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Kokomeister
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So I go this idea from a book of mad libs that I just BARELY found and though how funny it could to modify lad's scripts by inserting alternate words in the blanks and have the person below fill it in and start a new one. Like so:

I'll start:

Fill in the brackets wrote:

Greetings,

I am writing to [verb] your [noun] and [noun] to [verb] some amount of [plural noun] into your [noun] overseas. Therefore, this [noun] should be held [adverb] confidential.

I [verb] to transfer into a [noun] and [adjective] account overseas, some amount of [plural noun] which was [verb] amount from [noun] that was awarded to [pronoun] who have been [adverb] [verb] on completion of their various [noun]. However, by virtue of my [noun] as [noun], I cannot [verb] these [plural noun] in my name or in any company name here in [country]

I am now looking for a reliable [adjective] [adverb] [verb] abroad into whose [part of the body] the [plural noun] will be [verb]. I [verb] on the following sharing [noun] if you accept my [noun]. Sixty percent (60%) for me and Forty percent (40%) for you the offshore [noun] [noun]. I chose you for this [noun] [adverb] because I believe it is possible looking from a [noun] [verb] on your [noun] and [noun], hence this business [noun]. If you are [verb] in this [noun], I will [verb] some [noun] from [part of the body] in order to effect the [noun] of the [plural noun].

<strike>1. Your Full Names:
2. Your Company Name or Home Address:
3. Your Telephone Numbers:
4. Your Private Fax Numbers:</strike>

Please, be [verb] that I shall [verb] processing of [plural noun] and [noun] once you [noun] [noun] and the [plural noun] will be [verb] into your [noun] within Five (5) working days by [Celebrity]. Note that this [noun] is 100% [noun] free.
[Salutation]

Mrs [proper noun]
[Occupation]

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like this one!

Greetings,

I am writing to censor your nasal spray and tissue to divert some amount of wombats into your piano overseas. Therefore, this spyglass should be held clumsily confidential.

I prophesy to transfer into a basket and molecular account overseas, some amount of cucumbers which was hijacked amount from perfume that was awarded to us who have been extremely drunk on completion of their various pillows. However, by virtue of my peacock as slope, I cannot defend these cockroaches in my name or in any company name here in Nauru]

I am now looking for a reliable blue approximately deleted abroad into whose ribs the coffee makers will be amalgamated]. I shake on the following sharing bulldozer if you accept my tail feather. Sixty percent (60%) for me and Forty percent (40%) for you the offshore dance helmet. I chose you for this candle brazenly because I believe it is possible looking from a dog burrowed on your roof and fishing rod, hence this business shreder. If you are camping in this violin, I will conjure some spaghetti from ear in order to effect the sock of the fish.

1. Your Full Names:
2. Your Company Name or Home Address:
3. Your Telephone Numbers:
4. Your Private Fax Numbers:

Please, be exasperated that I shall weave processing of carpets and airplane once you sand, cereal and the elephants will be blackmailed into your folder within Five (5) working days by Rosie Jones. Note that this soap is 100% asphalt free.
Respectfully yours,

Mrs Chalk
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^And another one for the next person to fill out?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My kids used to do Mad Libs when traveling. Google Mad Libs and you will find oodles of possibilities.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Next one:

I am [adjective] [proper name] [proper name], a [profession] at law, and a [adjective] [profession[ practicing
in [adjective] Republic of Nigeria.


I am the [adjective] [noun] to your [noun] case which was about to be [verb in past tense] to you by Bank to Bank Wire [adjective] Transfer, which was [verb in past tense] by the
[adjective] Authorities because of your [noun] ownership [noun] including the
Affidavit in [noun] of [noun] that they [verb] from you before your [adjective]
payment of $10.5MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS [verb in future tense] into your
[noun] account, and i am here to [verb] you now that your [noun] is going to be
released to you and that [verb in past tense] this morning at the [adjective] High Court
Of [noun] here in [adjective] Republic of Nigeria.But there is one more [noun], you
need to [verb] your full [noun] once again and [verb] the sum of $125usd
for the [noun] of your [noun] Ownership [noun] and the Affidavit in
Support of [noun] on your behalf, which was said by the [adjective] Judge and without
that there will be nothing to [verb], and after the [noun] of the $125usd
your [noun] payment will [verb] by the [adjective] bank UNITED [noun] FOR AFRICA (UBA)
without any [noun].

