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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This seems up to scratch:

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We count on your sincerity to assist our Department to achieve our grate goal it is 100% Itch free and save, all arrangement for the smooth transfer of the Funds has been perfectly put in place, I expect your kind and urgent reply

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

Make him assure you that this transaction is risky flea too Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Ha

Just cleaner out some catchers and found a few nuggets:

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Needy.Love


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My doctor just informed me that my days are numbered
because of my health demeaning


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i know you might be scammed because of that name delivery from many people who clam to be what they are not or you might not but i am here to tell you that it is over .you time has come God has remembered you

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Can we be friends, Now?
Hello my new friend.
My name is Jamila, I am a woman, can we be friends?


Well she certianly seems friendly enough....

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Still cleaning up the Spam folder. Is it true that those GMail Guys are going to close my account? Worse than Mall Cops in my opinion.

Either way I do believe that I have been violated:

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Please tolerate my presence in your email box because I wish to strongly doing something very important with you. 



Well as long it is important I guess it's okay with me.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Second Email, this lad is going to be fun Very Happy

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I want to assure you of 0ne thing though not trying to boast or blow my own trumpet overboard


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I can beat my chest to say that I am 1oo% sure to make the light shine for you at the end of the very dark tunnel

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^I do believe that the Lad is coming on to you. Those made my Day!

Tell him you don't go for any of those Backdoor Shenanigans.
Or
As Carlin once remarked ( paraphrase regarding a dog licking his you know whats) If I could do that I wouldn't leave the house!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL...YEAH OKAY!!!




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YOU MUST BE CONSCIOUS OF THIS PROJECT, AS I WILL SOON CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU, IN CASE OF ANY E-MAILS OR CALLS YOU RECEIVES REGARDING THIS FROM ANY INDIVIDUALS CLAIMED TO BE ME, OR E-MAILS, CALLS FROM ANY ORGANIZATION TO YOU, SUCH MUST BE FORWARDED AT ONCE TO ME IMMEDIATELY BY E-MAIL.

ALSO, IT MIGHT COME TO YOU WITH DIFFERENT PROPOSALS WITH DIFFERENT NAMES INCLUDING MY NAME ASKING YOU TO COME AND CLAIM YOUR ESTATE OR EVEN FUNDS BELONGING TO YOU OR TO SOMEBODY YOU DO NOT KNOW, I URGE YOU TO IGNORE SUCH E-MAILS OR CALLS!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the process of trying to get a scammers bank account info for Alan to shut down I'll stoop so low as to butter them up.

This one lad is particularly lapping up the praise, I've told him it is such a privilege to work with a professional who does bank transfers as opposed to using WU or MG Laughing

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I am flattered by your compliments and kind w0rds but I will be more elated by the time I pr0ved my capacity by successfully seeing to the final remittance of the fund int0 your nominated bank account within a sh0rt of limit of time.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Money to invest" lad is not happy (censoring mine)

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You are amotherf**ker!
Do you wish that my valued investorw put her mny on such nonsense?
I guess the panther and hipp f**k your stupid ass
Animal like you


Guess he doesn't want to invest in my barnyard porn production company then Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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We are searching for
representative who can help us establish a medium of getting to our
costumers in the Canada, America, Asia and Europe


Why am I picturing Unitards, Jaunty Hats and Hammer Pants at the moment? Oh never mind...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Am sorry to inform you that my attorney just called email me this morning that he is no longer interested in doing busy with you .



That comes as quite a relief to me Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe not altogether "Goofy" but a decent rant nevertheless:

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Did i chat on you just as you did to me? or did i take anything from you? Am tried of been deceived and i want to be on myself please. You people are wicked and can kill. let me ask what did you gain from this Mals? Even upon my deing in that prison you never care, you promise to help me out which if not God i will die there. will you have the fucking chance to write me this? go to hell.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Animal proverbs from this Lad:

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Remember that a tree without branch is not a good choice for the Monkey.


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Note that the lizards congratulate himself when it falls down from a tree.


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Remember that the toad doesn't run in the daylight for nothing, it either sometihng is after the toad or the toad is chasing after-something.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^If I am not mistaken, your Lad is Master Po of Kung Fu fame.

If he wants you to snatch a pebble from his hand or even worse, pass him the Barbeque I'd run...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

More from the master ^^:

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You re suppose to be a honorable man when people name you as one, not the self proclaimed height insisting.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This has a certain wing to it...I mean ring:

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My Name is Miss Danica Ming, the Sales Manager of honeywell fasteners, a wing of MING INC.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have had bad days before but nothing like this:

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He is suffering from Nigeria Boko Haram bombs attack,and cancer of the
brain and heart related complications. For the past few hours he have
been in a state of coma and medically he has no chance of survival.


What's next? An Alien abduction complete with Anal probing?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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This work was Committed by a person claiming to service for you, and that you have I gave him the authority intends to go to fund a new fund.


Someone's been using Google translate to their own detriment.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My excessively polite lad, 7 pleases in one sentence. I am absolutely insisting my lad find a replacement lawyer.

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Please and please, forgive what the lawyer said to you please, let face our matter to make sure this transaction is complete please just because of me please i know what i am saying please as soon as you get the money send it to him please and leave the rest ok.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My new wife says

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You have already stole my heart please break it apart

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do I always get the nutters, it is the same when I get on the bus Laughing

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i have to speck with you on to have m0re trust and know the zeal of my patina towards this transaction


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i will be the one to pick you at the airport from there i will pers0nal guild you on how you will move to my head office


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Please try t0 can me before i can send you the document


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i can not call you again till i hear y0ur voice

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You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom

If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Our General manager just passed away 5days ago(((Died)))


Just in case you didn't get it, he is DEAD

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I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala

You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom

If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford

Pith Helmet France - Luxembourg

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I want you to know that the ATM Card and your released ownership document and user guild hand manual will be posted to your delivery address via a special delivery agent courier.


The guy keeps mentioning the "guild manual" in every email. I wonder what guild I'm in? I hope it's one where I get to learn magic. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a small part of a rambling refugee camp orphan script:

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I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can be trusted and assist us.


But this showed up in the second iteration of the same script. The first one was written in Turkish! Apparently you can scour the web and find out that I'm fluent in Turkish. Rolling Eyes

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