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Ezio
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my characters was baiting the IMF and then he had an accident in Bulgaria after the Russian secret services caught up with him. (After all, certain modalities were required for Western Union payments in Romania... you know, involving a bunch of little boxes...)

So a new character posed as an FSB agent (the former KGB) and claimed to have stolen his computer, explaining what a disreputable man character no. 1 is and how incapacitated he is in the hospital now, and saying that he should be taken on board for the transaction instead.

IMF-guy replied with "I can't believe that such a man could exist on Planet Earth." (sure, where else?)
And to hedge his bets, he sent character 1 (who is supposed to be in a coma in the hospital) a message titled "ARE YOU LIVING OR DEAD?"

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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Ezio
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like it when lads actually admit the truth...

Quote:
Thanks for your mail and am really sorry for the hole story you just told me now but honesty is not my fort

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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Ezio
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How's this for a job description?

[
Quote:
b]Mr. Paul Smith

FBI Agent in Nigeria

Federal Minister of Finance
ATM CARD Center.[/b]

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
AND superhero! Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Usual recovery type scam, most of it snipped, but look at the picture name that the lad had failed to attach at the bottom of the mail...

Quote:
ANYWAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BENEFICIARY TOTAL FUND SUM OF US$12.5MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR FAVOR,GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY.

REGARDS
AMBASSADOR TERENCE P.MCCULLEY

mugu pic.jpg


oops Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A ladette sent a script in an attachment.

I declined to open that, so I asked her to send me her proposal again in the body of the text since the attachment couldn't be downloaded.

She complied with the subject line "I RESENT THE PROPOSAL"

Well, Madam, I resent your trying to scam people!

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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Tuco
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This mugu wants in on the action after his job was cut:

Quote:
ATTN:MISTER GOMBER,

PLEASE DONT CALL ME FOOL,YOU DONT ACT LIKE GUY WHICH IS BAD OF YOU.I KNOW THIS IS A GAME.YOU ARE IGBO ALSO I AM IGBO AS WELL. I WILL NOT REPLY THAT WOMAN AGAIN ALSO I WILL NOT STOP HER NOT TO DO WHAT YOU ASK HER TO DO,BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TOLD ME WHATEVER YOU SAID.NOW LET ME HANDS UP HOW CAN WE MET SO WILL CAN TALK ONE ON ONE.

SO I CAN TELL HER TO GO AHEAD WITH YOU THAT I HAVE FIND OUT YOU ARE REAL.LET US WORK TOGETHER LIKE A TEAM NO BODY GET CLIENT NA LUCKY GAME.IBU NWA OFOR IGBO I KNOW.BEFORE GOD MAN I WILL NOT STOP THE CLIENT NOT TO SENT MONEY TO YOU.PLEASE TRUST ME MY MAN.MY NAME IS MONDAY MY IGBO NAME IS KALU.I LIKE YOUR WAY OF WORK.TRY LET SEE ONE ON ONE MAY GOD BLESS YOU MORE AND MORE. I DEY WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.


So he wants to meet the Chairman one on one?

Hmmm. IP resolves to Lagos

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
If you accept i would give you the guide lines of how we can achieve this transfer of the money to your account.and we will shear the money 50-50%.


I'll have my notes intact, thank you kindly!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb, he's trying to pull the wool over your eyes and ram his deal down your throat. Just ewe do what ewe know how to do best, and he will end up feeling rather sheepish. He will go in like a lion and come out like a lamb.

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ezio, I can't hope to bleat your sheep puns, so I'll get the flock out of here. But before I do, here's something you might recognise:

Quote:
From Dr.William Bora the African Union Permanent Representative Ethiopia/Ghana. (I resent the Good news again Brother)

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Jeff,

Sorry!! You are thinking of security on $21,000 usd and do not think of security on 70 kilos of gold.... I must let you know that you are kidding... If you can't trust me with just $21,000.usd then how can i trust you with 70 kilos of gold... Therefore its important you come over to Accra Ghana... Or we can meet in Aflawo that is Ghana side or the border. If this is ok for you just let me know on time... bye for now.

george.


Very Happy (trying to safari lad from Accra to Togo)

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Ezio
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This one is so goofy that I have to post several parts of it:

Quote:
Thank you for your email . I am Mr Mass Water legitimate, Reputable money Lender. We are a company with the assistance financial.Tenemos loan funds to individuals in need of financial assistance, which have a bad credit or who need money to pay bills or to invest in the business.

But the loan INSURANCE COMPANY is in Malaysia. (With over 13 years experience) is a private self that provides financial services with a flexibility that every day your bank can not afford to loan provide.Principal range of amounts of $ 5,000 to $ 100,000,000.00 dollars by course depends on the purpose of the loan applicant needs for your project.

The interesting part is our low interest rate of 2% per month and annually depending on the repayment period of 50 years.


And then after a brief but rather cluttered CV that includes this gem:
Quote:
December 1991-December 1990, visiting professor at the Monetary Authority of Singapore)


Time went backward?