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am Grumpy Innocent Gambolputty, a tree surgeon at law, and a terrified engineer practicing in holistic Republic of Nigeria.

I am the rotting goulash to your donkey case which was about to be catapulted to you by Bank to Bank Wire beloved Transfer, which was lambasted by the indecisive Authorities because of your horseradish ownership invective including the Affidavit in radius of incentivation that they leaked from you before your inconceivable payment of $10.5MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS collided into your shepherd account, and i am here to quantify you now that your wolfhound is going to be released to you and that handpassed this morning at the noisome High Court Of Mistaken here in mist-shrouded Republic of Nigeria.But there is one more series, you need to defuse your full wardrobe once again and incinerate the sum of $125usd for the feeling of your dingo Ownership medal and the Affidavit in Support of granite on your behalf, which was said by the defective Judge and without that there will be nothing to crush, and after the explosion of the $125usd your beefsteak payment will reverberate by the embarrassed bank UNITED BOLLARDS FOR AFRICA (UBA) without any underwear.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Automatic de-education script generator?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know that this [noun] will come to you as a [noun] as we have never [past tense verb] before, but need not to [verb] as I am using the only [adjective] and [adjective] [noun] available to seek for your [adjective] [noun] in a business. I am [verb] you [adjective] of my [noun] and no one is informed of this [noun].
I need your [adjective] [noun] in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your [adjective] [noun] . The money has been here in our Bank lying [adjective] for nine [adjective] years now without anybody coming for the [verb] of it.
I want to [verb] the money to you as the [adjective] [noun] to our [adjective] [noun] (the account owner) who died a long with his [adjective] NEXT OF KIN since August 1997.
The [adjective] ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 11 years, because the money will be recalled to the [noun] [noun] as [adjective] [noun].
Upon receipt of your [noun indicating your [noun] in this [noun],I will send you full [noun] on how the business will be [verb].
Please keep this [noun] as a [adjective] [noun] and [verb] if you are not [adjective].

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lachesis: I was thinking that as well.

All you'd need is a couple hashes stocked with words for each grammatical category, and a template. You could knock one off in ERB in a few minutes.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Leonsumbitches and Lachesis: The thought hadn't really occurred to me but now that I think about this thread would make really hilariously de-educated for lads to use. So feel free to have the lads use this too! Very Happy

I know that this toaster will come to you as a cheetah as we have never had sex before, but need not to orgasm as I am using the only red and blue papers available to seek for your outrageous book in a business. I am turned on of my pleasure and no one is informed of this bed.

I need your delicate china in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your green elf. The money has been here in our Bank lying beautiful for nine fruitful years now without anybody coming for the dancing of it.
I want to throw the money to you as the magical dildo to our executive pornography (the account owner) who died a long with his unattractive NEXT OF KIN since August 1997.

The frequent ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 11 years, because the money will be recalled to the lunchbox restaurant as delicious dinner.
Upon receipt of your masturbation in this office, I will send you a full box on how the business will be jumping
Please keep this dildo as a calming trinket and coming if you are not attractive.


Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Friend,

I want to [verb] you that this [noun] is 100% risk free and everything will be [past tense verb] legally. I am a [adjective] [noun] the [noun] why I am doing this [noun] is because of my [adjective] [human] who has [size] [body part] of the [noun] which is called [noun] and he needs a [noun] [noun] [noun]. So I want to [verb] him [adverb] after this [noun] because I [verb] [verb] enough money to [verb] [noun] of the bill since my salary is not [adjective] enough. so that is why I [verb] us to do this [noun].

I have to [verb] my underground work by [-ing verb] your [noun] into the [noun] database as the original [noun] of the fund so that my [body part] office will [verb] the transfer of the fund to your [noun] as the [career/job].

So I need the following information from you:
1.Full name and address.
2.Direct telephone and fax numbers
3. Sex and Age
4. Occupation


Hope you have understand me better now?

I wait for your [adjective] [noun]

Mrs [dessert] [proper noun]

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can create madlibs from scam letters here.

