Stupidest name ever?

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:39 pm

H.R.M Spiff Dakuboh Cool

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:23 pm

Oh, I found him in my spambox, along with Peter McWealth and Gift Anny.

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:53 pm

eljeffe wrote:

TheDarkSpecter wrote:

Just got a beauty in my inbox:

MR HERO GUITAR Shocked

He's got $40 mil for me... and I haven't got the slightest clue how to respond to this guy without laughing myself stupid.

Do the lads even slightly research their names anymore?????????? I could have sworn I've seen a bait here with that name before. I wonder if the lads are just recycling names from this board.

Seriously?! WOW! Shocked

Just one question, does he have a PS3 or a X-box Smile

, probably neither.

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:24 pm

Mrs Titi Young from the Nigerian Investigation Department Anti-Fraud Unit emailed me today advising me to be careful of the hudlooms Laughing

And earlier this year, Mrs Marry Susan emailed asking me to contact Barrister Billmy Harmonny Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:29 pm

I've also been contacted by Mr. Farry Larry

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Ooh, I got a good one: Mr. Pope Innocent, who sent the following and nothing more:

Quote:

Mr. Lonato Paul told us that you are dead,is it truth or not?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

I just received an email from Miss Happiness Baby - I'm in love! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:46 pm

I've just had one from Joy Windy - maybe she had too many sprouts for christmas dinner Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:43 pm

My first ladette was A lovely young, Miss Success Williams. I often wonder if she was ever successful at getting out of that horrid refugee camp in Senegal. Poor dear.

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:55 pm

Probably about as successful as she was at getting into it in the first place.

Taken directly from the CIA factbook on Senegal:

Linky: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/sg.html

"refugees (country of origin): 19,630 (Mauritania)
IDPs: 22,400 (approximately 65% of the IDP population returned in 2005, but new displacement is occurring due to clashes between government troops and separatists in Casamance region) (2007)"

So all the refugees from the Ivory Coast, Rwanda, Kenya, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and God knows where else are a scam. Every single one of them. Yes, it truly is that simple.
(The scammers may have been inspired by the fact that there is a UNHCR regional office in Dakar).
I wonder why we haven't seen any scammers claiming to be Mauritanian refugees, or IDP's from the Casamance?

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 229

Currently Mr. Ban Ki-Moon is trying to scam me Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:47 pm

According to the ID in this thread here (http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=187781) the UN Secretary-General is not Ban Ki-Moon, but "William Lacy Swing".

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:29 pm

We can add 1 from Monrovia. Oh what those terrible rebels did to her poor parents.

Shocking!

Ezio wrote:

Probably about as successful as she was at getting into it in the first place.

Taken directly from the CIA factbook on Senegal:

Linky: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/sg.html

"refugees (country of origin): 19,630 (Mauritania)
IDPs: 22,400 (approximately 65% of the IDP population returned in 2005, but new displacement is occurring due to clashes between government troops and separatists in Casamance region) (2007)"

So all the refugees from the Ivory Coast, Rwanda, Kenya, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and God knows where else are a scam. Every single one of them. Yes, it truly is that simple.
(The scammers may have been inspired by the fact that there is a UNHCR regional office in Dakar).
I wonder why we haven't seen any scammers claiming to be Mauritanian refugees, or IDP's from the Casamance?

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:47 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce
Fatth Abdul

who wrote:

My Name is Fatth Abdul,I have a wife and 3 young kids (ages,5 ,10 and 15). We live in cardiff in London and we are searching housekeeperand Female Caregiver. I used to live in Fiji (I am Australian) and really love the Fijian culture.

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:54 pm

Today, like the proverbial bad penny, up popped "Mr Brown Johnson". Shocked

Not to be confused with "Mr Blown Johnson" of Africa Development bank, who mailed me last week, and may well be related.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

Today, like the proverbial bad penny, up popped "Mr Brown Johnson". Shocked

Not to be confused with "Mr Blown Johnson" of Africa Development bank, who mailed me last week, and may well be related.

Well $hit, I should make my baiter name White Peter then, based on THAT naming convention! Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:14 am

Check this out :

Quote:

Hello
My name is miss grace i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address ([email protected]) believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss grace.(Remeber the distance age or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here

([email protected])
Grace Baby

And

Quote:

Nice to meet you,
How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss happiness, i know that you may be surprise i get your email, i got your email today when i was browsing looking for honest partner,then i feel to drop this few line to you , and i will like you to contact me through my email address([email protected]) so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we may become partner.

Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.
i am waiting to hear from you soon.
kiss regards
Miss Happiness Goodluck

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:50 am

That's a good name, fills me with the Christmas spirit like half a bottle of vodka..

I was wondering what the antithesis of this thread would be, as in what is the stupidest name you are using and getting away with.

My current one is
Ms Abseiling Shag a German spin-stress with a selection of dodgy cats who get ill at a moments notice, and gives me lots of excuses as to why I didn't do things.
I just hope I don't make the lads hate cats too much, although more than likely that's what they are eating for dinner most nights.
Twisted Evil

insults and more · Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:01 pm

^^^^ Completely OT

I've been to Senegal. For some reason every single cat I saw was near identical. They all looked like those regal Egyptian cat statues. Cats did seem to be treated as pets.

The dogs were similarly almost clones. All of them were brown, fur like goat hair, and of similar build and size. And all of them were starving and ill-cared for because they don't really view dogs as pets. At the most, a dog is a stray animal which you happen to throw scraps to every now and then. While I was there I did not see a single dog one could call a real pet.

This seems to be very common in Islamic countries. I therefore suggest that if you wanted to annoy your lad, give him an Igbo/Wolof/etc canine petname.

ETA: This is what almost every single Senegalese cat looks like: http://image55.webshots.com/55/3/62/74/2347362740084951957lzJFQo_fs.jpg

This is what every single Senegalese dog looks like: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/2865702825_26543fb95e.jpg

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:22 pm

^^ OT too.
In Turkey cats were v scabby and thin, In Asia (Vietnam), cats, not too many around at all.
Does anyone else have some world cat facts? Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Wow - Just received an email from Happiness Goodluck

Seriously, do they just grab the dictionary and pick two words that they know mean good things in english?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:10 pm

Goodluck seems to be a Nigerian/African name, although in my limited experience I have only seen it as a "first" name, i.e. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, who is a Nigerian politician and President of Nigeria.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:30 pm

There are a lot of African names of religious derivation that make me think of overzealous missionaries.
Think of King Goodwill Zwelithini, Goodluck Jonathan, Thankgod Amaefule who I mentioned earlier. I am also baiting a Miss Godline Faith Ogwo.
Some people are not that discriminating about names. I remember an African football player named Lovers Molala.

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:24 pm

New one

Quote:

CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: MRS. PATIENCE JOHNSON
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO
INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE,

sir,

I am writing with my personal respect with regards to your reposed personality / firm as a reliable, Trustworthy and God fearing. I got your contact through the help a friend who works at the Chamber of Commerce in Ouagadougou the Capital of Burkina Faso.

In deed I am the wife of Late MR. EDWARD JOHNSON from Sierra Leone . I and my two children are presently staying in Burkina Faso as Refugees, my husband was one of the Ministers of Johnny Paul Koromah' s regime in Sierra Leone . During the intervention of the ECOMOG Soldiers to Restore the presidency of Alhaji Tejan KABBAH from Johnny Koromah, my husband was among the 23 executed Ministers. As our breadwinner is dead (my husband) And our stay in Sierra Leone is no more safe, I and my Two children decided to move to Burkina Faso a Neighboring African Country for safety. Due to our Status in Burkina Faso as refugees I was forced to Lodge our family funds ( US$ 13.4 Million) in a finance house.

Since then we have been receiving help from our Mission , because we are staying in one of the Visitor's villa in the church premises and attends Fellowship and worship fully. I hope you will be Touched to understand my request. We have agreed to invest our money in a viable business venture overseas country through your assistance and directives. You will provide or look for a lucrative business venture where this money can be invested on. Before proceeding further, we will get to be more familiar and also go into an understanding working agreement because our family's Future now depends on this money. The boxes containing the money and treasures were all deposited and registered as family treasures. This was done for Security reasons we would like to know what you will take as your percentage for assisting us. We sincerely wish to introduce and make you our Business Partner and overseer of our proposed Investment in your Country. We are prepared to send all the documents regarding to this deposit as soon as you show your concerned interest through an email response including the following

Your full names and Office or residential address
Private telephone and fax numbers.
Your private email address.

Best regards,

MRS. PATIENCE JOHNSON.

[email protected]

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:30 pm

I think a lot of these African names that are named after greetings/days/emotions/feelings are reletively common. I'm a footy (soccer) fan and and a good few of the West African players have names like that, I wouldn't say a majority, but certainly enough for me to have noticed it down the years.