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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:05 pm |
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After sending him bogus payment slips I caught my lad online today.
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17:55 Me: Hello and merry christmas
Hello and merry christmas
17:56 HELLO ????
18:06 Charity: hi
how are you
18:07 same to u
Me: Fine thank you
thank you
Does it snow there?
18:08 Charity: no
why are u fooling us ?
Me: what do you mean?
18:12 Are you there?
18:21 Charity: am here
18:24 Me: So what do you mean by fooling you?
18:25 Charity: U PRETEND TO SEND MONEY WHY U DONT
WHY ?
18:26 Me: I did send you money. Didn't you pick it up yet?
18:27 Charity: IS ENOUGH
FORGET ABOUT IT
OK
Me: I have send you the payment slip yesterday. Did you not receive my mail???
18:29 Charity: WHY DIDN,T U SEND IT THE FIRST DAY
DON,T WORRY ABOUT THAT
Me: I'm sorry if something went wrong. Do you want me to send the slip again or not ($2,500)?
18:31 Charity: IF U WISH TO SEND IT
18:32 THIS TIME SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
SEND IT ON MONDAY
18:34 Me: But I have the slip of moneygram here with me!
Why do you put me in all these trouble?
It"s snowing here!
18:38 Charity: ok
what do want to do?
18:39 Me: Do you believe in God and Christmas?
18:42 Charity: yes i do
and u?
18:43 Me: Yes I do, that is why we must forgive each other when mistakes happen.
Do you know "Jingle balls" song?
18:44 Charity: yes
why do u ask?
18:45 Me: Because I have sung it today, together with my children and dog.
And you?
18:47 Charity: ok
so when are u going to send the money?
18:49 Me: I asked you if you have sung jingle balls today.
18:50 Charity: YES
Me: Ok, that is very nice - you are a good man.
18:51 Do you know what "tambambling" is?
Charity: NO
Me: Tambambling is a way of baiting a lad.
18:53 Charity: OK
WHEN ARE U GOING TO SEND THE MONEY? 
18:54 Me: I will do it in a few minutes.
Is it ok that I tambambling you and send the payment slip?
18:55 Charity: WHAT IS IS TAMBAMLING?
18:56 Me: Tambambling is a way of baiting a lad.
Charity: I TOLD U THAT U ARE FOOLING US
18:57 Me: Stop telling me that I am fooling you!
My wife is scanning the payment slip so I can send it to you!!!
18:58 Charity: SEND IT WHEN?
Me: When it goes through the scanner - in a few minutes...
19:00 Charity: OK
Me: Thank you.
So are you ok regarding the tambambling then?
19:04 Please respond!
Charity: RESPOND WHAT?
19:05 Me: My question regarding tambambling you.
19:07 Charity: I DONT KNOW
Me: You do agree to be baited when I send you the payment slip?
19:08 Charity: BAITED WHAT?
Me: You, as a lad.
19:10 Is that ok?
Charity: AS A LADY
BUT AM NOT A LADY 
Me: Oh, I'm sorry.
19:11 I will bait you as a man then. Is that ok?
19:12 Charity: OK
Me: And you have no problem with the tambambling?
19:13 Charity: STOP
ENOUGH
Me: Stop what? I don't understand.
19:15 Please explain.
19:16 Charity: TALKING ABOUT TAMBAMBLING 
Me: But it is Christmas! So what is the problem then?
19:17 Charity: WE HAVE DISCUSED ABOUT THAT BEFORE
19:18 Me: Ok then.
My wife is changing the ink on the scanner, so please be a little patient for the payment slip. OK?
19:19 Charity: WHEN DO U INTEND TO SEND IT ?
19:20 Me: When my wife has changed the ink, then we stuff it to the computer and then I will send it by email.
19:21 May I ask you a question?
Charity: OK
Me: I am a reseller of aquariums. Do you think that there is interest in Nigeria?
19:22 Charity: WHAT?
Me: Is there interest in aquariums in Nigeria?19:23 Charity: YES
19:24 Me: I can sell you one for $500. Are you interested in bying one?
19:25 Charity: WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?
Me: You can pay me through Western Union or Moneygram. 
19:27 Charity: WE ARE NOT INTRESTED
Me: Why not?
19:28 Charity: OUR SOCIETY IS ALL ABOUT CHARITY
19:29 Me: I see. But if you buy one I give the blowfish for free.
What do you think?
19:30 Charity: NOTHING
BYE FOR NOW
Me: Wait wait!!!
The payment slip is scanned.
19:31 Still there?
Charity: YES
IF YOU SEND THE MONEY
THEN WE CAN BUY 1 FROM THE MONEY YOU SEND OK
Me: Oh, thank you very much sir!!!
How many blowfish do you want then?
19:33 Charity: WHATS BLOWFISH? 
Me: Blowfish to put in the aquarium.
How many?
Charity: I WANT TO LEAVE NOW 
TILL WHEN YOU SEND THE FUND
19:34 Me: But the fund has been send. I only have to email you the payment slip with the details.
19:35 So, tell me how many blowfish you want please.
Charity: OK
19:36 Me: How many blowfish do you want?
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He then went offline after an hour and a half of serious talk
I'll send his new payment slip next Monday 
Edits: tiding up |
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:41 pm |
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Way to spread the Christmas cheer, bobdemol! |
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This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:56 pm |
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As I say at Christmas...
Raise a glass for baiters
Razor blades for scammers
Glad you found a chance to share the good love and spirit of Baiter Christmas with your friend this special day. |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:35 pm |
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Too bad you couldn't send the mugu some real fugu (= blowfish) |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:22 am |
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19:11 I will bait you as a man then. Is that ok?
19:12 Charity: OK |
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