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 Captain Mal's short fuse...

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I rarely let my own moods affect my baits, but recently it's not been so easy to detach, with a golden staph infection giving me periods of chronic pain, sometimes agonising. Today a rather bad episode led to an uncharacteristic bout of ill-temper from the normally easy-going Captain Mal.

The Lad was the one who featured as "4nita Sexy" in http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=196573. Emphasis added, BTW.

Mal (8:37 PM): Anita, is everything OK?
AS (8:38 PM): Hello
AS (8:39 PM): i greet you
AS (8:39 PM): how are you doing today my Dear?
Mal (8:39 PM): As well as can be expected.
AS (8:40 PM): we thank god
AS (8:41 PM): but am not too happy now
Mal (8:41 PM): I don't have any religion, remember, so a bit less of the "we", please.
AS (8:41 PM): what do you mean?
Mal (8:41 PM): Sorry, what's wrong?
AS (8:42 PM): my sick mummy is very cool
Mal (8:43 PM): I thought she was much better. What's changed?
AS (8:44 PM): no money to take good of her
Mal (8:44 PM): Say again?
AS (8:45 PM): onthing
Mal (8:45 PM): Sorry?
AS (8:45 PM): okay
Mal (8:46 PM): I'm a bit surprised to hear that.
AS (8:46 PM): that is why i want get marriage so that i can take good care of her
Mal (8:46 PM): Well, there’s a problem with that.
AS (8:47 PM): i don,t understand
Mal (8:49 PM): Even if I were able to get you here - and that's not a given - there's a good chance that your Mom won't be admitted to Australia.
AS (8:50 PM): okay
Mal (8:51 PM): That's the law here. I had some trouble getting a permit to stay as I'm effectively deaf. Some lunkhead no-load in Immigration tried to invoke the Public Purse rule on me but luckily he was overruled.
AS (8:53 PM): oh really?
AS (8:53 PM): i see
AS (8:53 PM): i have money here in the security company
Mal (8:53 PM): I remember that you mentioned it.
AS (8:54 PM): you see
AS (8:54 PM): but am suffer in here in ghana
Mal (8:54 PM): You mean your Mom is.
AS (8:55 PM): is that how live suppose to be?
Mal (8:56 PM): What?
AS (8:56 PM): i have money and am suffering
Mal (8:57 PM): There are some things that money can't buy, I guess.
Mal (8:57 PM): How are you suffering exactly?
AS (8:58 PM): hahhahha
AS (8:58 PM): why do you say that?
Mal (8:58 PM): I wasn’t making a joke.
AS (8:59 PM): what do you mean?

It was about here that the pain began to build and my temper to fray.

Mal (9:00 PM): Now I'm confused!
AS (9:00 PM): confused about what?
Mal (9:03 PM): That's the whole gorram point!
AS (9:03 PM): are you with me?
AS (9:03 PM): i need help now
Mal (9:05 PM): What sort of help?
AS (9:06 PM): i want change my mind now because my mummy will die
Mal (9:08 PM): So what help do you need?
AS (9:09 PM): you i told you that i have money in the security company ?
Mal (9:09 PM): Yes.
AS (9:10 PM): i don,t want to wait till i get marriage before investing the money
Mal (9:12 PM): How do we resolve this?
AS (9:13 PM): i want to cleim from the money
Mal (9:14 PM): I don't get it.
AS (9:15 PM): i said want to go meet the security company and tell them to give some from the money
Mal (9:16 PM): Why can't you just go and do it?
AS (9:17 PM): i can,t because there are requestioning for money
AS (9:17 PM): because the money have been there for some time now
AS (9:21 PM): the box have there for some time now that is why there said i should pay for the storage fee of $200us.Dollars
Mal (9:22 PM): They can take it out of the box, can't they?
AS (9:23 PM): no there not do that
Mal (9:23 PM): Why not?
AS (9:23 PM): because the keys are with me
Mal (9:24 PM): So you can open it.
Mal (9:25 PM): Am I missing something?
AS (9:26 PM): what are you missing?
Mal (9:27 PM): Why you can't just open the box?
AS (9:28 PM): but before there can allow me to open the boxes i must pay that money first
Mal (9:29 PM): That sounds like something out of the old USSR.
Mal (9:30 PM): "No get in room without pass."
Mal (9:30 PM): "So where do I get a pass?"
Mal (9:30 PM): "In room."
AS (9:30 PM): i don,t get you
Mal (9:31 PM): Oh, never mind.
AS (9:31 PM): what do you mean?

OK, now I was in real pain, but I wasn't going to let the Lad go yet.

Mal (9:31 PM): I'm sorry that I tried to lighten your mood, OK?
Mal (9:32 PM): I promise I won't do it again!
AS (9:33 PM): what is that ?
Mal (9:34 PM): Can't you get anything? Holy shit on a shingle, must I dumb everything down for you?
AS (9:35 PM): i don,t understand you plz
Mal (9:35 PM): Why are you so gorram STUPID?????
Mal (9:36 PM): I need pain killers. I am in agony.
AS (9:37 PM): really oh i see
AS (9:37 PM): so you mean you can,t help me now?
Mal (9:40 PM): I am going now before I really lose my temper with you. For the love of Pete, grow a brain!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Whoa.
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Jokes aside, get well soon, Yast Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

4nita just left me gobsmacked...

Mal (11:03 PM): Tell me something - how much of your life has been in the US?
Anita (11:04 PM): non
Anita (11:04 PM): why do you ask?
Mal (11:04 PM): Oh? You said in your email that you'd spent some time in America.
Anita (11:05 PM): yes
Anita (11:05 PM): but not in usa

Confused

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dont forget SOUTH america Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I should add this to clarify (emphasis added):

Quote:
My name is Anita , am 25 years of age.I'm from West Coast of Africa Ghana to be a half Ghanaian and a ilinois,but just spent some part of my time in the States.I am 5"7 ft tall, 135 lbs.I have no body am the only next of kid

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ you lad has no body ?

A Head-In-A-Jar scammer, now that's pretty cool.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing I have no body, either. Nurse Nasty took it away, and left me in this pink dress.

You got a real "weiner!" there, yastreb, in that lad. Smile
Quote:
Mal (9:29 PM): That sounds like something out of the old USSR.
Mal (9:30 PM): "No get in room without pass."
Mal (9:30 PM): "So where do I get a pass?"
Mal (9:30 PM): "In room."
AS (9:30 PM): i don,t get you
Mal (9:31 PM): Oh, never mind.
AS (9:31 PM): what do you mean?
This one got me rollin'. Laughing

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