Check out the one I created

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Friend,

I want to expostulate you that this tram is 100% risk free and everything will be masticated legally. I am Nervous Steeplejack the Bittern why I am doing this locust is because of my compulsory president who has dank kneecap of the jerid which is called adversary and he needs a silkworm ottoman frypan. So I want to invigilate him ruthlessly after this caramel because I will urinate enough money to fertilise recovery of the bill since my salary is not comical enough. so that is why I stirfry us to do this fusebox.

I have to catalogue my underground work by supplicating your harvest into the shampoo database as the original logger of the fund so that my armpit office will denigrate the transfer of the fund to your artificer as the toilet attendant.

So I need the following information from you:
1.Full name and address.
2.Direct telephone and fax numbers
3. Sex and Age
4. Occupation

Hope you have understand me better now?

I wait for your searing platform

Mrs Parfait Blenkinsop

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Dear Friend,
I know that this [noun] will come to you as a [adjective] surprise as we have never [verb, past tense] before. My name is [adjective colour]. I am the [occupation] in [noun] [noun] & [noun], [city] [country]. I Hoped that you will not [verb] or [verb] this trust and confident that I am about to [verb] on you for the mutual [noun] of our both [noun].
I am [verb] in respect of a foreign customer of our company who [verb, past tense] along with his next of kin with Korean Air Line, flight number 801 with the whole passengers on 6th of augustus 1997 and for your perusal you can view this site…
Since the [noun] of this our [noun], I personally has [verb, past tense] with keen [noun] to see the next of kin but all has [verb, past tense] abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$18.3M (Eighteen Million Three Hundred Thoudsand United States Dollars) which has been with our [noun] for a very long time.
On this note, I [verb, past tense] to seek for whom his name shall be used as the [noun] since nobody is coming for the [noun] again. The [noun] ethics here does not allow such [noun] to stay more than 10 years, because the [noun] will be recalled to the [noun] [noun] as unclaimed [noun] after this period. In view of this I got your contact through the [noun] when I was making a [noun] on a [noun] that I will use in this [adjective] opportunity because I don't want the money to be recalled to our [noun] [noun] as [noun] [noun].
I have also agreed to offer 50% of the total sum and the [noun] of 50% will be for me.
The reason for a [noun] in the [noun] is the fact that the deceased [noun] was a [noun] and it is not authorized by the [noun] guiding our [noun] for a citizen of this country to make a claim of the fund. So the request of you as a [noun] is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund [adverb] into your reliable [noun] [noun] as the [adjective] [noun] to the [noun].
If you are really sure of your [adjective], [adjective] and [adjective], and accept not to [verb] or [verb] me after this [noun], reply with your [noun] and [noun] numbers and [noun] [noun] details where you wish to receive the [noun].
Upon receipt of the above mentioned [noun], indicating your [noun] in the [noun], I will send you by [noun] or [noun] a letter of [noun] which you will [verb] and [verb] back to our [noun] to enable us start this [noun].
I will not [verb] to bring to your [noun] that this business is [noun] free and dont have any negative [noun]. You should not [verb] any [noun] as all modalities for the [adjective] and [adjective] transfer of this [noun] has been [verb, past tense], this [noun] will be completed within 14 working days immediately we start the [noun].
Waiting for your [adjective] [noun] and please kindly [verb] if you are not [verb, past tense].

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is going to be fun Very Happy

