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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:43 pm

Noise from where??

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WE ALSO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE MONITORING YOUR TRANACTION AND IF THEY FAIL TO SHIP VISA MASTER CREDIT CARD. , WE SHALL GET IRISH GOODSON AREASTED AND MAKE SURE HE PAYS THROUGH HIS NOISE.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

I got this from a lad, today. It was buried in his script so I'm assuming a baiter is responsible (and if so, bravo):

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Finally, I know it ain't easy no more to do business on air like it used to because of the widespread of scam on the globe today. So for that, both of us have one thing in common to be afraid of ; - Getting SWINDLED.

He swung wildly from sounding like a slick, intelligent lawyer to sounding like a backwoods hick. Wonderful.

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:43 am

In denying being gay, this Lad has some vintage howlers (emphasis added):

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Sir i am not gay and i need your help because i am the next of king to my father,and also i am a young boy now growing up so i want to make my life not all those things about gay.
Also because of my late father family people are fighting because of the funds in the security company so they don't no where i am now and i can see that you are the chosen stone in my life so try to get back to me with good news.
Sir you do not no me before so i don't really no who tell you that i am gay sie the person is lying to you and also i no you never no anybody in Ghana except me alone so i really shock about all this gay thing you are talking sir forget about that and see to the business for us to sing praise to the lord almighty.

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:28 pm

23 years old US university student with Senegal IP (big surprise heh?) looking for love

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It doesn't mean that i like everything but the thing i hate most is lies.

I promise, that I'll supply her with nothing but truth

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:00 pm

From the same lad as above.. I love this lad Very Happy

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You should always keep me informed with the latest development
I am wishing you a happy new year.
Bye and take good care of yourself.
Diana.

Received today

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:34 am

Lad gets his salutations in a muddle...

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Dear Mr Honorable

... and from a different lad, it appears my lawyer and I are deaded!

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Kindly clarify us and RBC on this issue before we make this Payment to janet white and is lawyer the foreigners whom came on your behal, even the peiople have been contacting you to deceive you that the lawyer is deaded and this is how same people will tell the bank you are deaded

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:08 pm

This is an impossible sum to pay:

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This is to inform you that your information to this office have been received and you are required to send to this office a compulsory sum of $182.268 AUD been the official Application/Registration fees of the document.

So of course I misread it as $182,268.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:46 am

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For comprehensive details and assurance,Kindle get back to me, I am still waiting for your urgent respond.

My e-book reader will be in touch shortly. At the moment I'm a bit busy dealing with a lad who has invented a new country:

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As instructed by the president of Nigeri We hereby apologize for all the money you have lost in trying to claim your fund

And a new bank too:

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please kindly contact the WOLD BANK OF ENGLAND transfer department with
your banking informtions for your the transfer of your fund worth
$5million united states dollers

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Apr 2011 Posts: 70

This is from a woman on Facebook that claims to be starting and orphanage in India.

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The children that we have are orphans, some even saved from being a sacrifice to the hindu gods.

It seems I've seen this line before from a post here on the Forum. She could be editing drafts of scam letters.
If any one knows of a scam letter with that quote in it please message me.

Thanks and Happy Hunting!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:40 pm

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and you know many scammers are on the internet

I didn't know that:lol: Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:48 pm

Just a long rant.

