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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:13 pm

Hitlad is awake Very Happy

This from me last night

Please leave my family out of this - it's me that Rudolph wants dead, not them, okay. I went to the Bank and there was $279 in my account so with the $40, that makes $319. I haven't been able to borrow any money from my friend yet - she fell over in rehearsals and broke her leg, her fetlock I think it is that's broken, I went to the hospital where she was waiting to have her leg put in plaster but they had given her some medication and she was very sleepy and it didn't seem like a good time to ask to borrow money from her. The doctor said that she should be more awake tomorrow, I hope the doc is right as I will ask her then. My brother was happy to lend me $100 and one of my sisters has given me another $150 though the dopey mare made me feel ill when she sneezed over her purse as she was getting the money out - she said that she had been sneezy all day and run out of tissues - errrkk! My other sister, I haven't been able to speak to her yet - I'm a bit bashful about telling you this, but she scares me - if you knew her, you'd know why. So, so far I have $569 - not quite the $2000, but you have given me 24 hours to get the money. Please don't kill me, I will get the $2000.

Resulted in this about an hour ago

Quote:

Ok we have heard you, we are giving a grace of another 24hours to go and get the money
GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANTS YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN-CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

FROM mafia group

^ shame, I was looking forward to begging for more time ... Rolling Eyes

Time to start mentioning the 12 days of Christmas gifts ...

Thank you so much for giving me another 24 hours to get the rest of the money - I will forever owe you my life, in gratitude of you not killing me. I have managed to get some more money since I last emailed you. I have some ornaments, fine porcelain ornaments of birds - french hens, geese, swans, colly birds, turtle doves and even one of a partridge in a pear tree - my neighbour has often commented on how nice they are, she has long coveted my collection of bird ornaments - the turtle doves especially. I asked her if she would like to buy the turtle doves from me, she agreed to do so though I think she may have been a little miffed that I didn't give them to her as a gift - she muttered something about true love, which of course I pretended not to hear, but anyway, I sold them to her for $240 - she has got them for a song; they are worth at least twice as much but $240 was all that she would pay for them.

I plucked up courage and spoke to my eldest sister - the one who scares me. She was not very amenable to lending me any money - she has a trip to England in the New Year; she has been invited to dine with some Lords and Ladies at the January Sales Dinner held annually - it's a charity that she is a patron saint of, and told me that she wants to buy something in ermine to wear to the Dinner. Ermine costs a small fortune - just an Ermine handkerchief is in the $500 plus range. She agreed eventually and somewhat begrudgingly, to lend me $70 which is good news as it now means that I have a total of $879.

Hope hitlad doesn't twig, I'm enjoying this Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:32 pm

The latest from our hitlad:

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We have received the money now go and look for how to get the balance and get back to us ok

???

All I sent was a fake moneygram receipt for $300 Canadian to him but directed to London Ontario, Canada. Is this complete laziness or pure stupidity? I wanted to play around with him, have him say I sent it to the wrong London, which I would reply "what other London are you talking about??"

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

This one's fun - I sent him some nigerian curses, and an image of a curse

and got this lovely response

IYA U NO NO WORK U WON USE BRAIN LEARN THANK GOD U KNOW GET THE JAC WERE BASTARD, COMMON GO AND GET BUSY IDIOT

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:37 pm

I'll try to run a high school girl bait on this lad. Thanks for providing Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2010 Posts: 7

eljeffe wrote:

IYA U NO NO WORK U WON USE BRAIN LEARN THANK GOD U KNOW GET THE JAC WERE BASTARD, COMMON GO AND GET BUSY IDIOT

uhh... would someone be so kind as to translate this to a human readable form, please? i only understand some bits and pieces, but the general idea escapes me Laughing

Quote:

We have received the money now go and look for how to get the balance and get back to us ok

... perhaps it's a way of saying he doesnt want to play any more? either he is too sly, or too stupid.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:03 am

The one he sent to eljeffe is intended to be lad to lad--in other words, because of the Nigerian curses, eljeffe sent, he thinks he is a fellow scammer.