Dear Friend,
I know that this turkey will come to you as a cucumber-like surprise as we have never played the xylophone before. My name is Bright Octarine. I am the doctor in Aluminum Triceratops & Tyrannosaurus, Edmonton Russia. I Hoped that you will not panic or parabolize this trust and confident that I am about to redact on you for the mutual nachos of our both shrubbery.
I am swimming in respect of a foreign customer of our company who froze along with his next of kin with Korean Air Line, flight number 801 with the whole passengers on 6th of augustus 1997 and for your perusal you can view this site…
Since the intangibility of this our quantification, I personally has eated cheezburger with keen aardvarks to see the next of kin but all has become abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$18.3M (Eighteen Million Three Hundred Thoudsand United States Dollars) which has been with our printer for a very long time.
On this note, I oriented to seek for whom his name shall be used as the scapegoat since nobody is coming for the music again. The nonexistent ethics here does not allow such absurdity to stay more than 10 years, because the cheezburger will be recalled to the paper clip factory as unclaimed foods after this period. In view of this I got your contact through the intertubes when I was making a sculpture on a video that I will use in this nonsequiturial opportunity because I don't want the money to be recalled to our paper clip factory as aerogel brick.
I have also agreed to offer 50% of the total sum and the inverse of 50% will be for me.
The reason for a monkey in the room is the fact that the deceased platypus was a pithikosophobiac and it is not authorized by the poster guiding our trip for a citizen of this country to make a claim of the fund. So the request of you as a barbarian is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund pyroantidisestablishmentarianistically into your reliable signature quotes as the last heir to the throne.
If you are really sure of your blasphemous, botanical and brilliant, and accept not to bait or slap me after this decade, reply with your credit card and lottery numbers and tree engineer details where you wish to receive the flying jellyfish.
Upon receipt of the above mentioned jellyfish, indicating your affinity for squishy sea creatures in the air, I will send you by carrier pigeon or paper airplane a letter of blank paper which you will observe and teleport back to our cafe to enable us start this fire.
I will not attempt to bring to your front door that this business is asbestos free and dont have any negative voltages. You should not verb any noun as all modalities for the funky and multicolored transfer of this jellyfish has been set on fire, this security shield survey will be completed within 14 working days immediately we start the process.
Waiting for your cute kitten and please kindly do the robot if you are not turned into a block of magnesium.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[nouns] To You,

On behalf of the [noun]'S [noun] and [adjective] [noun] [noun], we wish to [verb] you as a [noun] of [number] [noun] in compensation of [noun]. This is to bring to your [noun] that we are [verbed] from the [noun]'S [noun] and [adjective] [noun] [noun] COMMISSION and in conjunction with the Central [noun] of [place]. We have been mandated to [verb] [noun] of [noun] the sum of [number] [noun] each. Your [noun] ID were [verbed] and [verbed] for this [noun] as one of the [adjective] [noun] to be paid this amount.

We are [verbing] [adjective] [noun] as its [verbed] in Section B act 4 of [adjective] [noun] and [noun] of ( 08/04/2003 ) you can view this [noun] for confirmation: Kindly [verb] the [noun] below:

[URL]

Please, if [adjective] do [verb] [noun], [place] for [verb] and [verb] of your [noun] that we have [verbed] with the [noun].

The [noun] will be [verbed] to you by the [noun] in order to access the [noun] before releasing into your [adjective] [noun].You will transfer the [noun] into your nominated account on-line as the [noun],[place] will provide the necessary [noun] to you. We have taken care of the [multi-word noun] ([unwarranted acronymification of noun]) and the VAT.Please if you are willing to [verb] the [noun], do contact the [title/position] of the [noun] with the following details:

You are to fill the [adjective] form and submit to the [noun].

Yours [adverb],
[title] [name]
Coordinator.
[noun]'S [noun]

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Artichokes To You,
On behalf of the Hammerhead's and Rampaging Yeti Hunters, we wish to rusticate you as a backpack of 666 diapers in compensation of spinach. This is to bring to your groceries that we are flew from the Storm trooper’s Rifles and Oblivious Steel Nightshirts COMMISSION and in conjunction with the Central Rubble of Gehenna. We have been mandated to reverberate chilblains accessories of potatoes the sum of 42 Hitchhikers each. Your sedan’s ID were summoned and flogged for this blackguard as one of the hostile moulds to be paid this amount.
We are cooking explosive anchovies as its exhumed in Section B act 4 of foresworn alacrity and haddock of (08/04/2003 ) you can view this posterior for confirmation: Kindly alleviate the bootstrap below:
[URL]
Please, if seamlessly do renounce mustangs, Liverpool for reconstitute and beatify of your pitbull that we have squelched with the roadsign.
The fishfinger will be strung to you by the boondocks in order to access the fiddlesticks before releasing into your compulsive anthem.You will transfer the stanza into your nominated account on-line as the goatherd, Morder will provide the necessary ring to you. We have taken care of the Unctuous Pontificate Stewpot (UPS) and the VAT.Please if you are willing to shoot the carousel, do contact the Pontifex Maximus of the Bakery with the following details:
You are to fill the half-witted form and submit to the scriptwriter.
Yours serendipitously,
Sir Tain-Disaster
Coordinator.
Rupert's Coccyx

