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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:07 pm

I wish to claim a prize for the stupidest lad character name ever

.. No not Mr Bonny Way,
even though that is hilarious .. wait for it ..

Mrs.Tennis Hug

Laughing

What the hell are they thinking .. I'm considering some character names for myself.
Shall I go with
Mr Rugby Kiss .. Miss Lacrosse Cuddle .. or my personal favourite
Mrs Abseiling Shag

Quote:

I wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Part Payment of USD2 .3M (Two Million Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) from CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw all the USD2.3M in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world.

We have mandated Mr.Bonny Way, to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdraw all your USD2.3 Million Dollars in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world.You are therefore advice to contact the Head of ATM CARD Department of Nigeria:

Contact Person: = Mr. Bonny Way
E-mail address: = bonnyway1@( G M A I L).com
Tel: +234 703199= 7622

Tell Mr. Bonny Way that you received a message from the office of the Presidency,instructing him to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdra w your due fund in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, also send him your direct phone number and contact address where you want him to send the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER to you.

We are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.

Best Regards.
Mrs.Tennis Hug
FEDERAL REPUBLICOF NIGERIA

Feel free to bait, mail headers on request.

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2010 Posts: 241 Location: UK

"Goodluck Jonathan" was my favourite silly name until pointed out to me that that was the actual President of Nigeria. What hope do they have with names after that, really?

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:43 pm

Yes, nothing beats a real stupid name .. apologies to the president of Nigeria, but your name 'is' damn stupid.

A while ago a lad sent me a long list of names that I should look out for as they were somehow conspiring to steal my fund. Obviously a list of lad character names they want to avoid being chopped by. Some of them were well known and some were just 'choice'. Here is the list, with added snide comments (can't resist)

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Listed below are the mafias and banks behind the non release of your
funds that I managed to sneak out for your kind perusal.

1) Prof. Charles soludo .. possibly #1 lad name (Governor Central Bank of Nigeria)
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi .. of the washing machine tribe
4) Dr. R. Rasheed
5) Barrister Awele Ugorji
6) Mr. Roland Ngwa
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
8 ) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemon .. I'll bet he's a bit bitter.
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
11) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
12) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
13) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
14) Barr Jacob Onyema
15) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria. .. and woodwind section.
16) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director. .. I'll drink to that.
17) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
18 ) Barr. Becky Owens
19) Rev. Steven Jones
20) Bank of Africa
21) Mrs. Debbie Hargrove
22) Mr. Michael Wagner
23) Barr. Isa Farid
24) Dr. Raymond Faye
25) Ibraheem Fashola
26) Dr. Leslie Fawaz
27) Mercy Fajaroo .. I beg you.
28 ) Walter K. Falana
29) Azeez Fatou .. bless you.
30) Ibrahim Fabumi
31) Daniel Faras
32) Michael Faras
33) Minassa Fernandez
34) Viresh Fernando
35) Deacon Diende Fernandez
36) Ben Felix
37) Dr. Ige Femi
38 ) Chen Hsiu Fei
39) Gloria Festus .. stop picking it then.
40) Lopez Fernando
41) Aloye Fidelis
42) Augusto Fish .. and his brother Phillipov.
43) Dr. Raymond Fingesi ... proctologist.
44) Dr. Martin Fibu ... yes he does tell some porkies.
45) Joseph Finn
46) Ogom Fidelis
47) Jennifer H. Fiedler
48 ) Dr. Jimmy Fowler
49) Robert Fortin
50) Dr. Sharon Forrest
51) Prince Michael Fofano .. sorry shouldn't speak with mouth full.
52) Sarah Fofano
53) Tony Foster
54) Dr. Koman Fofar .. Fofar four - East Fife five (it's a Scottish footie joke)
55) Samuel Fona .. please stop calling.
56) Grace Fona
57) Funmi Folorunso .. bags of fun.
58 ) Mike Franklin
59) Egbo Francois
60) George Freeman
61) Senator Jude Fred
62) Paul Frank
63) Dr. Francis Fregere
64) Walter Freer
65) Olu-Segun Fredrick
66) Justice Philip Francis
67) Raul Franco
68 ) Desmond Fred
69) Madu Frank .. complete nutter.
70) Rita Frank
71) Godwin Frank
72) Dr. J. Frances
73) Frank Francis
74) Derrick Frans
75) Kingsley Fred
76) Dr. Carlos Frederico
77) Dr Ola Funmilowo
78 ) Alan Fumbi
79) Vincent Fuso
80) Dr. John Fugar
81) William Funsho
82) Michael Funsho
83) Shahla Ghasemi
84) Ali-Reza Ghasemi
85) Martins Gambari
86) Jim Gallo
87) Paulo Gato
88 ) Ben Gafhar
89) Byron Gate
90) Arthur Gai
91) Shinder Gangar
92) Lopez Garvin
93) Abdul Gafah
94) Dr. Rufus Gaba
95) Alhaji Garba
96) Dr. Frank Gani
97) Brigadier Williams Gal .. she's so pretty.
98 ) Egonna Duru Gal
99) Lucky Garbi .. not this time.
100)Sadique Gadaffi
101) Federick Ike Ganziri
102) Dr. Dennis Gavey
103) Jose Sanchez Garcia
104) Ahmed Gana
105) Jose A. Garcia
106) Major Archie Gates .. never.
107) Bavolleni Gallilo
108 ) Musa Galadima
109) Shehu Galadima
110) Barr. Imam Galadima
111) Barr. Jerry Galadima
112) Mustapha Gambo .. addicted to the slots.
113) Dr. Isah Gambo
114) Usman Gambo
115) Engr. Isaac Garuba
116) Alhani Azeez Garuba
117) Engr. Sule Garuba
118 ) Idris Garuba
119) Mustapha Garuba
120) ADB Bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
121) FSA UK
122) NATWEST BANK
123) ECO Bank
124) Credit Bank
125) Barr Greg Thompson
126) Mr Bello
127)Jones Williams
128 ) Scott Daniel
129)Thomas Brown
130)Bisi carlson
130)Jeff Peter
131)Michael Dawson

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:29 pm

Well, I definitely can't beat that. So far the silliest I have encountered is "Timothy Loveable." Well, maybe... you are... loveable... I guess... Confused

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2010 Posts: 241 Location: UK

I think Augusto Fish is a pretty cool name. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:27 pm

Nigerian names can be a bit strange to us - I've worked with a "Miracle" and a "Blessing" in the past.

