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Bill Ding
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 89
Location: Great White North
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:06 am |
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I am just beginning this bait, but I guarantee it's going to be amusing. \i just sense it in me bones.
SIR THIS IS TO AKNOWLEDGED THE EECIEPT OF YOUR MAIL .
INFACT YOUR FILE WAS THE FILES THAT WAS BROUGHT HERE IN MY
OFFICE FOR ONWARD TRANSFERING OF CONTRACT FUND . WHAT IS
REQUIRED OF YOU IS TO FORWARD TO THIS OFFICE YOUR ACCONT
AND WERE THE FUND WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO AND YOUR TELEPHONE
NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION ONLY IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS THE
SAID FUND WOULD GET TO YOUR ACCONT .
BUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE WELL IT WILL BE SEND BACK TO
THE FEDERATION ACCOUNT
YOURS IN SERVICE
PETER UGONNA
DIRECTOR ELECTRONIC WIRE TRANSFER DEPARTMENT CBN
That language! Is he speaking English?
I fired back:
Mr. Ugonna,
Please do not email me using all caps, I find it very off-putting and rude. Do you not
know one of the most basic rules of internet etiquette, Mr. Ugonna?
You must NEVER email people using all caps. And you want to do business with me, too,which confuzzles me
even more.
Look, I am a sensible man. I am really interested in conducting business with you, Mr. Iguana.
How can we arrange it so that I can get these funds?
Oh, this lad will email me back . Look at the last sentence I wrote to Mr. Iguana.
Haven't quite figured out my character yet, though I am leaning towards being a doddering rich old fool. |
_________________ "My only concern is for you to keep the secret so that other people will not know what we are doing and may later implicate us out of enemity. This is a begging opportunity which I do not want to miss."
"...the beneficiary can be anybody,it is not mandatory for the beneficiary to be related to the deceased, it does not even matter if you are from different countries, religious or non religious..."
"Due to his wickedness and greediness he plan with high killers and killed my father and pretend that my father was killed by armed Rubber but he don't know that i know his secret."
"I have already made myself clear, and I am completely transparent to you." |
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Buckshot
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 140
Location: Ockerville, mate.
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Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:59 pm |
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Bill Ding wrote: |
That language! Is he speaking English? |
The language isn't any worse than many highly-paid western-world corporate guys & girls. The syntax isn't 'too' bad by comparison.
As for the spelling, mostly it's typo's more than anything else.
EECIEPT - The 'R' key is right next to the 'E' key on a QWERTY keyboard. Fat, grubby fingers can do that for anyone.
ACCONT - I used to always screw this up when sending work-related emails (as a debt collector - so the word came up often!).
Except my 'missed key' typo was never passing over the 'U' but the 'O'. I couldn't tell you how many white-collar executives received formal communication in which I inadvertently wrote the word "accunt".
Only once did someone ever notice ! I think it along the lines of "Dear Mary, your accunt..... <blah blah blah> is in arrears" |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:21 pm |
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You should send at least one e-mail using quotes from the fast shows "Rowley Birkin QC" character, finishing the e-mail im very very drunk and need the money |
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