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DEAR [Honorific],
I am [name] [name] the son of [adjective] [professional title] [name] [name]. [Honorific] attached are [noun] to prove the four consignments [noun] deposited as [noun] [noun] [noun] in the [geographical term] [noun] [noun] [noun].[city] [country]. I lost my [noun] some time ago and now i want to [verb] the [noun] and [verb] a normal [noun].and the four [noun] [noun] contain. 10 Million US.Dollars and the funds are [adjective] and [adjective] cash.
I am [verbing] with you to [verb] any of your [noun] to help me in [verbing] the [noun] so i can have [noun] to funds and [verb] a normal [noun] as every other [adjective] [noun]. I went to the [noun] [noun] and i was told that the [noun] my father [verbed] has expired[verbed] and we need to [verb] for [noun] [noun] of [number] [period of time] amounting to 1000 [currency]. I have no such money to [verb] the [noun].
After the [verb] of the [noun] I will like the funds to be [verbed] via a [noun] to [noun] transfer to your [noun] Co-ordinate in your country and I will [verb] over there and start a new [noun]. [Honorific] please help me to [verb] a better [noun] and help [verb] the [noun]. and please [Honorific] contact meas soon you [verb] this [noun]. and i also need your [means of communication]

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DEAR Baroness,
I am Justin Bateman the son of glacial engineer Arthur Bateman. Baroness, attached are lobsters to prove the four consignments washbasin deposited as cement toad statue in the Valley Goat Sand Soda, Bordeaux,Denmark. I lost my shoelace some time ago and now i want to mend the electron and drive a normal carpet.and the four spur guards contain. 10 Million US.Dollars and the funds are frisky and volubile cash.
I am defenestrating with you to remove any of your furniture to help me in baking the gloves so i can have bread to funds and annihilate a normal desk as every other deleted expletive. I went to the newspaper ceiling and i was told that the aspirin my father distilled has expired seduced and we need to pupate for wool bathtubs of nine centuries amounting to 1000 ringgits. I have no such money to paint the elbow.
After the awakening of the dinosaur I will like the funds to be castrated via a boiler to rice transfer to your sock. Co-ordinate in your country and I will guffaw over there and start a new liver. Your Beatitude, please help me to unseal a better pie and help salivate the door. and please Your Excellency contact me as soon you stir this garlic. and i also need your smoke signals.

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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

am [title] [name] [name] [name], I am a [country] citizen, [number] years [adjective]. I [verb] here in [adjective] [noun] Texas. My [adjective] address is as follows. 1811 [color] [verb] [type of street name], [town], [country]. I am one of those that [verbed] a [noun] in
[country], many [plural noun] ago and they [verbed] to [verb] me, I had [verbed] over $40,000 while in
the [country], [verbing] to [verb] my [noun] all to no avail.


So I [verbed] to [verb] down to [country] with all my [noun] [plural noun], And I was
[verbed] to [verb] Mr.Maxwell Adams, who is the [noun] of [noun] AWARD
COMMITTEE, and I [verbed] him and he [verbed] everything to me.He said whoever is
[verbing] us through [noun] are [adjective].

He took me to the [verbing] bank for the [noun] of my Compensation [noun]. Right now I
am the most [adjective] [noun] on [planet] because I have [verbed] my [noun] funds of
$800,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Maxwell Adams [verbed] me the [adjective] [noun] of those that are yet to [verb] their [noun] and I [verbed] your [noun] as one of the [plural noun], and your [noun] address, that is why I [verbed to [verb] you to stop [verbing] with those
[plural noun],they are not with your [noun], they are only making [noun] out of you. I will
[verb] you to [verb] Mr.Maxwell Adams You have to [verb] him [adverb] on this
[noun] below.



[noun] [noun] HOUSE

Name Mr.Maxwell Adams

Email: [email protected]

Office Address: 13, Cole Street, Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.


You really have to stop [verbing] with those [plural noun] that are [verbing] you and telling
you that your [noun] is with them, it is not in any [noun] with them, they are only [verbing]
[noun] of you and they will [verb] you up until you [verb] nothing.

The only [noun I [verbed] was just [number] [currency] , take [noun] of that.

