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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOU HAVE PUT A SHAME TO THE ENTIRE MANHOOD

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My most awesome to date

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This Derick moral monster!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOUR FATHER IS THE MOST NINCOMPOOPS I NEVER SEE IN MY LIFE

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love a successful dollar chop. Very Happy

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Do go back to the western union office immediately before the bastard collect the money


Somehow, I don't think I'll make it there in time.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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but God has a way of providing for the uprights people.


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rbi_customer.sercicedepartment
interesting service spelling
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After an Honorable Discharge from high school,
Did someone de-educate this lad? Or did he get discharged from reform school?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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If you love to laugh, travel and appreciate the warmth of a furry coat and a wet nose,
Time for the back shaving thing to reappear

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Is that supposed to be the profile of a person or a golden retriever? Looks like something I would write when posting a pet for adoption.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^That is a portion of her first mail to me.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to avoid much demurrage from Security Company.


Don't think I'll want these Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my new wives just sent me this.

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You are the most wonderful, kind, compassionate, romantic, smart, sensible, intelligent, talented, kind-hearted, thoughtful, congenial, affectionate, appreciative, loyal, caring, loving, passionate, handsome and an incredibly sexy man with "killer abs"
If you have seen my guy, you will understand. It's more like a spare tire.


Another new one says

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i m still a tight and straight girl(virgin )till up date

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another of my new wives says

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I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Bloody hell, have fun Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I have been recently been diagnosed of Cancer of the Pelvics.


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Depending on what the Doctor has justified me a ball settles currently in my brain cage,


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I will be rigged to give you the money that can help you in your business, please accept this because it is a gift that I made ​​and without asking anything in return.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I PETTY YOU SON OF BEACH, PLAYING WIT DEATH ALRDY.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dammit says!

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i m not trained to lie

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First it was YELLOW TAG PAPER, and now (emphasis added)...

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I have presented the paper works I handed to them and they are very much pleased with the paper works I presented but the only thing that is still keeping me here is the fedex Force of nature tag for airport delivery clrearance which is not placed on the boxes, one of the Airport Authority has advise that we get the delivery FORCE OF NATURE TAG so that I can exit the airport immediately and make my delivery successful .

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

***That is awesome!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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you have catch a glips at my eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am horribly confuzzled here!

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i love you and i wont be your wife so i am eveready to be your husband if this what you need then consider that it is ok love ok

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So be ready to dance to the tone of my men gun

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I can cook pretty good for a guy... I like a good wine. I've been working out more regularily than I had been, and eat healthy food...I don't do drugs, and I like who I am..Although I think a terrific man would bring out the best in me.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I took ill as soon as i got to Liverpool perhaps as a result of the environmental changes


He supposedly only travelled from London to Liverpool. Still I've heard Liverpool can have that effect on you Laughing (apologies to any Scousers present)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

***It is the Scurvy and we have all been warned about it! Shame on you for not passing that to your puppies!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

conga22 wrote:
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I took ill as soon as i got to Liverpool perhaps as a result of the environmental changes


He supposedly only travelled from London to Liverpool. Still I've heard Liverpool can have that effect on you Laughing (apologies to any Scousers present)


Its grim up north Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Its grim up north Very Happy


DOWN South for me

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There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
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