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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:46 pm

What happens when they get off script?

This is dead-bank-customer format, the bank is supposedly in Hong Kong, the "deceased" is a French citizen, my character is an investment banker who needs solid assurance that the customer died without heirs:

Quote:

Thank you Mr George,with respect of your mail,i hereby implement to your noticed as paraprofessional bank for many years that your company don't have much to doubt of for this a legal and a victorious satisfied transaction that all documentation is mend to protect you and your company.

In regards to yuor mail,this transaction is highly confidential with much respect of thought being highly sensitive with out you involving or evolving with the aspect of any insurance risk by any government of any state rather than the french government.

In thought of establishment,like i will always implement to your noticed that when you have received the fund as transfers to you you can use my percentage in agreement to locate and invites a profitable business for me over there before i planed my trip.

In the leverage of account as you earlier implimented to me is aprreiciated but your company still have to open an offshore account with a banking i will impliment to you in your noticed shortly as we further ahead,why your company has to open an offshore acount i dont want mistake when recieing due to the i federal brewery investigation.

Await to hear from you ASAP.

Zeng(Mrs)

I think by the "federal brewery investigation" he means the FBI. Part of my reply:

Quote:

I am confused about your concern over a "federal brewery investigation." Is somebody thinking of illegally trading in beer futures? Is the Coors Company under investigation? If the government is investigating a brewery, how does that affect our business? Please explain.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Been straight baiting a young- lady- in- refugee- camp- but -daddy- had -millions, its in a certain bank in my homeland
You'd think the barrister would know the right one

Quote:

royal bank of Sotland

though having driven through town after the recent rugby match perhaps he's not that far wrong

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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:39 pm

After being chopped by Mr. G0mer:

Quote:

Let me tell you what you don't know? The person you are dealing is an international intersepter who is moving and working under information because the dubious bank works we have alover the world, they will be giving them information of what is going on the bank.

Make my word, after when you spend your money to him extravegantly he will do nothing to you.

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:46 pm

Quote:

give you this word this day, that i will make all arrangemnet succesfull proberbly before the end of tomorrow if i get this fees in my position by 9amGmt, so try as much as posible to post the fee by today and send me the informations, try and communicate with Madam theresa and update her that we are about to conclude by tomorrow as soon as i get the fees as you promised.

I rest my case.

He (the lawyer) signs off every email with the highlighted phrase.

Quote:

let us try to tell our selves the truth sometimes, despite all lawyers are liars.

His sick old lady character after I told her that her lawyer just wants to steal her money.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:56 am

I think this lad might be new. This was the entirety of his opening "script"

Quote:

Ur Email has won a LotoDrew, contact me.D Martins

My reply. "Send monies!"

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:56 pm

Both gender and grammatically confused:

Quote:

Hello,

I am Mr. LINDA JOHNSON , I gives out loans to those business.......

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:39 pm

From my latest lad;

Quote:

View the tricking numbers below and understand that your Atm Card is in transit with
the FedEx Shipping Company.

at least he's being truthful Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:01 pm

From a loan lad:

Quote:

WE DO HARD MONEY LOAN

Wonder if the interest rate is the same as on SOFT MONEY LOANS!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:06 pm

Strange things this diplomat wants (emphasis added):

Quote:

Cornet telephone number, fax number, house address, your full name and your country, and your invalid ID

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:21 am

Then there's Eric the Oil-Baron:
Emphasis added.

Quote:

we told you to take the paper bank and go to any communication center and give it to them for them to sacn it to you and send it to us

He hasn't noticed his account is closed yet. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:08 pm

Quote:

So right now all you need to do in other to protect your image and that of your entire country is to get the CLEAN BILL CERTIFICATE

emphasis added

All right all you Brits, as I am protecting the countries image I think you should all pay a little something towards the cost Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:47 pm

A recent post by loverboi General Don:

Quote:

I am going to Libya.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:34 pm

Poorest excuse yet to refuse a safari:

Quote:

My lawyer advised that i should not come to avoid been hit by a stray bullet.

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:57 pm

When my character found a better deal with the G0merboyze, "Englishman" Frank M00re with Barclays Bank, plc, United Kingdom didn't like it:

Quote:

Go get yourself reaped off by a bunch of unlettered Africans who have invaded the internet like a canker worm.

IP origin resolves to Nigeria.

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:12 pm

Sanusi doesn't like my 17 year old beauty therapy student referring to him as banker man.

Quote:

You have to address your email properly to the name and office below in your next emails to this bank.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI
GOVERNOR,CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

So her reply

Quote:

Hey banker man nae problemo

Leti xx

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:05 pm

I've had 2 or 3 different lads ask my character to "please upded me".

And a representative of the IMF said "Please keep in torch until the funds are transferred to your account" (that is, when Norway turns tropical)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:31 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

A recent post by loverboi General Don:

Quote:

I am going to Libya.

Please tell me more, I'm interested. Cool

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:56 am

Quote:

This message is from (UBA BANK) UNTIED BANK OF AFRICA

I think I can give him enough rope...

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:12 pm

^^^ A warning should have come with that one.......now I am cleaning up a cuppa coffee! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:32 pm

Quote:

I am Mr Anukwu Emmanuel, the personal account officer to the great late diseased

Not sure I want his money; was what he had catching. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:14 pm

[quote="N.O.R.A"]

SlapHappy wrote:

Please tell me more, I'm interested. Cool

Well, N.O.R.A.......since you asked.
His social network friends responded: Laughing

Quote:

Why ? re u a peace keeper**

Dats nyc....write ur will & mek sure u include me!.....lol

If u reach there, head 2 Darfur & ivory coast. U need it.

U wan kill urself?.

Don is not really going to Libya. He's afraid to cross the street to meet two little girls who have been annoying him for three years now. Sleepless as "Lisa," and me as her sister, "Busty." Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:39 am

A Lad got angry at Cammy and Freyja:

Quote:

how can you be taking words from a goddess who don't have eyes who cannot see are you normal at all do you think that your goddess will ever wont you to get married before you think well before you go mad am just only advising you before you will use your husband to do a boy friend

Baffling.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:56 am

SlapHappy wrote:

His social network friends responded: Laughing

Quote:

Why ? re u a peace keeper**

Dats nyc....write ur will & mek sure u include me!.....lol

If u reach there, head 2 Darfur & ivory coast. U need it.

U wan kill urself?.

Obviously you and Sleepless are not the only baiter friends of Don's. Laughing

Btw, which sandtimer refers to those 3 years?

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:49 pm

Quote:

For the past few hours she has been in a state of comma

And soon coming to a full stop?

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:17 pm

Quote:

How are you and your interlard family hope all is well with you all

I have no idea how he got from "entire" to "interlard" Rolling Eyes

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