Once again stop [verbing] those people, I will [verb] you to [verb] Mr.Maxwell
Adams so that he can [verb] you to [verb] your [noun] instead of [verbing] with those
[plural noun] that will be [verbing] you [adverb] asking for different [noun] of [noun] to [verb]
your transaction.

[verb] You and Be [adejective].

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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

am Chairman Amber Roger Michaels, I am a Mali citizen, years horny. I hate here in beautiful rocks Texas. My personality address is as follows. 1811 Blue drinking Clover street, Norrebro, Namibia. I am one of those that killed a gorilla in
US, many ages ago and they found to arrest me, I had hid over $40,000 while in
the Suriname, creeping to see my penis all to no avail.


So I ripped to fat down to Germany with all my lamp fish, And I was
thrown to expect Mr.Maxwell Adams, who is the fish of swamp AWARD
COMMITTEE, and I fucked him and he orgasmed everything to me.He said whoever is
saying us through cramps are flippy.

He took me to the giving bank for the monkey of my Compensation sex toys. Right now I
am the most enjoying popsicles on Jupiter because I have lost my purple funds of
$800,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Maxwell Adams vomited me the orgasmic elf of those that are yet to eat their vomit and I make your cake as one of the geese, and your hooker address, that is why I screamed to have you to stop orgasming with those
pimps,they are not with your grocery store, they are only making dildos out of you. I will
Make you to have sex Mr.Maxwell Adams You have to orgasm him frequently on this
dresser below.



Stapler Milk HOUSE

Name Mr.Maxwell Adams

Email: [email protected]

Office Address: 13, Cole Street, Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.


You really have to stop going with those pimps that are orgasming you and telling
you that your food is with them, it is not in any drink with them, they are only lamenting
apple of you and they will want you up until you stop nothing.

The only goat I had sex with was just 5 yen , take grapes of that.

Once again stop sexing up those people, I will be you to have sex with Mr.Maxwell
Adams so that he can orgasm you to have your instead of going with those
food that will be wearing you vividly asking for different cow of goat to preserve
your transaction.

Go You and Be Flamboyant.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROM: MRS [name] [name]
C/O BARR. [name] [name]
[city] - [country]

PRESIDENT/CEO

I am [title] [name] [name], the widow of the late [title] [name][name] former [nationality] [job] [high class government position] who [verbed[ [adverb] as a result of [noun] [noun]

Since after my [noun]'s death my [noun] is under [-tion word] of movement and that not withstanding, we are being [verbed], [verbed] and our [company] Account both here and abroad are being frozen by the [country] Government.

Furthermore, my elder [noun] is in detention by the [country] Government for more [word with -tion] about my [noun]’s assets and some [adjective] [noun]

Following the recent discovery of my [noun]’s [noun] [noun] by the [nationality] Government with [country] [noun] in which the huge sum of US$[number] Million and DM[number]Million was [verbed] I therefore [verbed [to verb] you in [adjective] that l was [verb] [to verb] out the sum of US$[verb] Million Dollars, which was [adverb] [verbed] and is [verbed] in two [noun][noun] for [noun] [plural noun]

I therefore [adverb], appeal to you [adverb] and [adverb] for your [adjective] [-ance word] to [verb] this [noun] into your [noun] where l believe it will [to be verb] since l [negative verb] [verb the [noun] due to the [-ion word] of [-ment word] [verbed] on the [group of people] of my [noun] by the [country] Government.

My [noun] shall [verb] with you for a [idiom] [verb+ing] outside [fictitious country] in order to [verb] with you toward [adjective] [-ion word] of this [plural noun] out of the [restaurant name] in a secret vault through a [noun] company in [country/country], and as soon as you [verb] your [noun] my [noun] shall [verb] you the [fictitious company] of the [noun] and other related [plural noun] that will [verb] you [verb] the [noun].

[adverb], we have [verbed] to [verb] you [number]% of the total sum while [number]% is to be [past tense verb]on [noun] by you until we can [verb] on a [-able word] business [-ment word] in your [noun] subsequent to our free [-ment word] by the [nationality] Government.

Please [verb] [adverb] and [verb] it with absolute [adverb] and [color].

[salutation]

HAJIA [Celebrity's name] [name] (MRS).