He concludes:
Quote:
That is how little detailed profile of my car, I am willing to work with.

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Closed lad accounts X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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Terror Mask
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Barrister lad, in a very agitated exchange:

Quote:

I wait to receive the scan money gram slip and the evening.


No, you won't get neither Twisted Evil

(FYI, the sod just discovered it's payday. NOT Twisted Evil )

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I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4

.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.

FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) Easter Egg 2011
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FranklyMyDear
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My new favorite line from a lad who's become frustrated with me. This is going to have to go in my siggy.

Quote:
You should know you are dealing with hightly well learning headed people.

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"there is a problem in this problem."
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N.O.R.A
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wrote to MoneyGram's Foreign Operation Manager in Benin Republic and told there is no MoneyGram office in my country. He said I could use Western Union to make the payment:

Quote:
I am happy to inform you that I have Finalized all the necessary arrange,As I told you before that I am 100% sure of what I am doing,don’t be deceived by any body you will only receive the fund now through western union money transfer now,don’t listen to any body and this is only money you will pay for this so go to western union to make the payment of $88 usd


Unfortunately there is no Western Union office either.

From the same letter:

Quote:
You may think that we are scamming you but that was a typical lie this is real and no one will ever scam you form this money gram and get away with it.


Great. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's the opening of the first email:

Quote:
Attention: Sir, (Fund Owner)
Dr. Camille White,
Based on the instruction passed to this Western Union Money Transfer department from the office of the Presidency Accra Ghana, your total sum of $5,000,000 (Five Million United States Dollars) can only be paid through this Western Union Money Transfer Department of Accra Ghana. This is to help us check-mate all the fraudulent activities going on here in Nigeria and Africa at large.


Cammy helpfully pointed out:

Quote:
There has definitely been a mistake here - I'm not a Sir and I'm not a Doctor either.


The reply was... well, your call:

Quote:
Dear Madam,
its a mister but there is a Available MTCN numbers in your favor.
please just do as instruction directed so you may receive the this money.
thank you.


Off script can be an ugly sight...

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Mortar x14 Closed lad accounts x 174
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To my 17 year old female beauty therapy student, laddo wrote
Quote:
keep everything confidential because we don't know our enemies


She replied, somewhat scared
Quote:
Wot dya mean ENEMIES? Whos gonna b after us?


and Ive just received this
Quote:
What i mean is enemies of progress from your end.noboday will be after
us


So that's good, it's only enemies of progress i have to watch out for [/looks round nervously]

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There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why would movie stars be after you???


Image

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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Steward, WTF?



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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It dose not matter if you are dragon or not, what matters is if you have all the information the surposed next of kin/beneficiary will know to prove you the real next of kin/beneficiary of which i have all with me.


That's nice.

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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sunshine wrote:
Quote:
It dose not matter if you are dragon or not,





Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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thomas-the-tank
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dying widow (Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia - there's a lot of it going around - it seems to attack wealthy widows):
Said dying widow wrote:
I hope that I will be able to count on you while I wait patiently for the time to come as my bones are slowly cleaving into my skin.

Sounds really painful!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
also try and raise $200 now so that we can tip the top officials in the bank


Top officials in The Bank of Nigeria can obviously be bought off pretty cheaply Laughing

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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
Closed lad accounts X60 X3
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Am quite astonishied hearing that word prostituted from you, infact it is an eye sow,what has such has to do with this?


Oink!

(I think he means eyesore)

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I've told my late father about you and my planes to transfer money to you money


So she speaks to the dead and has planes to transfer money.

I think that last "money" was supposed to be "honey" but she has $$$ on the mind.

I am impressed!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha, normally, I'd put just some quotes, but this entire script is just pure gold. Laughing

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please help me my uncle want to kill me

My Name is Miss Precious Azhu, 24yrs Old Girl, From Ghana , i am the first daughter of my late father Chief Dr John Azhu. Who die unbelievable deaths on car accident on 24th December 2007 before the death of my father he left deposited 1.5millon dollar, For me, my mummy, two sisters and my only brother Ezekiel Azhu, at UNITED BANK OF AFRICA (UBA), now my uncles want to take it alone and live us ,

Please I need your help to save this money and which we want to transfer to you and come to you for our school and up keeping in your city , please if you do this for us , I and my family promise you 30% of the money, but we want to live Africa

I met the bank manager who advice me to open the account in your name and the bank will Load the money in ATM visa card and send to you,

Please all I need from you
Your full name
Address
Contact number
Your ID
i will Attach the Certificate of Deposit and deposit slip my father use to deposit the money when i hair from you and my passport with my pictures for our school and safety life, because my uncles are not happy about the money my father left for us, and they are try to kill us, and take the money, so that we can go to school again.
Hope to hear from you soon,
and also may God bless you as you assure me wholeheartedly that you will act accordingly as i Stated in this letter, always remain blessed in the Lord.


Yours truly

Daughter Precious Azhu

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