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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a tempting loan offer from [email protected]. Since it's Christmas, I decided to go for $900,000,000 (nine hundred million United States dollars only) and have a real blowout this year....


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Please find my completed application for your kind offer of a loan.



1) Full Name:..... Albert Steptoe
2) Gender:........ Male
3) Loan Amount Needed:... 900,000,000 US dollars
4) Loan Duration:. 20 years
5) Country:....... UK
6) Home Address:.. 39, East Maple Street, London W12, UK
7) Mobile Number:..... +44 ************
8>Fax Number:...... No fax since 1972
9) Occupation:.... Scrap metal merchant
10) Monthly Income :.......... 2,000 UK pounds
11) Salary Date:.... Daily
12) Purpose of loan;...Holidays, consumer goods, parties, alcohol and stimulants


Success Smile

Quote:
Attention: Albert Steptoe,


I want you to review the loan terms and conditions again before we proceed. We are giving out this loan sum $900,000,000 USD to you Albert Steptoe with the duration of 20 years and I believe you can be trusted. You have come to the right place were you can get your loan fast and easy. I am a Godly Man and i can be trusted. I want you to feel free in any step you take in this very transaction because your victory in this transaction is 100% guaranteed and Assured.

CONDITIONS FOR THE LOAN.

You must make sure you understand the conditions for this loan you are about to secure from us, before we then proceed with the processing of the loan.

1. The loan must be insured: The insuring of the loan will be done by the lender who is giving out the loan. Therefore the lender will be responsible for the insurance fee.

2. Time of duration: The borrower must pay back at the rate of interest within the stipulated time (years) after cashing the loan.

3. Particulars: The borrower must provide either of the following:-A Driver's License, An International passport, Or a valid Identity Card bearing his/ her name.

4. Required Age: The borrower must not be below 18 years of age and any age below 18 would be disallowed from this loan offer.

Repayment: This monthly repayment starts after (6 Months) and the payment will be paid after you have gotten the loan, you will have to meet up with the monthly installation as stated below.

LOAN TERMS AND REPAYMENT SCHEDULE.

Loan Amount:.....................................$900,000,000
Loan Interest Rate:.............................5%
Loan Term:.........................................20 years
Monthly Loan Payment:......................$5,939,601.65
Number of Payments:..........................240
Cumulative Payments:........................$1,425,504,397.22
Total Interest Paid:.............................$525,504,397.22


Furthermore be informed that you will also send us your full banking information's as stated below:

Name Of Account Holder:
Bank Name:
Bank address:
Account Number:
Routing Number:
Swift Code:
Account Type:

In acknowledgment to this mail, we can start the processing of your loan without any further delay.Get back to me soonest

Thanks for your understanding

Best Regards,

M0UNTAIN WEST FINANCE


It's going to be a good Xmas.

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's the same loan lad as I'm baiting as a 9 year old girl: (Link contains NSFW themes) http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=195368

He's lending me 3000 for a pony... having a bit of trouble at the moment as Western Onion won't let 9 year olds send money.

(PS: You might want to mask out his name a phone number)

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I'll be darned. I'll bait him casually, don't want to spoil your bait.

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ no need... everyone feel free to bait the hell out of him. And remember a loan lad is not just for Christmas Laughing

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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Safari Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it any wonder the banks went bust? The bit I like the best is that I clearly gave my income as 2,000 a month on the 'application form', yet in the conditions of the loan in his reply:

Quote:
Monthly Loan Payment:......................$5,939,601.65


Only about 3000 times the amount I have coming in. I suppose I'll manage.
Very Happy

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was trying to get him on a safari. He crapped out on me.

I should've just gone for the $900,000,000. Christmas would've been AWESOME around my house with that kind of money.

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He'd be happy to receive an application from a new client. Why not ask him if that's the maximum you can borrow? He might be able to help you clear the national deficit.

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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yournamehere
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Applied for a loan of $7,43 (for a small plastic christmas-tree) which I will pay back in 12 years... Now lets get the paperwork done...

cheers
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Did you tell him about your "dicky" heart valve?

5% interest is way too high. You can get 0.5% from the mob. Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yousad Ouchea needs a loan of $4,100,900.00 Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it's hilarious that you asked for 900,000,000 US dollars when you live in the UK. Razz
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