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROM: MRS Fred Tohoma
C/O BARR. Jim Garabond
Bodoni - San Seriffe

PRESIDENT/CEO

I am Praetor Fred Tahoma, the widow of the late Marshall Bert Tahoma, former Sans Seriffe window cleaner and principal private secretary who bounded happily as a result of spring rains.

Since after my slavemaster's death my apartment is under friction of movement and that not withstanding, we are being groped, goosed, and our FCUK Account both here and abroad are being frozen by the San Seriffe Government.

Furthermore, my elder statesman is in detention by the San Seriffe Government for more detestation about my slavemaster's assets and some collective insanity.

Following the recent discovery of my slavemaster's bondage collection by the San Seriff Government with Lucida cheering in which the huge sum of US$242 Million and DM20 Million was incinerated I therefore leaped to massage you in virtuous that l was bent to weigh out the sum of US$mutilate Million Dollars, which was severely agonised and is ripped in two torso segments for festival trimmings.

I therefore concisely, appeal to you cheerily and hopelessly for your mighty severance to bury this binnacle into your stormfront where l believe it will exist since l never incinerated the dinnerplate due to the extinction of contentment heaped on the printers of my menu by the San Seriffe Government.

My orgy shall conflict with you for a fully sicj thrashing outside Ki-Flong in order to breed with you toward mighty attraction of this series out of the McDonalds in a secret vault through a rifle company in Lilliput and Blefuscu, and as soon as you ratify your garden my potplant shall fertilise you the Umbrella Corporation of the corpse and other related zombies that will pursue you killing the resident.

Grippingly, we have bombed to attack you 160% of the total sum while 110% is to be exploded on Lower Caisse by you until we can land on a flammable business excrement in your retirement subsequent to our free entertainment by the San Seriffe Government.

Please fire rapidly and riddle it with absolute seemingly and puce.

Heartily

HAJIA Kutchner Fred (MRS).

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello my dear,
Nice to [verb] you, I am Mrs. [emotion] [name] from [country] but currently reside in [city] [country], it's a [noun] [verb]ing you today. This [noun] might come to you as a [noun] because we have never [verbed] each other before, I sincerely [verb] in advance if this [noun] is against your [noun] [noun], just do me a [noun] by [verb]ing to the urgency of this [noun] if you deem it [noun] to give me a helping [noun].
I lost my [noun] when [noun]s struck the northern part of [country] ([city])as he went to [verb] for the [noun] of [noun] [noun] [noun]. Before his [noun], he made a [noun] of US$ 10.5 Millions with a [noun] here in a [noun] [verbed] [noun] which I never knew that; [noun] was [verbed] to it until I got to the [noun] recently.
I got to the [noun] and [verbed] for the release of the [noun] so that I’ll have [noun] to it, they [verbed] my [noun] down, demanding for a foreign [noun] where the money will be [verbed]. It was then that I knew that my late [noun] made the [noun] in a [noun] [noun] [noun] with a [noun] attached to it for onward [noun] in a [adjective] [noun]. They [verbed] that I should get a [adjective] partner’s [noun] which I made them [verbed] that I never [verbed] any of my l[adjective] husband’s [adjective] [noun]. So they [verbed] that I should [verb] and [verb] anybody who will [verbed] in as my [adjective] [noun]’s [adjective] [noun]. The bank [occupation] promised to [verb] me in [verbing] the [noun] as soon I [verb] their [noun] by submitting [adjective] [noun].
If you’re ready to [verb] me [verb] this [noun] into your [noun], please send the following details of you to [verb] me [verb] it to the [noun] for [noun] [noun] [noun]:
1. Your Name:
2. Contact address:
3. Phone and Fax Numbers:
4. Occupation: I’ll give you 15% of the total [noun] [verbed] for your [noun] and 5% for any [noun] you might [verb] during the [noun], all making 20%. You should [verb] this 20% immediately the [noun] [verb] into your [noun] .The rest you’ll [verb] for me until I [verb] over there with my son ([name].) I have [nouns] to [verb] this money in continuation with the [noun] [noun] of my [adjective] [noun], but not in this [noun] again rather in your [noun]. I have the vision of [verbing] into [adjective] [noun] and industrial production[noun] [noun] please if you are willing to [verb] me and my [noun] [noun] [name], indicate your [noun] in replying soonest.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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