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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:50 pm

^^^ Yes, you are heavenly alright! Wink

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:11 pm

If the following is true:

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I am in the legal profession and as you know our profession is noble,

then why are they called shysters and parasites!

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:36 pm

Don't ya just love these lads! While not particularly "goofy" I laughed when I read:

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Hello My Dear Honest Partner Arthur Lxxless

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:14 am

Proof that lads work! Veronika says:

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How was your day?, Mining is a little hot here in Dakar, Senegal.

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:22 pm

I think it's going to take a little bit more than that to help me get over the disappointment. Some counseling at least. Confused

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Once again i am sorry for the lose of Andy Murray at the semi final of the Wimbledon open to Rafael Nadal, Kindly call the courier delivery service phone number that they use to call you back.

I suppose life goes on. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:46 pm

I asked this lad looking to form a partnership where he studied business management.

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I further my masters degree with University of Starling USA.

I bet he had a pretty poor attendance rate.

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:25 am

A new way to die:

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AFTER THE DEATH OF MY LATE FATHER,MY MOTHER AND MY REST THREE SISTER WAS BEING KILL AT SOMALIA WAR TIME IN MOTTO ACCIDENT IN SOMALIA

The father's death had its own oddities:

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MY LATE FATHER WAS BEING KILL BY HIS COMPANY WORKER, BECAUSE OF INCREMENT OF SALARY OF HIS WORKER, ALL MY LATHER HIS WORKER WHERE FIGHTING IN MY FATHER COMPANY, SO THEM BECAME KILLING MY FATHER IN THE FIGHT

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:01 am

That's what I like. A positve attitude even though he's not too sure of my motives.

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Even if you do not want to see me in London and your not
having any interior motive, the answer is still yes.

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:34 am

All from his second mail Shocked

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Thanks for your reply and I have been waiting to receive your reply before you reply today.

Please I will want you to be replying me immedaitely you receive my message.

What you need to do is to help me in found a children education organisation in your country and the organisation is all about to help children for free education and scholarship from your country to united state and is a new organization to be found by you for me in your country .

I will want to know how many states in your country and what is your occupation and your age.

I will want you to know how much million of dollar can reach your country Nigeria states for this children education in your country .

I want you to found this orgnisation in respect of me because I can not hear vey well again and my doctor has advice me that this my ear problem can kill me before I went through internet to search before I am intrested in help the children of your country with my fund in children education.

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:51 pm

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I will want to know how many states in your country

Tell them what a famous US president told us when asked how many states he had visited,

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57

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:52 pm

^^ My guess --- George Bush (jnr)?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:19 pm

^^^My guess --- Barack Obama?

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:34 pm

Possible siggy material:

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So how are you planning for human beings (male) to have sex with animals, is it not immoral and abomination before God?

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:38 am

N.O.R.A wrote:

^^^My guess --- Barack Obama?

You are correct. One slip-up and they'll never let him live it down. I'd say more, but I fear the lock on account of politics.

So, on to a recent Lad who's been mentioned here before:

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Yes is not your fault and i can not blame your comment, supposing you have handle this case vehemently within your insight. definitely you would have realised the reality of my words... So therefore, i plead for your trust and wholeheartedly. the only adrenaline that will materialise the issue of this Consignment Box are those Documentations. that must be acquires into your statues and my statues as your partner to carry out the Consignment Box to your Country. with regards to statues.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

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brother you have to copy down the receiving information’s name in a shit of paper and go to your country western union money transfer and send the money.

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:44 am

A wannabe romance Lad told Cammy

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what ever u think i have it what ever that make a guy to be a man i have it

Pressed for some proof thereof, he replied (emphasis added):

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when u come in me you will know... that i am a man

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:01 am

A Lad wants another Lad to prove himself, so:

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tell him to come over to the presidential cattle in Osu

I refuse to steer the other Lad there.

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:32 pm

you are not paying any dime for anyone all you will have to pay is
$750

?????

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:20 pm

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It does not matter the country you come from what is important is the surname. One can change nationality any time of his choice according Spanish law.

I never knew that Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:48 pm

Had this from my pet,

WHAT IS THE POSITION OF THING,

urgent

I'm so tempted to tell him Laughing

See if i can stir it and ask how his is.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:06 pm

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Yes we are ready for the membership.For God sake we are ready to do any thing

They seem rather eager to join my church.

Should make for some fun baiting. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:43 am

Lad claims to have found a cure for HIV:

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it is a combination of a particular plant root and leafs. The root and leafs are dried and grinned to powder and taken three times daily with lime juice.

These are obviously happy pills.

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:03 am

Don't think my lad was happy when I told him I'd have to run the documents he sent me past my attorney Laughing

My bolding

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1) We must obey and follow all the instruction from the security company here in Spain in making sure that there will be no mistake from your side.

2) We must keep this transaction 100% top confidential I mean top secret
3) Nobody on earth is allowed to know about this transaction on the consignment / fund that is coming to your bank account in your country.

4) You are not allowed to tell your friends, lawyer or your bank about this transaction or that the money is coming to your bank account.

Note this: you should allowed the security company here to do their work, and I as your lawyer will cover all the legal side of this transaction.

finally I will not be happy with you if you tell anybody about this transaction or the release of this inheritance fund as all communication will only be between us top secret no other party, or body is required to mix up in this private business proposal.

I mean do not tell anybody about this proposal that I sent to you towards the release of this inheritance consignment.

I will not be happy with you at all for your failure to understand where I am coming from. That this transaction needs absolute 100% confidentiality from both parties involved.

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:10 am

This isn't much in the way of compensation (emphasis added):

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Your name was among those that scammed as listed by the West Africa Financial Intelligent Unit (WAFIU). Compensation has been issued out
in Certified ATM MASTER CARD worth of $2.5USD to all the affected victims and has been already in distribution to all the bearers.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

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DEAR SIR

NO, the holy goose asked you to put a box in a secret place in your room and put some fie currency on it, so that i can dhl anointing spiritual oil to sprayed on the box, alter 3 day as you open it, the box we feed up with dollar, but you don't believe on my prophecy, then the spirit asked me to do it here in my compound, and miracle money show here in the box,

DEAR SIR

Some thing happen today in my compound, the little boy I pick up from the street to work with me as a house mate, brake into the room I kept the box of the money, because I asked him to video me with the fund last week before I travel to south Africa with my hand set phone, he try to steal some of the money into the bag he was carrying, and he fell down by the spirit of the holy goose, he scream for help and he feted immediately, my daughter head the screaming from the boy quarter,

She past the information to me, and I run down to the room to see what is happen, as I reach there, I see my house mate on the ground with some note of money on his hand, I prayed for him to regain his co sureness, GOD Is good all the time, immediately he wake up, even me don’t have power to temper with the fund, this fund most come to you first in your country, before you can send luxury buses down and other equipment to our church here, I have count all the money with the power GOD have giving me to send the cash to you, so that you can help people who are in need

The cash is $18 million dollar, if this money come to you, don’t used it to wicked the poor people, if any body come to you and borrow money usury, don’t borrow to him okay, any thing that come from your mind, dash to that people free of charge

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