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 Ma1 Ars0l3 takes on the FBI

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evil_sheep
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The perfect waste of a few days.

I'm a fan of straight baiting. I enjoy it, as I seem to have the attention span of a gnat, and end up having something in my real life, that makes me not reply to a long term scammer for a while, and then they lose interest.
As such, I go for fast and often baiting, rather than the long haul ones, often swapping up to 40 emails each in 24 hours. I feel that by them spending so much time on me in the day, that it will waste their day in the iCafe, and other baiters will waste their time in the long run. Each to their own.

The following chap was given to me by Sunshine, and a remarkably fun time I had too!

No trophies Sad
No forms, almost did, but the lad was just too lazy. Sad
LOTS of fun however! Smile

My replies are the ones with perfect spelling, punctuation and grammar. His are the ones with the in-coherant rantings of a madman.

...and so it begins with the following, which always makes a fantastic start to email correspondance:

Quote:
Sent: 29 October 2010 19:51
Subject: you are wanted

ATTENTION
YOU ARE HERE BY CHARGED FOR SEXUAL IMMORALITIES AND FRAUDULENT ACTS
BECAUSE A REVEALED INVESTIGATION IS WITH US. SO REPLY TO KNOW HOW TO
PAY YOUR CHARGES OR YOU GO TO JAIL.

F.B.I WARNS


Quote:

date 31 October 2010 12:20

Hi there.

May I ask exactly what I am guilty of?
I have done many illegal things in my life, so which is it?


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 12:31

YOU ARE FINED FOR ILLEGAL WAYS OF ACTING PORN MOVIES AND ALSO USING
DANGEROUS ANIMALS.
YOUR FINE FROM THE ANTI FRAUD AND CRIMES DEPARTMENT IS 500 DOLLARS.
GET BACK FOR PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS.
F.B.I WARNS


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 12:33

Which one?
Can you be more specific please?

I've done hundreds of videos, with many animals.

The only thing I'm worried about is my boss finding out. I need my job.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 12:51

YOU REMEMBER THE ONE IN TENNESSE? THAT CAUSED A LIFE. LOOK IF YOU DONT
WANT TO LOOSE YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PAY THAT FINE AND SAVE YOURSELF
FROM GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
HAVE YOU GOT THE MONEY FOR THE FINE BECAUSE WE MIGHT COME FOR YOUR
ARREST ANY TIME FROM NOW. SO PAY AND BE FREE
SO GET BACK FOR PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 12:55

Yeah, again, which one in Tennessee?
I've done a few there.

I understand about the fine, but I won't pay if I don't know which event I am paying for.

I hope you understand.

Oh, and can you stop typing IN ALL CAPS please? It's really hard to read.
Thanks.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:11

The one that involves ethel, which somebody died and was buried
secretly. If you dont want to be exposed. You should pay.
Get back for payment instruction.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:13

Oh.
That one - YOU FOUND OUT? HOW?

OK.

Thanks for not typing in caps by the way, I appreciate it.



Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:17

You have to pay the fine today. I hope you have the money with you
now. We will send you the payment instructions immediately


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:24

Ok,
I just realised, can I have your name and identification please?

For all I know you could be an internet scammer. I'm not falling for that again, I've already lost so much money to those bastards.

Once I see your ID, I'll send the fine over.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:40

listen.
This email is coming from the office. And nobody can form to be us. So
talking about name the head of this department is john peter and he is
presently in nigeria to see the president because of fraudulent acts
in his country and he is the one you should send the money to. We will
send his details soon to you can send him the fine. We will move to
nigeria because a similar case like yours occured and we are going for
arrest and also going to stop fraud in that country.
Get back for the details


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:44

Sure, that's not a problem.

I just need to know YOUR name and see YOUR ID, then I have no problems in sending the £500 to you.
I've been tricked before by people claiming to be from the FBI - I lost thousands to them, that's why I need to be sure of whom I am dealing with this time.

Thanks for your co-operation.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 13:53

when it comes to been real. You can count on us. I am paul lewis the
assitant to john peter. You need to know that we dont have much time
to waste and if you dont comply with the fine because i have made my
points clear.i would order for your arrest and expose you to your
boss.
Enough of your questions we have no time since you want jail you will
have it now.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 14:04

Thank you Agent Lewis,

I have already said that I will comply with the fine for my sordid sex tapes, but I just need to see your ID first.
I lost thousands last time to people claiming to be from the FBI because I didn't see any form of ID from them, and instead just believed everything that they told me.