Quote:

look for how to get the balance and get back to us ok

Based on this, he's still looking for money. As to why he claimed he got it...
If he was using a mule, he may think the money was sent and the mule chopped his dollar--and he doesn't want to admit he doesn't have control, for fear the victim won't pay if he/she realizes that.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:42 am

Room for one more...?

I've never played around with a hitlad, so this will be interesting for me.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:26 am

^ the more the merrier, have fun baiting him, Nowhere Man Wink

Hitlad sent this yesterday afternoon

Quote:

XXXXXX, now go and send all you have gotten through western union money transfer with this information below

Receiver's name : Elvis Ken
Location:London

Text question:Who
Answer:XXXXXX

forward the payment slip and the MTCN to us immediately
Like we said we understand why we are asking you to send to Londom ok

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANTS YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN-CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

FROM mafia group

^ answer now personalised to my baiting character's name, hence the XXXXXX

- way too soon to go to WU, so last night I sent this

I have only just returned home from visiting my friend, Donner, - the one who broke her leg rehearsing for the pantomime so I can't go to western union now because it is too late, they will be closed. Closed is what I wish the local pub had been; Donner wanted to drown her sorrows - she is gutted at not being able to take part in the pantomime so insisted that we went to the Pipers and Drummers for a drink on the way back from the hospital. A group of musicians - Maids and Gold Rings - were playing a festive live gig and my god, Crusty Mince Pies played on the accordion with castinet and comb kazoo accompaniment is a song that I would rather cut my ears off, than have to sit and listen to again.

- wonder if Mafia Group will leave a snowman's head on my pillow ... Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:52 am

This dumbass just contacted me, my first hitlad, oh goodie!!!!!!!!

This one is a little dumber than most I think (although it's hard to conceive someone being dumber than most lads). First, it took 2 email returns from me before the moron even remembered to include how much money he wants.

Then when he finally gives me the amount, he only listed the city "London" (same as posted above).

I can think of 3 London's off the top of my head. This guy is gonna be fun Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:11 pm

hitlads generally do seemm to be considered dumber than most Smile

, never really had the pleasure myself of destroying one Razz

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:51 pm

I got this back from lad:

Quote:

YOU GET NO WHERE TO HIDE FROM THE MAFIA GROUP EXCEPT YOU COMPLY, THE POLICE CAN NOT SAVE YOU OUT OF THIS OK
FROM THE MAFIA GROUP

Plus to show he's onto me, he googled caitlyn and found her photo from her website... That I'd stolen from a PORN site! What do you think guys, should Caitlyn be scared yet? Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:51 pm

If he's mafia, say something to him in Italian Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:15 pm

^

Hitlad seems a bit stressed out:-

this from me

Good news - my friend, Donner, is willing to lend me $500 so that will make $1379 of your $2000 that I will soon have - Donner has to draw the money out of her Bank, but she has promised to go there on Monday. Please don't kill me, I will be able to get the rest of your money soon. Why did you want me to send the money to London? I will send it to wherever you want, but I'm just curious about why you want it sent there.

hitlad replied

Quote:

ATTENTION:XXXXXX
GO AND SEND THE ONE YOU HAVE AT HAND NOW STOP QUESTIONING US ON ELSE YOU WILL REGRET IT NOW!!

shouting is so rude ...

There is no need to shout at me - shouting is so rude! And what do you mean by stop questioning you? I have asked one question - that hardly counts as questioning, does it? What are you talking about - send the one you have at hand - what does that mean? You may be about to kill me, but don't threaten me! Why won't you tell me why you want your money sent to London?

- that should stress him out a bit more Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:41 pm

Caitlyn sends this back:

Quote:

Look,. Amanda was arrested after breaking the Apprehended Violence Order. She broke into Janice's house and beat her up and now my girlfriend is in Hospital and Amanda is at Collingwood Police station.

