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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You got them nothing?

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... or did you mean this?

http://uk.specials.lifestyle.yahoo.com/christmas/article/features/the-most-dangerous-toys-ever-made.html

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had lawn darts as a kid. They were banned much later, sometime in the mid-80's.

No more fun toys for kids anymore!! Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lawn darts.
You can just imagine it...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We bought one of our daughters a skydancer

Never liked that light fitting anyway.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When lawn darts go wrong...

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I liked the kiddies atomic science set, with real uranium. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone remember Shogun Warriors?

The fist with the axe blade on "Raydeen" could be launched...

I put quite the hole in the drywall with it when I was younger. Parents were not amused. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Plastic testicles. Killers.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ aw I loved mine

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How did we survive childhood?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Bart

http://karendecoster.com/my-writings/from-my-cold-dead-hands

We used to use 3' lengths of bamboo, with cardboard fins spliced into the ends, as duck hunting weapons when they got into the strawberry fields. We ate a lot of duck growing up Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We had a piece of 2' dowel with a cross in one end in which we put dart flights in. We put a 4" nail at the other end fastened with string or gaffa tape. We then cut a notch in the dowel about half way down, wrapped string around, kept hold of the string and threw the dart in the air.
They could travel Very Happy

I stopped when it was heading for the dog and I'm shouting at the dog to shift fast!
Dog looked around and then just looked at me as if to say "what's the problem"
That dart missed the dog by about 4"

Never showed my kids that one but they can make a decent smoke bomb from salt petre and sugar...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just proves that children and their toys are dangerous.

Legos and Barbie (not the kind you cook on) accessories are not kind in the middle on the night.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Sounds like a victim of step on the legos and those little Barbie high heels in the night or on the steps!

Back when I was a child there was no Consumer Group that warned of the danger of toys, but we managed to somehow survive, falling out of trees was the worst problem and we never wore helmets riding bikes, but had lots of gravel picked out of the arms and legs.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think these kids born after 1990 aren't going to be able to survive in life very well... I'm a 76er so I still had most of the fun/dangerous stuff, no bike helmets, tree climbing, going to the park with friends (no adults; dad's instruction: if anyone bugs you, kick him between the legs and run.)... I believe all those various childhood mishaps just prepared us and strengthened us for Real Life... these kids are deprived of that and get thrown into the big sea...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a friend get killed riding a bike into a culvert pipe that was across the footpath, on a vacant section, at the bottom of the hill we used for speed trials. We were 10 yrs old then

He didn't want to drop his bike to stop, or get off, went down the hill, gravel road, bounced over the kerb, and hit the pipe section.

We just figured it was natural selection happening, same as most of us having arms and legs in slings and plaster, concussion, measles, mumps, polyomylitis, 10% of your beginning class at whatever school, back of beyond, went missing each year. Accidents, falling off the tractor was always a good one, I remember 5 or 6 kids at school doing that, and going through the discs or harrows, falling out of trees was always good for a broken arm, collarbone, leg, visiting cousins that lived in the city was always worth a hit by a vehicle.

It's all far too safe now, and the GOVT knows best.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Too much safety crap.

Growing up in the 70's and 80's, I lived in a neighborhood where the street and sidewalks were on a hillside. We would skateboard down the sidewalk, who knows how many times I wiped out, without a helmet or any pads.

My 7 year old rides on a flat surface with a helmet an training wheels on his bike, cause the law says so.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember learning the valuable skill of "jump, tuck, and roll" and learned later in life that such a tactic during a bicycle collision lessens impact and spreads the force over more surface than swan diving into pavement as it seems so many like to do nowadays (including professional bikers).

I also remember smashing fingers in sword battles with swords made from wood not foam. Don't forget we used real BB guns not low powered airsoft. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was the biggest cry baby and scared of everything. Laughing

Edit for grammer. Smile

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^^^

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I think of some of the things we did with air guns and fireworks when I was young. Home made rocket launchers and hand grenades. Shocked

I don't care what the stastistics say, and as I keep reminding lads: More people are kicked to death by donkeys, than die in air crashes.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Lawn Darts


I seem to remember that the brand name was Jarts, it was an awesome game.

I also remember making a "Polish cannon" as a kid witch graduated to a potato cannon in my later years.

Edit: Here you go kids, don't put an eye out.

http://users.frii.com/bsimon/hspray.htm

Instead of a Coleman sparker I used one of these...

http://www.grillstuff.com/generic-universal-grill-ignitor.html?productid=341

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If you stick to conventional propellants and do not use oxidizers, PVC should preform with adequate safety.


He speaks the truth, I experimented with propane and mapp gas, along with pure oxygen as an oxidizer, the result was explosive. I had the combustion chamber wrapped in an old Kevlar vest, if it wasn't for that I would have been picking shards of PVC out of my body.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great now we are on the radar as mentioning "explosive". You didn't get the "Polish Cannon" thing from Pulaski did you? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PF says:
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I had the combustion chamber wrapped in an old Kevlar vest

Yeah. Good idea for using up those old Kevlar vests that we all have lying around...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank,

I like you, did your kids come out OK and law abiding?? Very Happy

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