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 Send your lads kayaking? Anyone?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A terrible tragedy...

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/850060-kayak-trek-leader-taken-by-crocodile-in-congo

...could lead to our brave lads kayaking the congo?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll never understand what would posses someone to go kayaking in the same water with "three-tonne hippos that will bite you in half".

Perhaps we have a lad try to get a photo with one of these beasts?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

'Tis very sad indeed. Crying or Very sad I remember reading that a little while ago on Aftonbladet.

Anyway, as for the lads, sure why not? Make them take pictures of their trip and see what happens. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have actually been in the (close) vicinity with these beasts including going on a boat in a shallow lag to look at them. When i saw them they where quite placid. Then again i didn't go around poking them either.

If i remember right hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa killing a lot of people every year.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OH dear! That picture made me....well, it made me burst out laughing actually. Who knew a lad could run that fast?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well Bluth and I did get lads to play with some crocs. Maybe in the new year, Madge has a sudden interest in hippos? Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ScammedOut

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Who knew a lad could run that fast?


Sorry, I should have clarified, he isn't a lad. He is a gamekeeper in Uganda. He was able to get away unharmed, luckily. Very Happy The pic is from

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208479/Shocked-gamekeeper-runs-life-ton-hippo.html

It is still a funny pic though. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Mike wrote:
If i remember right hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa killing a lot of people every year.
Correct.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sorry, I should have clarified, he isn't a lad.


What a shame. In a world with any justice, lads would routinely be run down and bitten in half by hippos and crocs.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you confirmed your lads are actually unable to swim? If so, then yes.. send them kayaking. If no, send them kayaking where lots of hungry predators are present.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about starting up a tourist company (an adjunct to Simba) that offers kyaking and white water rafting of this river? You need experienced kyakers and rafters to lead the activities. You already operate a similar and very sucessful operation on the zambezi river.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hippos kill more people each year than lions, tigers, crocodiles, and snakes. Oh my.

Steve Irwin said that the only animal that he absolutely feared was the hippo. They are fiercely territorial and absolutely evil. They can swallow a four-year-old whole. They also mark their territory by means of explosive diarrhea.

I suspect that even a lad willing to dry-hump a croc will drop anyone who tries getting him near a hippo.

But if you can manage it, I will personally send you a sixteen hour dvd compilation of the Badger Dance.

Edit: This says hippos can run at 18mph. The average human can run about 10mph. The math is not good for anyone being chased by a shit-spewing gape-jawed be-tutu'd monster.

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