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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have my Google Voice set to transcribe messages and text them to me. For the most part they are pretty inaccurate, but sometimes they are downright funny.

This one came in today:

Hello, hello, It's, triscuit crackers hello hello hello hello.

Man, I couldn't stop laughing about that one!

Others that were waaayyyy off:

-Hello, this is possible to show that huge, hey dude, it's still too hard hitting. We're trying to finish the project is craigslist. Mr. It'll take care bye bye.

-Young over the 5 this is. I spoke to 2nd place so I need your clothes I realized answer your thoughts on whether we're just waiting for roughhouse if yeah, I'll talk to you

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Those are funny, but don't forget--this audio to text is still very new.

Google will make it better. It's all about algorithims and stuff, but it can't be made perfect.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hell I might as post mine from the same lad not as funny as triscuits.

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Hello, this is possible to get some station police. Good afternoon, This is a friend of tomorrow. Bye bye also said to be able to your place, go to work here so I get back to me. I just found out the position of, there is some how are you are. I don't have to stick with your name on the just called about face. Thank you very much, bye bye.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The funniest thing is that the mangling in no way makes the lad's message less coherent.

In many cases, it makes more sense than what they actually said.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ What do you mean? Who says the transcripts aren't transcribed correctly? Looks perfect to me.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always liked this one ( craigslist scammer )

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Hello, this is falsely shipping, yeah I wanna talk to the store. Yeah course gate because week. As soon as the V feel free house. So we bye yes and she will see you, so you can give us a call. Talk to us what to do these refunds (580) xxx-yyyy movie in talking to you tonight. He's going to go to yo 54399 least we see your car. Thanks for using our services, bye. Yeah

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