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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 6

Hi, I'm new to this game and I was wondering if I could start this thread so someone can help me get through my first bait successfully. At the present time I've convinced a scammer that I'm a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ramen) and that I might be able to help him financially if he joins my Church; he seems quite keen to join.

I'm hoping for a humiliating photo (to begin with) so should I go the whole hog right away and ask him to poor spaghetti bolognaise over his head, or should I be more subtle and gain his trust and then start demanding outrageous photos?

Thanks for your help.

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:23 pm

I sure hope your characters name is Richard Dawkins. Very Happy

What you should do is to sign up for the cherrie mentor program and grab a mentor who can help you out.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=183735

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 6

Thanks for that, I'll make sure I get a mentor ASAP.

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:00 am

Feel free to ask questions here too. A mentor is a great idea as well.

Edit Where are my manners?? Welcome too!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 6

Things are getting weird already: somebody just sent me an e-mail accompanied by pictures of his "late father". This is what his late father looks (or looked) like:

http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd420/nitoristarlight/WTF.jpg

WTF?! Shocked

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:17 am

Tell you find yourself getting attracted to his late father and asks if he'll put out (regardless of whatever sex your character happens to be). Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

are they before and after photos? Congrats to the surgeon! Laughing

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

internationalchrysis wrote:

Tell you find yourself getting attracted to his late father and asks if he'll put out (regardless of whatever sex your character happens to be). Wink

Go for the de-education imo, compliment him for his professionalism.

Also, as a founding member of the Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn I would like to have a word with you Mad

Quote:

I'm hoping for a humiliating photo (to begin with) so should I go the whole hog right away and ask him to poor spaghetti bolognaise over his head, or should I be more subtle and gain his trust and then start demanding outrageous photos?

A. they have spaghetti over there Confused

B. that could take a while, have you tried getting easy trophies first? Its not incredibly easy. I suggest you get him to fill up forms and then pose for an "inner circle" induction photo (that has additional monetary strings)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 6

I've gone for the simpler trophy picture at first: "[please send] a photograph of yourself with one of our Holy Posters (which is attached to this e-mail) sellotaped to your bare chest so we can be sure it is truly your glorious form we are seeing. Please wave your arms in the air and smile with ecstatic joy so we can see how delighted you are to be joining our holy order" and of course I've made him promise he'll say the FSM prayer before night night beddy byes every day of the week

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:56 am

Great work!
I really got to try for a trophy, it seems so much fun Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:51 pm

Anytime I read about a bait involving someone's "late" relative, I am reminded of this thread:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89681&highlight=cue+chimp

Scroll down and look at the chimp photo. It is priceless - especially since it has been sent to countless mugus.

Bruin