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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:18 pm

I asked for a photograph with the ID-10T sign. Reading between the lines I think he smells something fishy.

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If you can not do anything to drop, because my bank is what you enthusiasm to engineer things is very suspicious

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^I am headed to Baiterjuice Anon after that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Think my lad cracked open the bottle of Christmas sherry a little early this year.

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Mr xxxxxxx if send money money sent the payment information you use to send the money to us.

Do you get the feeling he is after the money?????

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:37 pm

The FBI has arranged for Cammy to get an ATM card via FedEx (emphasis added).

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Delivery Terms: ………….. …….International Delivery
Condition of Delivery…………..Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: ……….. MI 49866-2110
Color of Parcel: ………………… Brown.
Total Weight: ……………………..36.2 kg
Total Net Weight: ……………….1.7 kg

I am still trying to work out how it can have two weights at once.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:01 pm

@4X1X9 Its got a certain ring to it doesn't it? I have a feeling that Mony Mony was playing in the background when he typed up that masterpiece.

Edited to add ( the reason I stopped by to begin with):

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I am a senior in a Bank in a Bank here.

And you are probably in front of me in a line in a line aren't you?

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:11 pm

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Stop laying aginst this office, Why telling your partne lies? You told her that we have picked the fees , stop suck joke to avoid police arrest in your home there in United State. If you are not serous to help better tell her to find another partner than laying.

I better worry about suck jokes...

And from the lad himself...

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Since you dont want to help me go and bye because you are laying to me,so stop contacting me any more because you have braked my heart in this critical condition.

I got quit this laying problem I seem to have.

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:00 pm

From a script I got a couple of days ago:

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This Atm Master Card is coming in a raped envelop which is sealed with Synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:39 pm

Now here's a specialist!

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i am an Original,Certified and Self Employed Mint Engineer that have all kinds of machines that can cut any type of boxes and also a doctor that can treat any type of currencies in any form either deface money,stamped money that can not be cleaned,any kind of bank reserve treasury,money that is been attached together, compress money, in short i treat any problem of all currency,

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:33 am

@vonpaso xlura - too bad the scammer didn't include a photo of his raped envelope, sealed with a synthetic nylon seal and padded by machine to prove its authenticity.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:41 am

It's padded with machine — i.e. the padding consists of machine. And is the envelop made of, or does it contain, a plant of the cabbage family?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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i have helped John Fisher, Jim Rock,Betty,John Luke and now it's your turn to be happy like others

Aren't I just the lucky one Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:35 pm

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Hope you fill the vacuum? I thought is beautiful to make you a friend in this regard. My name is steve rahanna, a Canadian nationality, female.

FFS

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Nothing like a backhanded apology

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Sir i am very sorry of our miss understanding,but you are the cause of all that

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:05 pm

Same lad post top of page.

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We do not have time to play these tricks here, we also avos better to do, we can not spend the Nordeifel paris has to wait for you until you decide what that is I haven't a clue what he is on about . My friend is no longer in paris, he traveled in Switzerland since last month as I advise in these cases. anyone meeting a lad in Switzerland
So, I'll repeat we do in scouring nothing until you versser part of the sum, if you do not intend to pay anything at all Let's stop as I tell you there are better things to do aillor.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:23 pm

I miss a day and investment lad complains

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Why do you go cold feet? Because you know you have been deceiving me for months now only 8 Twisted Evil

, I am very dissapointed in you.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:27 pm

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My name is steve rahanna, a Canadian nationality, female

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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FROM THE DESK OF MR. ALBERT BELLO
FOREIGN OPERATION REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT / TRANSFER UNIT.
RE: CLAIM OF FUNDS £600,000.00 POUNDS!

Attention: Mr Derrick Ratt.

SUBJECT: YOU SHOULD STOP ADDRESSING LIKE THIS (WE ARE A RENOWNED AND THE BIGGEST BANK)...

