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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:39 pm

A nice little exchange between Me and Steven:

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Dear S,
I did not critisize you my dear, As i said, you need to visit your Bank and let them know what is going on,
Steven,

I get a bit Miffed:

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Steven,
I am a man. Do NOT call me "your dear". I'm not your (B Word). I'm
supposed to be your business partner. Got it?

I get a back off:

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S,
Got your mail and heard you well,Forgive me and it is good we both understand each other in everything we do, so let me know what is going on now,Have you visited your Bank as to know what is really going on??? the problem why the MPS has not gotting the fund you sent,Please we dont need to delay long on this issue,Looking forward hearing from you, Steven,

I'll answer on Monday.......LOL.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:40 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

From a bait I am doing with auto-5. Auto-5 is a nun running a home for bastard children. I am the Pastor of these bastards. Unfortunately our lad insists on Western Union for the transfer, and refuses to provide a bank account. So we dispatch young Penfold to Vegas via horse and buggy to make the transfer. Penfold has, of course, run into problems, and he ended up getting drunk and rolled in the alley. But AFTER he made the transfer. Too bad the receipt with the MTCN number was in his wallet. The lad is not happy

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Since you made mention of these bastards it was touching and I decided to do everything humanly possible to make sure that this check will get to you people for up-keeping of the bastards. So I will not do anything that will jeopardize my job because I want to help you people.

Send this dispatching fees across to me otherwise the check will be cancelled. I am waiting.

He sure ain't trying very hard, is he? Penfold is hungover and alone in Vegas after drinking the Apple Juice with the picture of the pretty turkey on the bottle and all this lad cares about is his money. Sad

He is a trooper.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

You will all be pleased to hear that my recovery lad has succeeded in finally putting those 'masterminds of fraudulence' behind bars!

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Kindly note that this said fund was recovered from most of the mastermind of the fraudulence activities in the Country and we have packaged in a metal box the total sum of Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars, through the help of the director Skye Bank Plc by name ( MR JOHNSON KALU) who has succeeded in helping us register it with the GLOBAL COURIER DELIVERY COMPANY here in Lagos, Nigeria.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

OH NOES! My new daughter is sick of , something?

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she needs to be operated she is having pneumolia and am cashless now just worried.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:48 pm

Happiness is:

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My confess to you that you are the hardest human i have ever encounter in my entire life.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:02 pm

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I am Comdr. Bahi, (Rtd.) 65 yrs. old. widow married for 26 years without a child, I lost my wife 4 yrs. ago after a succesful Cardiac Arteries Operation.I am compelled to write to you under humanitarian ground, i am a sickwoman, surfering from cancer of the liver and my doctor said that I may not last for the next six months

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Nothing beats a bit of lad agony Twisted Evil

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Good morning to you Mr. xxxxxxxxx, this to inform you that we are still writhing this morning to get this transfer done, as soon as you make the payment this morning, just let me know,and also remember that today is the last day

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:27 am

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i am very ok today,still hopping on GOD.

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:05 am

Oh dear I think he's starting to wise up.

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We cannot take I year and some months proccessing a transaction without getting to the end of it. Procrastinating it with one excuse or another just to slow thing up.

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:25 pm

My favorite one, which hung in my cubicle for a year:

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I AM NOT TO BE LIVING LONG AS MY CANCER HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE OF COMATOSE

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I just got a PM from this one. I guess she thinks that thing is a clown car

- 24 y/o female
- morvia, Liberia
- English, English, English
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- Have 8 children
- Last logged in: 2013-06-05 06:34:19
- ID: 231313

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:39 am

From one of my Dakar Darlings after I hesitated to respond to the Barrister's request for money yesterday:

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...Muscles better and nerves more, like your body. I like what it does. I like its shape. I like to feel the spine of your body and its bones, And the trembling-firm-smoothness of which I will again and again kiss. I like kissing this and that of you. I like slowly stroking the shocking fuzz of your electric fur, And possibly I like the thrill of me under you as we become one flame of passion.

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:45 am

^^Shocking fuzz of your electric fur? WTF?

Shocked

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:34 am

^^So I have done a quick rework on this one and can't quite narrow down an artist to record it but Salt N Pepa are definitely leading the pack:

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Muscles better
and nerves more
like your body
I like what it does
I like its shape
I like to feel
the spine of your body
and its bones
And the trembling-firm-smoothness
Of which I will again and again kiss
I like kissing this
and that of you
I like slowly stroking
the shocking fuzz
of your electric fur
And possibly I like the thrill
of me under you
as we become
one flame of passion.

