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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Found this earlier, pretty funny.


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There appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GTGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^Fantastic, but with my C-Nile Virus I probably could not remember them! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL
Lipitor is good... Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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FWIW: Forgot Where I Was


This is what I suffer from most!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm getting worse and worse...

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my friends favorite one is:

CRS = Can't Remember Sh-t

Worse is finding the dish cloth in the refrigerator, or going to the frig or a room and cannot remember why you were there.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SHMBA- She hid my booze again.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

UGH! I HATE CHATSPEAK! Evil or Very Mad Thumbs down

As funny as it is(was) it is still eyebleeding and makes you look like you were uneducated. No offense.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Chatspeak is the first step in reducing our lexicon until the barest vestige of language exists. After that, the apes arrive.

You will find this hilarious and disturbing: Mark Twain's monograph on simplifying English spelling: http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/vangogh/555/Spell/twain-simpspl.html

Or how about his modest proposal:

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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y replasing it with i and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y and x — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais ch, sh, and th rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It isn't enough the younger people are slaughtering the English language with lingo, now we have "chatspeak" which makes it even worse, so now they cannot speak correctly nor spell correctly and it makes then unhireable.

And did you notice they cannot have a picture made with out hand gestures just like the gangs and incarcerated inmates.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If Koko weren't in this thread, I would think that this is the GOF (Grumpy Old Farts) thread.


I do appreciate that Koko like language and does not want to see it destroyed. I wish more "young'uns" were concerned about making language a septic tank.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WAMRG= Where are my reading glasses?

Too late! I see I've been beaten to it. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WIWY = When I was younger Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The codes were a hit with my mum! Wink A few years back, my niece, then in her late teens used to send me texts full of stuff like GR8, 2DAY, B4 etc etc - I used to reply with 'Say that again in English' Needless to say, she now writes 'proper' when texting me Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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