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Impstress
Master Baiter


Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 107


PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Me : Nice! Is it hot there? Its freezing in the UK
Lad : not too much, now we are on harmmer time
Me : whats that?
Lad: dry season.



Had fun with this one. LOL hoping to get a trophy or two out of him, and a safari is always a possibility but i'm taking it slow!

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Tuco
Rant Collector


Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.


PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
my office is not subject to cross examination or under instructions from Mr. 0latunji G0mer, this organisation is superior to any individual


We'll see about that.

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"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14560
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Under a Lawyer Lad's sigbature block (emphasis added):

Quote:
You are in the terrain of Mensah Kwame Chambers under the experience and leadership of Barrister Mensah Kwame (Esq)...

We take care of your matters - From Litigation, Debt payment, Estate and
property management, compensation and entitlements, rights and freedom
of speech within the terrain of the law while you are at comfort in your
home.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Ezio
Porkicidal


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From a lad that bait_my_hook and I are baiting, who balks at using word code and handwriting and scanning his proposals for security reasons:

Quote:
Actually late me be frank to you i have discus and dialogue all your trams and condition which you and your friend introduce on this business.


and a little further down:

Quote:
Like some of your massage you send that i printed and sand to my pay master but he didn't understand it at all so please if you people are really ready for this transaction you should sand us your quotation of the consignment for further procedure because we are now running our of time

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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

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sunshine
lolcat


Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
My late father was the Deputy General Manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan he died alongside with my beloved mother on their way driving home, by a coincidental bomb explosion


What a coincidence!

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
My name Dr freed0m g00dnews the new apionted manager director for western union Lome Togo i am hear to informed that your part-payment of ($6.8miollion ) from International Monetary Fund Unit (IMF) has been approved to transfer via our department of Western Union


Oh yeah, you are so a doctor and a manager... Laughing

And this from him as a chat was winding up:

Quote:
i have to sing out camille

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MR.IBRAHIM AHMED wants my help with varying projects, one of them looks strange:

Quote:
health sector and tobacco


They do not belong together!

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And another one...

Quote:
For immediately you receive first bitch you are to open an domain account with my name


That was uncalled for!

He's also a bit confused (emphasis added):

Quote:
so my brother this is what life has thought me.
this is why I am pleading with you to be as honest as I am to you because I so much respect you so this is why I remain loyal to you as a sister in Christ


So he thinks that Cammy's a giy and he's now a woman? Should I slap him?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Mortar x14 Closed lad accounts x 174
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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scoop101
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 5


PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'rest assured that the bank will send you the form with the require fee $97.02 US Dollars only. '

Don't you love it when a bank wants to give you money!
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter


Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1100
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip


PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Crap

Quote:
you are the only person in this whole world that knows about this deal and as such you mean a whole lot to me and to the success of this life changing opportunity. I I dug the money at the back of the camp toilet 5 days ago when I was no longer comfortable with it.

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Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG

"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter


Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking


PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

scambuster3, OUCH! You made me hurt myself spitting coffee through my nose!!!!

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Now here's a loan company that knows how to make money FAST!

(I applied for a $50,000 loan)

Quote:
WE RECEVED YOUR MAIL AND WE WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU AR APPROVED FOR THE LOAN. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PAY THE LOAN FEE OF $176000 UNITED STATE DOLLAR.
Shocked If I had $176k, I wouldn't need the $50k loan

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Here was an interesting header in email:

Quote:
***SPAM*** ****SPAM**** YOUR MUCH AWAITED PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD 2011


My email catcher labels spam as [Bulk]. This one arrived with ***SPAM*** already in the header. Is it possible a lad put it there, not knowing what "spam" means?

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Dark Specter

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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)

I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.

Motor: The Nigerian Police Force is your Friend (0KEZIE 0KIR0 NELS0N CFR,NPM,FWC, Inspector General of Police)


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SlapHappy
Body Eater


Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.


PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr G. has been off on his search for insults again, and got this one back from a mad lad:
Quote:
MUGU GO KILL YOUR SELF
, U TOOL SMALL FOR ME IF U TRY ME I GO LRT U NO SAY I BE MIPHITE
Laughing

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Morgain Le Fay
Pistol-packin' Mama


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My newest "son" wrote to me:
Quote:

my dad is john kofi,former minister
for health and tourism,he was killed by the the rabies during the war


Quote:
Please help me am the only survived child of my parents,my parents and my 2younger once died in rabies attack,so i manage to run away from them


I did not know that rabies attacked during the war and in regular life and I am glad he could run fast to escape a rabies attack.

I must make sure to get a rabies vaccination before proceeding with this bait. Laughing Laughing

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sunshine
lolcat


Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire


PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is from an "HSBC Equator Bank" official...

Quote:
Good Morning, I got your message this morning and i want to know from you are you there to show me on how to do my work here in the bank after many year's i have being in this bank work.

If you will not do exactly what they bank have told you to do you better go to that Place you wish to take me there according to the Man who came to my office this morning showing me your message to him. Let me informed to you incase when next you will be sending me mails to correct your erros in speach over entities you have never met before.

You are talking of reporting me to our head office in Uk, that is where i was posted out from to serve here in Africa go there now ok.

Take me there ok. Here is my job i am doing here. Your cheque have being in demurrage counting, mind you and the man that come here to disturb my worker's to please spear us out from this your draft ok.


No... I have no idea either.

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre


Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Texas, USA


PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION.
Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone Number
Occupation:
Company Name:
Martian Status:
Copy of your International Passport or any valid ID.
OR DRIVERS LICENCE.

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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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sunshine
lolcat


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That HSBC office again...

Quote:
We the Managements of HSBC Bank Cote d’ivoire are today to Let you know that you will be bound from having anything again in common with our bank HSBC all over they world again.

And you are to meet your friend who always comes around here to deposit this fucking cheque that did not worth up to a million pounds.

Be warned From HSBC Bank Cote d’ivoire.

Bank Managemet.


That's me told, I think Rolling Eyes

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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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Ezio
Porkicidal


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our befuddled Ghanaian friend again...

Quote:
My Dear friend please you and your friend should be plane and come out stright because my paymaster is very worried about the hole thing and complianing of been confuse about this issue.well when ever you people are ready to fly to my house me and my paymaster are ready,but remember we don,t have much time in our hence now.

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Closed lad accounts X 5 on my own
Closed lad accounts X 20 Japan massbait
Closed lad accounts X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16

¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)

"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad)
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter


Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1100
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip


PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
you have to send the money and we will do the shipment baiter


maybe he means later, or maybe hes on to me ?

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Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477

Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG

"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre


Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It has being a case of unnecessary arguments which makes no sense and irrelevant requests from you.

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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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Mortal
Kiwi Fruitcake


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I am highly offended for your last email, because that proves you don't even trust me and do not have any believe in me


How can that fucker even say something like that Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this lad meant to say "Good Morning" but we know where his mind was:

Quote:
Good money and how are you today??

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Chief of Interpol in Ghana thinks I'm in the Matrix:

Quote:
YOUR AGENT MAIL RESPONSE IS HIGHLY WELCOME


And another Ghanaian may be a moonlighting Grey:

Quote:
From the disk of Ministry of Foreign Affairs

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Pistol-packin' Mama


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonder what station they used!


Quote:
Mrs.Doris Wong who had her radio therapy operation yesterday.



After the radio therapy operation she immediately went into a coma whereupon her doctor is using her email account to write to me.

I had asked her attorney contact me and I get the doctor using her email account!

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Safari Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
Pull my finger


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
WE PRAY TOO THAT YOU GIVE A KIND ATTENTION AND TREATMENT SO THAT WE WILL HISS A SIGH OF RELIEF.


Am I baiting a snake? Laughing

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From my new lad:

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I so much thank God that you`re alive?


I are cute kitteh. I can haz life? Very Happy

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