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ATTENTION SIR ACE,
YOU ARE VERY STUPID BY SAYING THAT YOU SEND MONEY TO THE BANK IN LONDON WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS OF YOUR PARTNER THAT COME TO MY OFFICE TODAY CRYING FOR THE DELAY OF YOU SENDING THIS MONEY. SEE YOU ARE JUST TURNING YOURSELF UP AND DOWN NOT ME BECAUSE I WILL ARREST YOUR PARTNER IF YOU DID NOT SEND THAT MONEY TOMORROW MORNING FOR THIS TRIP TO THE BANK FOR DELAYING ALL MY DUTIES IN MY OFFICE. I HAVE READ YOUR PARTNER MASSAGE EVEN THE ONE YOU SENT TO HER SHE FORWARDED IT TO ME TO READ THIS EVENING. AFTER ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS I GIVE TO YOU TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT TO THE ACCOUNT I SEND TO YOU AND YOU HAVE NOT DONE THAT PAYMENT. THAT IS TO SAID THAT YOU ARE LETTING ME DOWN ON MY OFFICE, YOU ARE VERY STUPID ON YOUR ACT BY ALL THIS BUT ONE THING YOU MUST KNOW FROM ME NOW IS THAT I GIVE YOU ONLY 24 HOURS TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT BUT IF YOU FAIL THIS 24 HOURS TO SEND THIS MONEY FOR MY TRIP TO THE BANK I WILL THEN SHOW YOUR PARTNER MISS TESSY NDADAYE THAT YOU ARE BEING REMOVED FROM THIS TRANSFER AS FAR THAT I AM CONCERN ON THIS TRANSFER DUTY AND I WILL WRITE TO THE BANK IN LONDON FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING FOR THEM TO STOP THIS TRANSFER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. YOU ARE LAYING TO ME THAT YOU SEND MONEY WHILE YOU DID NOT SEND ANY MONEY TO THE BANK BECAUSE THE BANK WILL NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY FROM YOU WITHOUT INFORMING ME. DO NOT BE SO RUDE TO ME AS YOU KNOW THAT I AM HERE TO PROTECT ON THIS TRANSFER AND MISS TESSY NADADYE WHO HAVE BEEN IN MY OFFICE AND SEEING HOW I HAVE BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE BANK IN LONDON CONCERNING THIS TRANSFER BUT IN ALL YOU REFUSED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS. YOU ARE VERY MAD AND STUPID BY SAYING THAT YOU FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS OF YOUR PARTNER ON THIS ISSUED WITHOUT HEARING FROM ME FIRST AND YOU ARE SAYING ALL TYPE OF LIAR WHILE YOUR PARTNER COMES TO MY OFFICE WAITING FOR MR TO HAVING THIS MONEY FROM YOU AND NOW YOU COME AND SAID THAT YOU FOLLOW THE RUBBISH INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOUR PARTNER. HOW DO YOU FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS WHICH I TOLD YOUR PARTNER THAT YOU MUCH SEND THE MONEY IN TWO PLACES WHICH IS THE EASY WAY FOR YOU WITHOUT ANY STRESS. IN MY FINAL TALK TO YOU PLEASE IF YOU ARE READY TO HELP YOUR PARTNER ON THIS TRANSFER YOU BETTER INFORM HER BECAUSE YOU ARE TURNING YOURSELF ON THIS TRANSFER NOT ME OKAY. I MAY NOT WRITE TO YOU FROM NOW UP WARD CONCERNING THIS PAYMENT.THIS IS VERY WARNING FROM THE LAW CHAMBERS ON THIS LAST MASSAGE FROM ME OVER THIS TRIP TO THE BANK. I WILL DROP MY NOTE HERE FOR NOW AND DO NOT OR NEVER YOU SEND ANY OTHER MAIL HERE WITHOUT THE SENDING THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ME BECAUSE IF YOU DO IT I WILL GO AND ARREST YOUR PARTNER ON THIS ISSUED FOR THE DELAY AND ATTEMPTING THE RULES OF THE LAW IN MY LAW CHAMBERS.

READ THIS MAIL OVER AND OVER BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD AND STUPID OVER THIS ISSUED OF THE TRANSFER,MAKE SURE AND BE AWARE THAT THIS MAIL IS THE LAST MAIL I WILL SENT TO YOU IF YOU DID SEND THE MONEY FIRST THING TOMORROW FOR ME TO BOOKED MY TICKET AND FOR TO GATHER MYSELF TOGETHER AND FIXED A NEW DATE WITH TOGE BANK.

WARNING FROM YOUR LAWYER JONES FAYE

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:13 am

A dangling modifier and a malapropism together:

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As a bonfire value Customer of my bank,i vow to have your interest by effecting your funds transfer.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:22 pm

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You are turning yourself around the bush NOT me ok, how many times i told you that i am having problem with the lawyer over you. I told you a simple thing to do and you refused to do it, what type of human being are you to me. it is now that i know that you are playing to me all this while but you will be tired on me, you are a liar from the day one of this transfer thank God that i have seeing it now. Glory be to God on that

bye and stop writing to me as God will help to find a nice and good person to help me out. simple for you to send the money to the lawyer is very hard to you. do you think that i am a beggar or that i don't have any other hope on this transfer, no not all i have hope that God will give me some that will help me out on this transfer even without you. Go to hell and stay with your family

you are a joker and a liar from the day one, just a little money for you to run to the western union and send to the lawyer one/two or three times in the western union you are telling me rebbuish and rebbuish.You think that the lawyer is your mate that you will go and buy ticket for, this is just rebbuish and useless from you. send the money to him and you are there proving rebbuish surbbing.

ok, no problem let me go my way and please you are freed to go on your way for now without writing to me and fulling my mail again

bye and stop writing to me anymore.

