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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^So do I but I thought that was 'Our' thing!

Dang Tis a funny thang!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do not recall telling anyone our secret. He must have been looking in the window.

This guy came from nowhere with the chat type mails telling me he was in love and I should chat with him. I would almost think I am being baited but he is not very good at it.

If you are going to talk to me please stop using this like some chat. You have told me very little and still did not say how you got my address. I have no intention of wasting time in chat. That is no way to get to know anybody.

Quote:
I got your email from a dating site


You did not get my mail from any dating site. Why would you say that? I do not post it on them.

Quote:
Maybe someone posted it then, but that was a long time ago...... Am sorry, but thats the truth

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hello. I have a business proposal for you. There are no risks involved. Pls reply for briefs. From Chen Ho


Oh yeah. Then you flick a pound coin into the back of your limo and when I reach in to grab it...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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We are very surprise to see somebody from Britain telling lies.


Better not watch BBC parliament then; you'll faint.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate it when they know Engrish More Better than me:

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This is the only legal good opportunity to receive compensation for any unsuccessful transaction you encountered during your carrier, there is know other way to compensate you than using the mass assisted project funds in Dakar-Senegal to reposition your lapses, the compensation is for failed business so accept it with all pleasure.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think she is upset.

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And I think if its just money i want from i would have stood by the road side do sex work to fend for my self as you are trying to tell me,

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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It was Un-expected News to me, when i was told that you are death


Came as a shock to me too!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joseph, is this you threatening me with a good time?

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you are just pulling me up and down,please have time to sort me out if you truly love me


I am throwing this in my sig line

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YKnott
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Attn: (Baitername)


Based on our findings in this investigation department we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country, NIGERIA.


. . . Phew ! I shall sleep soundly knowing I'm protected from these Miscreants Confused
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rattlesnake
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad is trying to tell me that "the FBI" is just another scammer... but I think something got lost in translation.

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now see it, this what am telling you if you can understand me.my email box mark it as scam.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Robert Mueller III assures me he is the genuine article and signs off with a soothing piece of advice.

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please take note and safe your self a hug stress

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MAKE SURE NO GAMES THIS TIME AROUND BECAUSE YOUR BEHAVIOR IS POPULAR WITHIN THIS COMMITTEE BODY,BE WARNED.DON'T WASTE OUR TIME IF YOU KNOW IS GOING TO BE GAME/JOKES AS USUAL,

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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

Urgent??? Impotent massage

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Rowan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I have been begging you my words and nothing will change it. You only have believe in personality in order that i give you the best service. Forget about what people said. Just give it a trial.


Glad you cleared that up. By the way, I also believe in fairies as well as personality. Will that help?

I found this one in my spam folder after I didn't answer the lad for two days:

Quote:
I await your swift response (ASAP) to enable me beef up the records in my office.


And how do the records feel about that?
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Big Al
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So do you want the Teller or the Payment slip?

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SIR

THERE IS NO NEED TO CONFIRM ANY THING SINCE YOU NEVER SEND THE TELLER. YOUR BANKER MUST GIVE YOU THE TRANFER RECEIPT . IF I DO NOT SEE THIS RECEIPT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANY THING .


I DO NOT WORK VABALLY I WANT A PROVE. TO MAKE THINGS SIMPLE AND EASY SEND ME THAT TRANSFER SLIP.

THANKS
YOURS SINCERELY
GOMES ENRIQUE


Vabally: Verb with no meaning I can figure out. Since Lads don't really "Work". "Working Vabally" would have to be an oxymoron.
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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Recovery Lad with some 'Values':

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I trust you because I have experienced your trustworthiness by merely believing in what I have said, even when you have not seen me, and because I have faith in human nature.


Not bad what else you got?

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Well, I am an American and the internet was created by Americans for
the purpose of creating awareness for your products/services and
conducting genuine business with ease.


Okay not going there Buddy. Anything in conclusion?

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I am a different person entirely and I came from a different
continent. I have the American spirit in me and I hate cheaters.