The board of directors of Societe General Bank Plc has received your e-letter with regards. Out of your ignorance and stupidity you don’t want us to delivery your draft (Gbp 600,000 Pounds) to your house address to the reason best known to you. We are not forcing or pushing you because we believe that you don’t want your winning price to be delivered to you within a specified banking time.

Now listen attentively Mr. Derrick Ratt, you said that you can’t pay the fee, (yes) we don’t know what impression you have for us, may be out of your own ignorance. Do you believe that we want to take your little amount of money you want to pay or what? we are the biggest and renowned bank in London. Already you should know that they us$950 you are asked to pay is for the delivery fees of your draft.

Therefore, you are advised to write an application letter of forfeitation of the (Gbp 600,000 Pounds) you won in the Coca Cola International Lottery Programmed. You have to send one of the copies of the application letter to the bank and one to the lottery agency (your fiducially agent) to confirm finally that you don’t want the transaction and your money again. as soon as we receive your application letter and confirm from your fiducially agent too we will return back your winning prize as unclaimed properties one more thing you should know how to address a big bank like Societe General Bank Plc, Mr. Derrick Ratt because this is a little amount of money $950 Dollars and nobody wants take your money, it is a must that you will complete the delivery requirement before the bank will dispatch your draft to your destination.

Note: nobody or any department at Societe General Bank Plc will take your money; right now all the board of directors is waiting for is your letter of forfeitation of your money (Gbp 600,000 Pounds) for us to return your winning prize back.

Finally, You should understand perfectly that we can not provide our bank information because of a small amount $950 Dollars, as a matter of fact and urgency need to dispatch your draft, you are advise to send the above fees through Western Union Money Transfer, this is the easy and fastest way to receive your money and to complete the delivery process of your draft without any further delay.

Signed management.

Mr. Albert Bello. – Director

Director of Fund Remittance & Cash Transfer Dept.

***** Societe General Bank Plc *****

**********Disclaimer************

This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify Societe General Bank Plc (International Remittance Department) United Kingdom. This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:44 am

Lawyer Lad has just been told that payment will have to wait for the New Year at the earliest. Lawyer Lad chooses to disregard that message:

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Compliments of the day Madam,without much ado about anything go ahead and make the payment as supposed to complete this process with the justice and the bank as well. Thanking you for the international recognition to this honourable chamber

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:37 am

Just in from one of my Barristers after I asked for a second account:

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Look, according one of your previous mails, i did understood what you said . But i wish to let you know that we are the people of the bars every of our activities and services are based on professionalism, As a Lawyer or Legal Practitioner we work with integrity, honesty, legacy with the respect of law to ensure and enforce justice, equity and transparency based on human right section 202 code of conduct of the World Court house of International Court Of Justice (ICJ). So i don't do ilegal things ok.

Musta been in the bar when he wrote this whole section of the E-mail.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:28 pm

Sound advice:

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BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOM

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:47 pm

^^or behind bars

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:24 pm

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This is to congratulate you for scaling through the hurdles of screening.

Thanks.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:22 pm

I may have de-educated this lad a little...

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THIS IS RAMESH KUMAR SINGH ANIMAL FARM WE DEAL ON THE SALES OF ALL KINDS OF LIVESTOCK ANIMALS WHICH ARE PROPERLY BREED AND WELL TRAINED IN TANTRIC LOVEMAKING TECHNIQUES FOR PROPER REPRODUCTION. HERE WE MAKE INTERNATIONAL SALES WITH SHIPMENT PROVISION FOR CLIENT FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.

hopefully in a week or two I'll have a nice animal seller lad ready for people here to play with Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

@ sunshine......... Shocked

That is truly messed up. Nice!

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Because there are 99% of businesses truncation going on all over the world today which all work's out with matured trust and sincerity together with confidential.

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:12 am

From my latest loan lad pet (my bolding)

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Hello, i dont think you understand. and we are the only loan lending company in our country

followed a day later by

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WE BASE IN THE US.

What luck the ONLY loan company in the US chose me for a £250,000 loan Laughing

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