So stop pretending to be a hitman and get a real job whoever you are.

Nice to see you visited the website

Caitlyn

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:43 pm

Looks I am late to the party but you really have him stressed Laughing

After I the opening script my response.

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That a dum question. Of course I want to live. Who wants to kill me?

Hit lad:

Quote:

DON'T THINK YOU ARE WITH YOUR BRIAN SO WE SHOULD TELL YOU WHO WANTS YOU DEAD, DON'T WORRY WHEN WE GET YOU DOWN WE WILL TELL YOU FUCKING AS-HOLE

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:56 pm

He obviously likes you Woody Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Dorothy wrote:

The one he sent to eljeffe is intended to be lad to lad--in other words, because of the Nigerian curses, eljeffe sent, he thinks he is a fellow scammer.

Quote:

look for how to get the balance and get back to us ok

Based on this, he's still looking for money. As to why he claimed he got it...
If he was using a mule, he may think the money was sent and the mule chopped his dollar--and he doesn't want to admit he doesn't have control, for fear the victim won't pay if he/she realizes that.

Ah - thanks, that makes sense - and here I was trying to insult him - LOL

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:09 pm

I asked if he was going to come and pick up the money.

Lad:

Quote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE YOU GET ALL THE SECURITY AGENT READY, LET US KNOW IF THE MONEY IS READY AND WE WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE ARE HIGHER KILLERS, WE HAVE INTO THIS FOR MORE 25YEARS ,WE ARE ALL OVER THE WOULD OK, SO DON'T EVEN THINK OF WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO THEY WILL NOT HELP YOU OUT OF THIS OK
THE MAFIA GROUP

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 9

What happened to Elvis Ken?

Quote:

Receiver's name:Huge Knight
Location:London
Text question:who
Answer:me

We'll see how he likes his money getting sent to Suge Knight.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:06 pm

In the meantime, I write from one character to another making sure lad gets a copy:

Quote:

Caitlyn,

Calling the cops on me was a bit much wasn't it? Okay, so I hurt Janice a bit but she deserved it. I still love you Caitlyn and I always will. If it means leaving you to Janice then so be it. But when the relationship goes to shit I'll be here waiting

Oh, and what the hell is this hitman shit you're going on about? (I didn't ask anyone to play hitman). why on air would I do that when I can just bash any f**ker's head in

Mandy

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:21 pm

Hitlad sent me this a little while later

Quote:

XXXXXX

WE GIVE YOU 4HOURS TO SEND IT

^ which I thought seemed remarkably restrained considering how pee-ed off he seemed earlier

Unfortunately, I missed the 4 hour deadline

To send what? If you mean 4hours to send your money, well thank you but I don't have it all yet - I have been out trying to get some more money for you. Good news, I have another $20 - though my soul will surely go to hell now when I do die because I got the $20 by stealing a charity collection tin from the library.

Hope he was planning on spending all our money this weekend Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:00 am

I think he dumped me. I sent more $$, but to no avail!! Sad

I feel sad!! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:17 pm

Not sure what to make of hitlad's reply:-

Quote:

OK WAIT

So ...

I now have $1509 of your $2000, but when you say wait, are you telling me to wait for you to kill me? Please let me know because if you are going to kill me, then I do not want to spend however many precious hours of life that I have left to live, getting the rest of your money for you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

Wrote to him too, with the character I like most (but moved him from germany to the german moon station Twisted Evil

)

And wrote a mail yesterday to him, from the mail address of my beloved M4ri4m Nk0si Twisted Evil

, she will be angry as always.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:15 pm

Bart Fargo wrote:

I think he dumped me. I sent more $$, but to no avail!! Sad

I feel sad!! Crying or Very sad

Don't feel bad - He never even bothered to reply to me Sad