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Tuco
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My character and wife are on their way to Cotonou to meet with the G0merboyze:

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Dear Richard C1ifford,

I got your email and your explanation is understood.I will advise you but if you like take my advise Benin Republic is among the poorestCountry in the World,how do you think that an Orphan that the Father was a Coconut farmer that is not lucrative will offer you such amount where did they get such money,it is a big lie because i have visited benin republic their capital is Cotonou that time i was the Chief Executiveofficer of sunburst shipping company we ship in cargo there,benin Rpublic is a very poor Country that relly on Nigeria for their survival, withoutNigeria that place will be a desert no money in that country,do not let anybody to desive you i love you so much do not travel to Benin Republicfor they are liars that cannot feed them selves talk less of a kokonut farmer that is the cheapest fruit that people dont even buy.

My good friend tell them to send you the money you will be coming with,because when you get to benin republic they will relly on you for everythingthat money they promise you is to win your heart were as they dont even have food on their table to eat.

My advise to you is do not travel to benin so that you will not regret your life because they are very very poor,they dont have money,,they are the poorest country that relly on Nigeria for their survival.Any man claiming to be a rich man sponsuring it is fake, try to understand me well for your safety,and they worship vudu there they dont beleive in Jesus Christ our LORD and saviour,they believe in dybolical means call Juju.

Prefferable,be getting ready to come to malaysia so that you will meet with me for the finalizing of your funds transfer into your account.I will be happy if you follow my advise so that you will not be victimised in Benin the poorest country and Niger Republic and they have a common boundry.

Follw my instruction so that you will succeed and smile at last.Do not travel to benin ther is noyhing there.

Thanks,
Anderson @dik. tel:+6O17-2607941.


I have been told before that "coconut is not big business". Laughing

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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bart Fargo wrote:
Got some new form of math here:

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Eight (4) Trunk Boxes

Let me guess. They're in Qiryat Shmona, except that they're in Qiryat Arba.

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scepticism about two trunkboxes earned this response:

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You are very implosive and you can imaging'

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Big Al
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love you honey and i piss you too. (Mare Able)

?????
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Branwen
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Joined: 18 Oct 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From an au pair lad:

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Lisa is 5 years old and at such tender age, wants to copy her dad, so they have basically the same interests. she loves playing with her dolls.

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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.

I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it's not just the orphan that needs an education (emphasis added):

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Dear brother in Christ, Sabata B0ra is arefugee and he gave me your name and email that you are his foreign beneficiary to handle and invest the funds abroad and send him to shool for better education. Thanks, Rev father Isaac

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just found this a funny reply when I told my lad that I was confused.

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please i do not accept that word confused because it is a word in the state of dilenma. you will not be confused because what we are doing is the a great and best race for our future life brightness .

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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing "future life brightness." I love that one. Laughing

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mrs Lillian Kadobe the rich widow dying triangle by triangle...

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Later part of the year 2009 a medical checkup by my doctor, revealed that I have Lung Cancer, which has geometrically been eroding my life

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sometimes I wonder what Lads think Generals are actually employed for:

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WE ARE MANY GENERAL WORKING AT THE AIRPORT IN VARIOUS DEPARTMENT...

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Meahwhile, another General is one active officer, while it seems that every President has more important things to do than run the country:

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After the general meets with all presidents in the world than they told the World Bank to pay all the Beneficiary that have fund in Nigeria most be pay with Bank Draft

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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B8er
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A scammer introducing himself to my Reverand.

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sir since you and Miss Quimm understand that boot of us are in deal, am hereby advice us not to shit our self when thing get Don.

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conga22
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Nothing worse than shitting yourself when things get Don Laughing Laughing

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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this cheque scam lad is special. I sent him a reply back to his request for my details to become his company representative and got the following back

Quote:
Which one is your name Gender: Male or Mike Hunt.

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verry soon you obituary will be anoused. you dont know those guys are mafians and they are now after you . mumu. rest in peace
"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
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United KingdomUnited StatesNigeriaMalaysiaNetherlandsThailandCanadaUnited Arab EmiratesUnited NationsAustraliaSenegalSpainBeninChinaDenmarkGhanaIvory CoastKorean FlagSouth AfricaSwedenBurkina FasoCambodia FlagcameroonGermanyHong KongIndonesiaJapanNew ZealandSwitzerlandTogoTurkeyUkraine x 335 Elite Ninja Team Member Whip
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Strange service being offered by Western Union (emphasis added):

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unguent from Mr. William Friday The new director of the western union in Togo and Ghana international airport


I wonder what sort of ointment it is.

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Esox lucius
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
please do bear with us because since weeks now we are in dump darkness in this deasert area because of electricity and presidentail election problems.


Lightbulb broken in the lavatory at the polling booth then?

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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Defiled medical treatment, fun!!

Quote:
I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which
has defiled all forms of medical treatment
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bob Mueller is on my side and nothing will get in the way of my ATM card!

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WE ALSO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE MONITORING YOUR TRANACTION AND IF THEY FAIL TO SHIP VISA MASTER CREDIT CARD. , WE SHALL GET IRISH GOODSON AREASTED AND MAKE SURE HE PAYS THROUGH HIS NOISE.


I have no idea who Irish Goodson is.

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I'm still wondering how one pays through his noise?? Laughing
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Morgain Le Fay
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Brooklyn NY accent

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Quote:
unguent from Mr. William Friday The new director of the western union in Togo and Ghana international airport


He's not the only one with this glitch:

Quote:
UNGUENT FROM 0monefe goodnews Refuges from Libyan need your help

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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vonpaso xlura
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the Zenith Bank (and I'm not sure which bait that is, I had six going at once and then the conference came up):
Quote:
Waiting to hear from you as soon as impossible so that your transfer can now be complete immediately.

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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sunshine
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We have a new member of the royal family here in the UK

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I am princess Joy Morrison from United kingdom

And this from Segar Tom, a scammer who gets 10 out of 10 for dogged persistence but minus several million in all other departments, apart from gibberish which he's rather good at:
Quote:

Due to the economic meltdown in the global World, The our governmental Police Force In-conjunction with the United Nation and FBI agrred with CIMB Bank to creat an electronic transfer system called prepaid ATM Visa Card and intersitch card

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More diseased folk

Quote:
I have been diagonalized with Breast and Blood disease which
has defiled all forms of medical treatment and I have been told by my
doctor that my days are numbered on earth.


I've been trapizoided before, but never diagonalized!! Laughing

And Sgt. James Clayton has some "legal" oil money

Quote:
Once the funds get to
you, you take your 30% out and keep our own 70%.


WOW!! I get all the money??
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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bet this came as a shock to the Peers in the House of Lords

Quote:
the House of Lords
[Resolution panel on contract payment]
trentside north, west bridgeford
nottingham, ng2 5fa


They are now meeting at Notts Forest footy ground!

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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