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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my standard ploys with lads, especially loan lads, is to pretend I need the dead man's bank funds / loan / dying widows' cash for extending my porno business. You would be amazed (not!) how happy all these loan companies and dying widows are to give me tons of cash after I tell them "I want to expand my barnyard porn empire".

Well looks like at some point one lad was paying attention as I just got this:

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Hi, I’m Lisa Jones. I came across your email on the internet after searching for porn film makers.

I am keenly interested in your package, and would be grateful if I am been featured in one of your movies.

I have acted few movies in my country, and will love to do business with you.

Please reply me if you would be interested in working with me.

Send me your access form.


My first thought was "Badger!" but it's from a Nigerian IP.

This could get very amusing very quickly Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So one of your lads made up the story of finding your (i'd guess) non existent porn site to be able to make some hardcore movie with you.
You should opt for a promo photo shoot to "see the goods".

Todger club here you come.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know a "goat owner" that made some money on our goat-hugging lad, Oke.
But, Eww! He wouldn't go for that kind of "stuff", would he?
You can all puke now. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you get pics/video out of it you have to share! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Must be desperation in lad land. Now for some test shots!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am keenly interested in your package


er...um...no comment necessary Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Sunshine, this could be another unicorn pron lad. Yes! Thumbs up jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Oh I do hope so Smile

"She" has written back.

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I was born on November 16, 1987 in San Francisco, California, and I began my acting career when she was just16 years of age. I persevered and I went to the try-outs of many commercials and television shows, until finally, i was able to land a role in lonely sex, a movie made under the direction of Rollen hook with Mickey Nash as one of the stars. I then had my most memorable role to date as Denise Huxtable in A Different World and The lumpy Show. After these television projects, I was moved to the movies with roles in dick licker, dead end, ass for cash, and High sex. For years, most of my roles were in television movies.

I am also featured on few movies on ass is ass.

Below are few of my featured movie pictures.


And some picture of a porn star was indeed attached. The lad is almost certainly using the profile of a real porn actress although apparently mixed in with that of TV and Film actress Lisa Bonet and regrettably he's picked a white actress so I imagine getting any "custom" photos would be out of the question (not to mention getting me in trouble with PC Plod here if "she" ever did send me any goat pron!).

Still "she" should be good for an actor release form or two.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that you should as k for a male actor. That way you can try to steer him away from the real porn star pics and ask for a custom before he sends his crap. And if you are lucky, get him to strip for you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try seeing what she's willing to do for the 'film'! That could get...either fun or disturbing. Not sure which. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sunshine wrote:
My first thought was "Badger!" but it's from a Nigerian IP.


Don't forget we have even some twisted minded baiters who live in Nigeria. Cool

Someone PM'd me lately and told that you are actually a man. Shocked I was genuinely surprised. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm...thinking of another movie script and story boards here, ala Joy Sankoh's masterpieces of distasteful trash. Can this one compete with that? Could we stomach another one? ooo, sorry sunshine! Did I bring up horrible images and memories? Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I still wake up screaming at the thought of those storyboards. Laughing

Lad has gone rather quiet after I sent him the "release form" he asked for. "She" needs to know that the adult film industry doesn't wait around!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The unicorn porn lad I remember, but Joy Sankoh?

Is it part of the m00seknuckle saga? I'm not yet finished reading it Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Joy Sankoh (of the "old fork grand-ma" in my sig) was the unicorn porn script lad. I handed her over to M00seknuckle for some extra pain and we had "her" believing that she was getting a Jeep Cherokee (?) shipped to "her" at one point.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Thanks for clarifying, Sunshine Very Happy

Reading that script was a trek through Cubist Hell Laughing

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