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leonsumbitches
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Can you imagine what their tragedies and dramas would be like?

Prince Salami: et tu, Judiciousness?

Brown Essence: Oh no ooo Judiciousness has called Prince Salami oooo Woe, woe ooo

Tennis Hug: Look! Over there! Another conspirator! KILL HIM OOOO

It would be very hard to keep a straight face during a Laddish Shakespeare in the Park.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess or is he a king?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prisca Blah

His format is the same old blah blah blah

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The best I have is Sky Word, a Nigerian who always insisted on communicating in code through the subject line. Every time he replied it was SKY13 which according to his translation guide was "I'm listening" Laughing

I have a current bait, his name is Mr Wizard. No first name! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just had an email today from the fantastically named "Presure Yak".

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Koko.Dk wrote:
Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess or is he a king?


Is seems common practice for the daughter to take the first name of the father as a middle name in the scripts I've seen. Whether that's their practice or what they think is ours I'm not sure.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ I have tried to convince a few lads that in the US each citizen is given, besides a social security number, an MD5 hash as a middle name. I don't know if it worked. I would love to see a lad claiming he is John 6117323d2cabbc17d44c2b44587f682c Smith.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Smith, your name has failed it's checksum on my system. Do you have any ID?

Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just received an email from "Joy Love" today - and somebody with the last name Yoda! (He's got the force!)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

leonsumbitches wrote:
I would love to see a lad claiming he is John 6117323d2cabbc17d44c2b44587f682c Smith.


It's not that far fetched. Ever heard of numerology? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TheDane wrote:
I have one called...

Quote:
camera alpha


Nuff said.


Well... plausible: singer named Alpha Yaya Diallo, and there were several African footballers named Camera (or variants: Camara, Kamara). Still: pretty lolworthy!

They really do have some strange names over there... another Nigerian footballer's name: Blessing Kaku.

So perhaps to them these seem perfectly sensible names...

But I do wonder about their penchant for using first names as last names... In my first bait, my lad referred to himself as Benjamin Jeff... and sometimes as Jeff Benjamin.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got a beauty in my inbox:

MR HERO GUITAR Shocked

He's got $40 mil for me... and I haven't got the slightest clue how to respond to this guy without laughing myself stupid.

Do the lads even slightly research their names anymore?????????? I could have sworn I've seen a bait here with that name before. I wonder if the lads are just recycling names from this board.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Is she a princess or is he a king?

I believe the proper question is "Is he a princess or is she a king?" Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In my catcher today:

Quote:
I am MAC DAVIS, the only son of late Davis Paul, from Sierra Leone in west africa.


I don't think he's got this whole naming convention thing quite worked out.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ unless Mac and his dad are Icelanders!

But it does suggest to me they use patronymics in western Africa? May be a useful tidbit for the future...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheDarkSpecter wrote:
Just got a beauty in my inbox:

MR HERO GUITAR Shocked

He's got $40 mil for me... and I haven't got the slightest clue how to respond to this guy without laughing myself stupid.

Do the lads even slightly research their names anymore?????????? I could have sworn I've seen a bait here with that name before. I wonder if the lads are just recycling names from this board.


Seriously?! WOW! Shocked Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just NOW RECEIVED an email from Miss Gift Anthony - Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

eljeffe wrote:
I just NOW RECEIVED an email from Miss Gift Anthony - Rolling Eyes


So did I. Laughing I was thinking, "So you're a... 'gift'... so your parents named you Gift... Anthony... even though you're not a guy... or a packaged present..."

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The following are all names of real people:

Thankgod Amaefule
Rob Moore
Forrest Plant
Nixon Carcelén (slightly flipped from "Nixon in jail" in Spanish)
Saint Fort Petit-homme
and his son Baby Petit-homme
The last two were Haitian, and the son later converted to Orthodoxy. He was baptized with the name of his bishop and became... Athenagoras Baby Petit-homme.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got an email from yet another cancerous rich widow, unfortunately named Mrs. Bimbo Patrice.

Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of you guys mentioned 'Gift'. I've been baiting one '' for over 1 1/2 years now Very Happy He's a guy though.....barely.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got an email from Dirtee Sanchez today.

I checked the IP address and s/he's in Lagos.

I'm hoping they'll be my first.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it when a funny names thread appears....it always reminds me of my old chum Spooky lavender.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just today; .

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In real life I have worked with a man named Frank Finger, and I went to university with a Sunny Hart.

Seriously, the lads don't figure out what can be a first name and what can be a last name. They also routinely mix up a father's first name as a child's last name (like Beatrice Fred, daughter of Fred Morris) and mix up the order of listing names (like signing as Smith Michael).

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