol!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari him to Normandy.

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