I think that the lad who came up with "Tennis Hug" must have just picked two words at random from a dictionary though Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Among my recent favourites:

Garry Gool
Dickie Gardner
Gift Real

But this one is the best so far

Quote:

HELLO I AM LAM TOOLS SOFTWARE

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:49 pm

Augusto Fish reminds me of Abe Vigoda's character on Barney Miller -- Sgt. Phil Fish -- maybe someone could make a character of Fill Fish.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

I got a few goodies too

Patience Johnson - really Patient girl I guess
Success Avor - success is a fail! Laughing

Sokna Baby -huh?
Blessing Beko - one of my fav names
Ramada Sheriff - what is this, a muslim cop?
Prisca Blah - blah!
Bright Kwame - not very bright, this one

These are just a few i have in my 'old' mail from the past few weeks - lol

insults and more · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:42 pm

The hands-down funniest name I've seen a lad use was in a refugee bait. Her Reverend's name was

Judiciousness Johnson.

Oh god, it still gets to me. I am giggling like an idiot as I type this.

I considered dollachopping him with a character name Deliciousness Johnson, claiming to be the Reverend's brother.

Judiciousness. Holy hell.

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:19 pm

My weird names list would include...

Innocent Christ
Cluatom Sherimgham
Johnson Shirt
Brain James
Great U. Greene
Joyce Dike
Blessing Paul

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:20 pm

Stop .. you made me wee myself.

Judiciousness Johnson .. well my 'johnson' is hardly judicious.
Innocent Christ .. oh Christ!
LAM TOOLS SOFTWARE .. must have a virus

as for names made up from random words, try this site.

http://www.fourteenminutes.com/fun/words/index.cgi?start=
Here are the names taken from joining the two columns

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Diout Obvieworoundactise
Beddes Const
Flussignincturies Exhat
Hesing Subconests
Grapprover Subs
Reemings Wound
Depopupiccole Amazers
Paning Janues
Ratere Prevers
Verial Lori

all bloody fantastic for my ASEM's.

Damn, I'm addicted now .. heres a few great ones that came up

Quote:

Senator Ded Fruit
Bar. Ching Cochaffloppers
Pastor Finger Germ
Rev Palping Butter
Major Goth Winks

As you can see you just need to add a flashy job title in front and *jing* instant laddish ..
Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

I must have had thousands of emails from Prof. Charles Soludo and I never knew he was trying to scam me! You just can't trust anyone these days! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:39 pm

Yes as Nigerian economics professor and the immediate past Governor and Chairman of the Board of Directors of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) he is a very popular choice for lads, and also so bleedin' obvious, which is handy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Chukwuma_Soludo

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2010 Posts: 241 Location: UK

wowwow wrote:

Quote:

Major Goth Winks

Hang around the shops on a Friday night wearing black make up and you get major goth winks.

Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:03 pm

My funniest names so far include:

F@tumata B@rr
Spiff Dakuboh
David Bowie

Pretty much every other one that comes through my catcher account is borderline rediculous- on one weekend I actually had no less than 12 princes trying to urgently find someone to aid them!

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Nov 2010 Posts: 241 Location: UK

gaygirl wrote:

Spiff Dakuboh

Oh, do you mean HRM Spiff Dakubah, the leader of the Ogoni Kingdom? (Or just some other Spiff Dakubah.)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

I got an email today from: Confidence Smith

I wonder, how funny would it be if we found a nigerian dictionary and picked two random words for our name - but kept them in Nigerian

For all we know, our nigerian names could translate to Goat Trashcan - or something to that accord.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:00 pm

Well, there are Western names which are a bit stilted, too, if you think about them:
René = reborn, Patricia = noblewoman, Regina = queen, Dawn, Norman, Hope ...

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:18 pm

My new Nigerian friend is

Quote:

Felix Dodo

Thought they were extinct Confused

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:35 pm

I have one called...

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camera alpha

Nuff said.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:13 pm

I stopped counting after THIS one of Roy's. Very Happy

P.S. No necroing please. Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:01 pm

How could I have forgotten...

Commy way/Iteogou Comfor – yes, forward slash and all
Edoho Udobongaccountant
Spitt Wise
Salami Young

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:24 pm

Quote:

Hang around the shops on a Friday night wearing black make up and you get major goth winks

Haha, indeed.

Salami Young .. for real, sounds like a gay porn star.

windypops .. I must say "Brown Essence" is probably better than my lads name, and I was so sure of the prize, if there ever was one.

There must be a lad world out there that we are just finding out about, where everyone has crazy names and nobody has any scruples.
Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:53 pm

I had a mail from a "Rooney Beckham" quite a while back - for those not interested in (proper) football Rooney and Beckham are famous English footballers.

I didn't reply as I had a suspicion it may have been a baiter landing in my inbox by accident, however on second thoughts it could have been a nice bit of de-education!