I'm rebbuish surbbing. If only I knew what it meant.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

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I HAVE BEEN STRESSED WITH THE TRANSACTION. WHY MUST WE CONTINUE TO COMMUNICATE ON ONE PARTICULAR ISSUE WHICH SUPPOSED TO TAKE US 1HR FOR TWO DAYS.

Awesome! Now we can argue for two days about the fact that I spent the last two days ANSWERING HIS QUESTIONS about S3curity Shi3ld, and if he doesn't appreciate that then whose fault is it? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:49 pm

From the chemical massbait:

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WE ARE MAKING MOVES TO COUPLE EVERY GOODS THIS WEEK

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:14 pm

Today I found this in my inbox from my recovery scam lad

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I said a prayer for you today, And know God must have heard.
I felt the answer in my heart Although He spoke no word.

I didn't ask for wealth or fame, I knew you wouldn't mind.
I asked Him to send treasures Of a far more lasting kind.

I asked that He'd be near you At the start of each new day, To grant you health and blessings And friends to share your way.

I asked for happiness for you In all things great and small, But it was for His loving care
I prayed the most of all.

May God Be With Us.

Really sweet Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:21 pm

These Lads don't know where they are:

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U.S.A City Airport Royal Docks U.S.A E16 2PXAirport Code LCY
Postal address: City Aviation House, Royal Docks, U.S.A,E16 2PX
PhoneNumber +229xxxxxxxx
[email protected]
Website: www.londoncityairport.com;

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The fee required is to enable the courier company Benin secure the CUSTOM TAX CLEARANCE certificate and international delivery permit, I want you to try your best and send the $65.00 GBP to the payment details listed bellow... the cost of this CERTIFICATES is $65.00 GBP, You have to pay this fee directly to them via Western Union Money Transfer , use the information bellow to send the $65.00 GBP via western union

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:28 pm

I also have a confused Police Chief (emphasis added):

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Due to our telephone conversation today, in our News papers today, the police arrested 10 illegal Rev. Samuel, and the res flamed to the bush according to the press, it was Nigeria Youth that migrate to Ghana known as 419 scams, they are the people destroying /killing the image of our mother land Ghana.

Now the police is after them, and I am writing you to forward all email or body you are been working with as Lawyer, if you really need to receive your fund.

I want you to do this as top secret to those who called them self’s a lawyer, and don’t let the cat out of the bags to them, because my government offer $40,000.00 USD to any one who can fixture those impostor out, if you do what exactly what I am telling you now and my government get those impostors down, and my government will offer you the sum $40,000.00 USD as they have promised check your attach file you see there any email you receive for West Africa Ghana forward them to me so that i can verify them for you so that you can know the real one to follow.

There was no telephone conversation, BTW.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 20

"Thank you for your urgent assistance and may the almighty Lord continue to grease your elbow." Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:04 pm

Little spot of lad de-education, I've taught him a new word...

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.It is not an embizzlement nor fraud,

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:14 am

Cammy got a picture from a Lad and responded:

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Eewwwww... you're ugly. That settles it. The Goddess commands that we avoid all that is unsightly as it displeases Her.

The Lad tried to recover, but didn't get it quite right (emphasis added):

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PLEASE I KNOW UGLY BUT IF I SEND OTHER PERSON COPY TO YOU YOU WILL A GREY WITH ME, IS NOT GOOD TO DO THAT PLEASE DON'T LOOK UGLY PLEASE HELP ME OUT AM BUNGING YOU PLEASE

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:32 pm

sunshine wrote:

Little spot of lad de-education, I've taught him a new word...

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.It is not an embizzlement nor fraud,

I might use the word "nosfizzlement" on a lad. The first part is from Greek "νοσφιζεσθαι", which means "to keep for oneself part of what one ought to, has promised to, or pretends to give all of to another". See Acts 5.

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:16 pm

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We shall feed you with further modalities as soon as we receive the above required information.

Are the modalities fried or grilled?

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:27 pm

From the chem bait:

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WE DO SAW YOUR MAIL

I can understand filing mail, but not sawing it.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:11 pm

I responded to a lad's first script, and the reply came with this subject line:

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