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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:40 pm

My character and wife are on their way to Cotonou to meet with the G0merboyze:

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Dear Richard C1ifford,

I got your email and your explanation is understood.I will advise you but if you like take my advise Benin Republic is among the poorestCountry in the World,how do you think that an Orphan that the Father was a Coconut farmer that is not lucrative will offer you such amount where did they get such money,it is a big lie because i have visited benin republic their capital is Cotonou that time i was the Chief Executiveofficer of sunburst shipping company we ship in cargo there,benin Rpublic is a very poor Country that relly on Nigeria for their survival, withoutNigeria that place will be a desert no money in that country,do not let anybody to desive you i love you so much do not travel to Benin Republicfor they are liars that cannot feed them selves talk less of a kokonut farmer that is the cheapest fruit that people dont even buy.

My good friend tell them to send you the money you will be coming with,because when you get to benin republic they will relly on you for everythingthat money they promise you is to win your heart were as they dont even have food on their table to eat.

My advise to you is do not travel to benin so that you will not regret your life because they are very very poor,they dont have money,,they are the poorest country that relly on Nigeria for their survival.Any man claiming to be a rich man sponsuring it is fake, try to understand me well for your safety,and they worship vudu there they dont beleive in Jesus Christ our LORD and saviour,they believe in dybolical means call Juju.

Prefferable,be getting ready to come to malaysia so that you will meet with me for the finalizing of your funds transfer into your account.I will be happy if you follow my advise so that you will not be victimised in Benin the poorest country and Niger Republic and they have a common boundry.

Follw my instruction so that you will succeed and smile at last.Do not travel to benin ther is noyhing there.

Thanks,
Anderson @dik. tel:+6O17-2607941.

I have been told before that "coconut is not big business". Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:25 pm

Bart Fargo wrote:

Got some new form of math here:

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Eight (4) Trunk Boxes

Let me guess. They're in Qiryat Shmona, except that they're in Qiryat Arba.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:24 am

Scepticism about two trunkboxes earned this response:

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You are very implosive and you can imaging'

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:04 pm

I love you honey and i piss you too. (Mare Able)

?????

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:39 am

From an au pair lad:

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Lisa is 5 years old and at such tender age, wants to copy her dad, so they have basically the same interests. she loves playing with her dolls.

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:43 am

I think it's not just the orphan that needs an education (emphasis added):

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Dear brother in Christ, Sabata B0ra is arefugee and he gave me your name and email that you are his foreign beneficiary to handle and invest the funds abroad and send him to shool for better education. Thanks, Rev father Isaac

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I just found this a funny reply when I told my lad that I was confused.

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please i do not accept that word confused because it is a word in the state of dilenma. you will not be confused because what we are doing is the a great and best race for our future life brightness .

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:21 pm

"future life brightness." I love that one. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:59 am

Mrs Lillian Kadobe the rich widow dying triangle by triangle...

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Later part of the year 2009 a medical checkup by my doctor, revealed that I have Lung Cancer, which has geometrically been eroding my life

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:28 am

Sometimes I wonder what Lads think Generals are actually employed for:

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WE ARE MANY GENERAL WORKING AT THE AIRPORT IN VARIOUS DEPARTMENT...

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:29 am

Meahwhile, another General is one active officer, while it seems that every President has more important things to do than run the country:

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After the general meets with all presidents in the world than they told the World Bank to pay all the Beneficiary that have fund in Nigeria most be pay with Bank Draft

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:12 am

A scammer introducing himself to my Reverand.

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sir since you and Miss Quimm understand that boot of us are in deal, am hereby advice us not to shit our self when thing get Don.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:01 pm

^^ Nothing worse than shitting yourself when things get Don Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:20 pm

I think this cheque scam lad is special. I sent him a reply back to his request for my details to become his company representative and got the following back

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Which one is your name Gender: Male or Mike Hunt.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:10 am

Strange service being offered by Western Union (emphasis added):

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unguent from Mr. William Friday The new director of the western union in Togo and Ghana international airport

I wonder what sort of ointment it is.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:00 pm

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please do bear with us because since weeks now we are in dump darkness in this deasert area because of electricity and presidentail election problems.

Lightbulb broken in the lavatory at the polling booth then?

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:59 pm

Defiled medical treatment, fun!!

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I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which
has defiled all forms of medical treatment

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:03 am

Bob Mueller is on my side and nothing will get in the way of my ATM card!

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WE ALSO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE MONITORING YOUR TRANACTION AND IF THEY FAIL TO SHIP VISA MASTER CREDIT CARD. , WE SHALL GET IRISH GOODSON AREASTED AND MAKE SURE HE PAYS THROUGH HIS NOISE.

I have no idea who Irish Goodson is.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:43 pm

^^I'm still wondering how one pays through his noise?? Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:07 pm

^^ Brooklyn NY accent

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:25 am

Yastreb wrote:

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unguent from Mr. William Friday The new director of the western union in Togo and Ghana international airport

He's not the only one with this glitch:

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UNGUENT FROM 0monefe goodnews Refuges from Libyan need your help

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:21 pm

From the Zenith Bank (and I'm not sure which bait that is, I had six going at once and then the conference came up):

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Waiting to hear from you as soon as impossible so that your transfer can now be complete immediately.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:14 am

We have a new member of the royal family here in the UK

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I am princess Joy Morrison from United kingdom

And this from Segar Tom, a scammer who gets 10 out of 10 for dogged persistence but minus several million in all other departments, apart from gibberish which he's rather good at:

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Due to the economic meltdown in the global World, The our governmental Police Force In-conjunction with the United Nation and FBI agrred with CIMB Bank to creat an electronic transfer system called prepaid ATM Visa Card and intersitch card

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:09 pm

More diseased folk

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I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which
has defiled all forms of medical treatment and I have been told by my
doctor that my days are numbered on earth.

I've been trapizoided before, but never diagonalized!! Laughing

And Sgt. James Clayton has some "legal" oil money

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Once the funds get to
you, you take your 30% out and keep our own 70%.

WOW!! I get all the money??

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:16 pm

Bet this came as a shock to the Peers in the House of Lords

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the House of Lords
[Resolution panel on contract payment]
trentside north, west bridgeford
nottingham, ng2 5fa

They are now meeting at Notts Forest footy ground!

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