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:56 am

Strange currency this firms accepts:

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We do receive millions of pounce sterling

I wonder if Cougar knows them?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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I came across your payment file marked X and your released disk painted RED

Don't think that will have done the disk much good!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^The X file? I can see why they put that on the disk.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:49 am

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How are you doing i hope you are fine, dear i was very lucky to find will of my late father in my small puce today after i search all my belonging to see if i will find something that is related to my inheritance after your insistence of it

Should have kept in in your small beige, silly lad.

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:18 am

Instead of sending a payment slip I sent one of the worthless photos from the toolbox. I get this little exchange:

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What you sent to me is not a payment slip, Is that what you sent to the MPS company as a payment slip????

I reply:

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Oh Shit. I see the problem. My damned scanner has been acting screwy.
I will go make a good copy of the slip and send it.
Regards,

Then overnight I get an E-mail with the subject "Dear Fool".

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Shit on your self not me,Dont you know you are a Big FOOL?? I know whom you are right from the first day you went and transfer $487.00,let us Stop all communication here,I know there is nothing you will say again,SO go make a good copy of the slip and send it,fool like you, You are Fooling your self, not me or Anna,

This is after three Piggys.

ETA: I sent a payment slip to the shipping company telling them I was cutting Steven out of the deal by telling him I recalled my payment but didn't. Then sent Steven an E-mail telling him I recalled my payment and to go screw himself. We'll see if the bait continues.

ETA: OMG!! The above messages were between my Satter account and Steven. I've been doing a different bait from George's account With a woman named Anna and received this today!!

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You are a Big Fool, you can not Fool me as you have been Fooling other peoples,sending them the same informations,i knew you very well, You have 2 email address, 1 for George and the other 1 for Satter ,after giving you aonther account you will then send me fake payment slip of Chass Bank RIGHT? You are Fooling your self,,,Not me Anna Or Steven Tombole, Dont you know that? Fuck that your Old Mom,that you always viste every weekends, I know you will be surprised how i cut you and your Fucking moving,,,Please try to send Mr Steven Tombola the really copy of the Transfer slip as you promised,,Big Fool like you, WoWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Too damned funny!!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This one was titled Acknowledgement Message

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Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank You For Contacting Standard Chartered Bank Abidjan Côte d'Ivoire - (SCB) Shortly We Shall Respond To Your E-Mail Accordingly. However, Be Informed That This Is An Automatically Generated Delivery Status Notification Hence We Shall Get Back To You Shortly.

Thanks.
Mrs. Sandra Williams

(Secretary)

Makes me think that this is what the lad looks like:

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:04 am

A few snippets from a Dying Widow:

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I am a very greedy woman with all cost i dont know much and care about people, since when I have an experience of my it difficult to sleep and give rest.

Thanks for the Honesty!

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May you be blessed, as you reach me,please to remind you, don't belongs to scammers or any act of fraudulent on internet.

Cool! That makes it all seem legit!

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please contact me and stop weeping.

Aw Shucks! A Feller can get all emotional like can't he?

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:17 am

Hurt me, Hurt me ! . . . .

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. . . . just hit my back if u want to no more

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:39 am

On the 5th, Jones Wak wrote:

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TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER USING FOR WHAT AS THE QUESTION AND DELIVERY AS THE ANWSER.

On the 11th he wrote:

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TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER USING FOR (good) AS THE QUESTION AND (fine) AS THE ANWSER.

So I picked a completely different question and answer.

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:17 pm

Must live on the International Dateline:

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Thanks for your email. I received the same information from Mr. Bernhard that his pilot Jerome will arrival Lome Togo Airport on Wednesday. You know Wednesday is next two days; I will be waiting for his call. If he arrive Lome Togo Airport on that Wednesday, when will he be coming to Accra to pay for the storage keeping fee of the gold at the security vault? Could you ask him to come with the entire cost of my gold so that I can have my money here and keep it save before going to Togo with him? I will be waiting for your reply. one more thing that is urgent I need your full contact details that will used for gold invoice include your valid telephone number.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I have the "wroth of God" upon me:

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People like you that called theirselves pastors, they are thieves in the house of God and betrayal everywhere, even using sisters in the church. May God deliver you. End time pastors. Don’t allow the wroth of God to visit you. Because if I talk to God about you, you will never be forgiven because of what you are doing and I understand that you don’t have respect. Whatever I do, I do it for Iris Stobbs. Not you, a big fool.

I had better tidy the place up if I am going to get visitors.

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