Stupidest name ever?

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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:57 pm

I pity the Fool:

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Mr. Tee

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:24 am

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I am Miss Blanca Warlord Ibrahim Coulibal 24 years old female from the Republic of IvoryCoast,West Africa ,am the Daughter of Late Chief Sgt.Warlord Ibrahim Coulibal (a.k.a General IB ).

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:34 am

Sheer class...

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Mr. Sun Dick

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Johnnie Beard [email protected]

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if you they do the same work i dey do and you they insult ur fellow hustler like this, mhen you will be left aside because you acting like a snitch...

grow up man.

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:50 am

Olympic sized surplus time

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Barrister Augustine Dinga - Ringer dinga?
MR JOHNESS PETER - Oh your Joh-ness is blinding me.
Rev Pastor LAWRENCE RAYMOND LARSON - Wanted in 6 states for grand larceny.
Mr.Alex Offor - I'll make you an Offor you can't refuse.
Mr. Did Morg - did what?
D.J Mario - That guy can do everything, karting, jumping on turtles n shit .. now D.J'ing

And award for 'changing your script without reading all of it first' of the week goes to 'Dr.John Bernard'

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Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness You showed during the course of the transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of US$2.500,000, I have left a certified international bank draft for you worth of US$2.500,000 cashable anywhere in the world. eight hundred thousand dollars only.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:18 am

Barrister Short Emile

Barrister Alex Goodlick

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I've had a few good ones:

Cherry Wood - hard to chew, but tastes great!
Farouk Walid
Gary Dens
Serge Fumey

One of them tried to pass themselves off as:

Muhammad Ali

Not just that they had the same name as him, but they tried to make me think they actually were that guy.

Someone tried to pass off as:

Peter Prince Moses

im not sure if they were meant to be royalty or if they thought Prince was a name.

But my favourite is:

Wooded Ashole

One more "S" in his last name and it sounds like his nickname from when he dropped the soap in prison.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:23 pm

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BUFFET GREEN

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:30 pm

^^^ The only green thing I want in a buffet is lettuce... Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:56 pm

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Victoria Coke

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:36 pm

There's a Paulson Johnson in surplus.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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Wooded Ashole

One more "S" in his last name and it sounds like his nickname from when he dropped the soap in prison.

Okay, that made me literally LOL!

Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:58 pm

I do believe the late great Sidney James would have embraced this role:

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John Saucier

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:00 pm

vonpaso xlura wrote:

There's a Paulson Johnson in surplus.

I've told you before .. keep outta my yard!! Wink

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Lortkiphanidze Nugzar - Lord of the Nazgul.
Mr. Hinton Rawlins - Give us a hint?
HON,BARR, FULIM ABDUL HANEEFA. (ESQ). - Can you fool him?
Mrs.Madina Ibrahim - Madina singapore actually.
Miss Mariana Asrul - She must have a great arse if it 'rules'.
Dr. Wisdom Jemo

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:26 pm

Barr.Senator McCarthy Thumbs up

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I quite acknowledge the receipt of your mail.My client Mrs Eunice Evra has informed me about her decision to transfer the ownership right of her deposited fund to you as the new beneficiary for purpose of establishing a charitable organization and other related things.She gave me this information early this morning and she instructed me to handover all the legal documents to you as soon as possible which will enable you to contact the security company officially for the immediate release of this consignment to you as the new beneficiary.Before we can go ahead with this project,I will like to inform you about the lay down procedures and some requirement that is attached to this project.I have all the legal documents on my possession which was given to me by my clients late husband Paul Evra.The deposited consignment has stay a longer period with the security company which makes it to attract a much demur rage after my sick client Mrs Eunice Evra stopped servicing the debt because of her deteriorating illness that has kept her under the influence of medication and constant stay in the hospital for a long period of time.My Client cannot handle anything serious now because of her health and the doctors has given her some information about her health which was the main reason she is trying to make a donation of this fund to the charities.

I must ask you to prove your trust and honest before I can handover the documents and the information to you,Kindly re-assure me of your honest and trust to handle this project according to my clients wishes and to a successful conclusion.

Finally.. This project is going to cost us some money to secure the release of the consignment from the security company and the shipment to your address.. I would want to know if you are capable of handling the expenditure that might occur during the process of this project after which you shall take 20% of the total fund before starting up the charity to cover of your expenditure.

I shall give you all the required documents and details as soon as I hear from you.please i will like to get this information from you.

1} Your full name

2) Your direct Cell phone and fax numbers.

3) Your company name and address.

4) Your Business/occupation

5] The Name of your Country of origin.

Faithfully yours

Barrister Senator McCarthy

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:33 am

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The deposited consignment has stay a longer period with the security company which makes it to attract a much demur rage

The best kind Laughing

My pick for today:

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Inspector Long John

of "interpole".

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:10 pm

Seems like he should be trustworthy:

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john innocent

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:28 am

There's some truth in these names:

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David dim deng

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my name is MR. willmas alias

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:11 pm

We have the same surname? Oh I'm sooo confused:

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Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Eng. Johannes MERGEFIELD SURNAME Wolfram , since you both share the same last name so that the diplomatic consignment will be released to you.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:38 pm

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Sherdrack Bent

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:50 pm

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Dr. Robin Hood

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:00 am

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Steve Veronica

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:09 am

^Beat me to it!!! That will be fun to bait mind you...

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:36 am

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Mr. Philippe Henri Dacoury Table

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:54 pm

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Brother Bonnie Cole

^^^ Sounds like a bit of gender mix up.

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miss favour stanley