I must Bait you!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Good evening my darling,
How are you doing today together with your work i hope all is well, how is atmosphere over there in your country i hope fine, Darling i wanted to email you yesterday unfortunately, when i send you a mail it will bounce back, But i later found out that it was a problem. So darling i want to know whether you have send the money to the lawyer to enable him start the procession, please darling i will like you to update me so that i will know how far you have gone with the lawyers fee, am waiting for your urgent mail your in love faith,


Well the atmosphere is Damned Cold Hun! ..and E-mail bouncing back is definately a problem.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sir I will like you to send me all this mentioned particulars in under for me to know you more and know whom I am dealing with, Below here is what I need from you so that I can then send to you the bank information as well as my late father's account number
(1) Full name
(2) Country of residence & city and
(3) phone number in case I want to call you
Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust I deposed on you. I love you because you are an honest and understanding man. You are truthful, a man of vision and hard working. my sweet heart, I will soon be with you for more love and marriage in your base. My favorite language is English. Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said I have a lot to tell you. I want to hear your voice of love. Have a nice day and think about me. A waiting to hear from you soonest
Yours Forever in mind,


So you dont know me and you already love me? Wow!
Also, since when did I own a base?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I will also want you to understand that it is 100% risk free and legally blinded

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting back in the game after a long hiatus, I received this gem together with a piggy:

Coulibaly Kone Keita wrote:
I presume you were dully informed by the person who recommended cum furnished you with this Law Firm's contact

No, it isn't even a dirty romance bait!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it when my lads play me a hash tune... whatever that is Wink

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Sorry about my hash tune on phone is just that you were not listening to my advice.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My poor orphan from cote d'ivoire sent me her sob story/script. It was generic and didn't really include payment information or much of anything for me to reply to. I didn't reply for a few days, so she sent me a "hello, how are you doing?" I asked her how I could help her, and all she sends me is this...

Amanda wrote:
go now and send me $100

Let me use my epic psychic abilities to do just that...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Tell her sent the $100.00 via Western Onion to Mr. Ojunti Gomer per his instructions.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

Or say you stuck your last $100 in a brown envelope with their name and Ivory Coast written on it and posted it off. I'm sure it'll get there Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been doing what I call the "Refugee Lad Project" at SS. Basically a "Doom in Dakar" style project to detail the Banker's and Barrister's of the Dakar Darlings. Then I shoot for two piggy's then I send a "Breakup letter". The idea being to get as much information posted on as many Lads as possible. Here is my break-up letter. (more or less as I personalize it)

Quote:
Dear Merhawit,
I'm sorry I haven't replied to you sooner. There has been a spell
of bad weather here in Michigan and my power was off. I made the
payment on Thursday so Barrister Mame should get the money soon.

But I also have some bad news. My Ex-wife has returned after
leaving me two years ago. She says that leaving me was the "Worst
mistake of my life" and wants to try and get back together. I'm not
perfect either my dear and I made a lot of mistakes during our
marriage. I owe her a second chance. Please use the money I sent to
the Barrister and use it to come to America and make a happy life for
yourself,
Love,


After sending it I get some pretty goofy stuff. Mer's reply:

Quote:
Honey Good Morning!!!!!,
This morning i could never be myself because of what happens yesterday when the reverend father called the lawyer and ask him,if you real sent him any money;but the respond of the lawyer shocks me so much that i cannot control myself any more;but this morning i decided to reach you as to knows the meaning of ( I'm sorry)it is sorry that you did not sent the money;but intends to puts confusion in the life of the lawyer or sorry that you are a great joker,a man without truth in his life?

What an act of yours is this?did you real sent money to the lawyer?

And if you can knows of yours age and open up with the truth,then lets me and reverend father see of the payment slip being forwarded to us for a confirmation.

Honey!!!kindly be truth because my contact to you never based on force,so never use tension over me because whatsoever thing you done thinking that you are joking with me,infact you are causing more danger to your wife but you cannot understand.

Yes!!all i need from you is nothing but the truth!!!!

Yours Weeping Merhawit.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The FBI seems to have done a major overhaul of the justice system.

Quote:
Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account; this is a pure coded, means of payment?


What was that about the burden of proof again...?

Meanwhile, in a highly illogical moment (emphasis added):

Quote:
Hello sir this is Bishop 4nthony William not any other okay what am going to do now because i Spock with the diplomat and he told me that the only possible solution that is need now is for Mr M4CLCOLM R3YNOLD to pay to he custom account here in the state so that they can allowed the diplomat exit the airport


Meanwhile, the President of Benin does some odd things to motivate his civil servants (emphasis added):

Quote:
I received a massage from the Presidency of BENIN REPUBLIC to transfer the sum of $9.5M cash payment to your bank account and you are required to file the ECO BANK form i sent you and send it back immediately to enable proceed .


And from Nigeria, we have quite the "happy ending" (emphasis added)!

Quote:
In November 2011, my client received gratification of Fifity Million U.S Dollars($50,000,000.00) from the contract awarded to foreign firms for the construction and maintenance of 250 Million (LPG) Gas Plant at Warri Refinery.In November 2011, my client received gratification of Fifity Million U.S Dollars($50,000,000.00) from the contract awarded to foreign firms for the construction and maintenance of 250 Million (LPG) Gas Plant at Warri Refinery.

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