Regarding my boss, do you even know who she is?
Here's a clue: she's on here somewhere - http://www.gef afwisp.org.uk/staff

Remember, no ID, no fine.
I'm sorry, but I must insist.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 14:18

HELLO,
I DONT SHOW MY ID CARD TO WANTED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT USE AGAINST
ME. SO FOR THE LAST TIME I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FINE. YOU ARE
NOT GIVING IT TO ME BUT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOURSELF. SO I WILL BE
CALLING MY GROUP AND SWAT TO START COMING FOR YOUR ARREST. SINCE YOU
WANT IT THE HARD WAY. LETS DO IT BUT YOU STILL HAVE ONE CHANCE TO PAY
BECAUSE I ABOUT CALLING THEM. MIND YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AMONG
THOSE WHO THE US GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO AWARD CONTRACTS. SO IF YOU
DONT PAY THE FINE NO CONTRACT.


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 14:22

Please don't write in CAPS again, I thought you had learnt better than that.
How could someone use your ID card against you?

I don't understand what you mean


Quote:
date 31 October 2010 14:33

people might want to report that i am part of them involved since they
have my id card. I have no time to waste are you paying the fine or
should i call my boss to confirm your arrest?



The next day I recieved this cracker:

Quote:
date 1 November 2010 12:05

Hello

you requested for my id card and here it is for you to believe.

these are the details for our boss for the payment of your fine via
western union.

Receiver's Name: John Peter

Receiver's Address: Lagos Nigeria

23401

Text Question: In God

Text Answer: We Trust

After sending it to our boss in Nigeria send us the following details
for confirmation of payment.

Sender's Name:

Sender's Address:

MTCN: that is the ten digits number on the transfer slip.

Text Question:

Text Answer:

Amount:

Note: the payment of your fine should be made before 24 hours because
we have called our boss to receive the payment and confirm your
release.

F B I WARNS.


Here is his 'ID':

Image

Well, that's good enough for me to know his is an FBI agent...

Quote:
date 1 November 2010 13:32

Thank you for your ID - it was not so hard now was it? I promise to delete it so that it cannot be used against you in the future.
Now I believe that you are from the FBI.

Now, about payig the fine; what exactly is this Western Onion that I need to send the money to? Is it a bank? If so, please let me know the account details and I will pay the money straight over internet banking, instantly, to your boss.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:05

hello
the western union money transfer is an electronic transfer inwhich you
have to go to your bank or the western union office and tell them you
want to send money through western union money transfer to the details
below. Make sure you copy this details when going to your bank or the
western union office.

Receiver's name: john peter

Receiver's address: lagos, Nigeria

23401

Text question: In God

Text answer: we trust

After sending scan me the copy of the transfer slip or send us this
following details from the transfer slip.

Sender's name:

Sender's address:

MTCN: that is the ten digits number on the transfer slip.

Amount:

Text question:

Text answer:

note: you have 24 hours to pay the fine.

F B I WARNS


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:10

Ok, I'll see what I can do. Thanks for letting me know.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:14

F B I AWAITS THE TRANSFER DETAILS AS SOON AS YOU TRANSFER THE MONEY.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:22

You've gone back to ALL CAPS haven't you?


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:34

sorry for that.
But send it immediately you have got 24 hours.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:39

No need to apologise, but it really does grind my gears when people shout in emails.

When did the 24 hours start? Was it from when you sent me the first email message yesterday, or is it from when you sent that last mail?

Thanks for your help,


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:55

it started today. And we want the transfer details at the end of today
or tommorrow.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 14:57

Ok, I think I understand.

Was it 00:00 this morning that it started, meaning that I only have about 9 hours to get the fine to you, or what? How does this work?


Thanks for your understanding,


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 15:05

are you going to send it now. You have from now till tomorrow. Or when
are you going to send it.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 15:10

That's the problem you see, with online banking, I can sit at my desk here at work and send you the £500 straight away this very minute without having to stand up or go anywhere.
Otherwise, I end work today at 5.15, but my bank closes at 5pm.

Hence why I needed to know when the 24 hours started.

Thanks for your help, you have said that I have from now until tomorrow. Is that from now 15:08 until tomorrow 00:00 when the clock ticks over, or when.

Sorry for my confusion, but I need to be completely sure on this.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 15:29

ok do it tomorrow


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 15:43

Thanks for your understanding, I appreciate it.

So where does the 24 hours fit in?


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 16:01

1700 today till 17 00 tommorrow


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 16:15

Is that not 25 hours?

It is only 16:00 here - we switched back to GMT yesterday.


Thanks, I just want to be sure of what is going on.


I think the lad needed a breather, so I had to send him another mail.

Quote:
date 1 November 2010 20:41

Hello?
Can you please let me know.

I just want to make sure that I am doing things correctly as I am so very scared of going to prison.
When does the 24 hours start?

Please get back to me.


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 21:05

we told you that it started 1700 today and ends 1700 tomorrow. So send
it today or first thing tomorrow morning


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 21:18

Oh dear, it has already started?
All the banks are closed now - it is 21:16 here at the moment.

Please help me - I can pay by bank transfer right now if you want me to?

Looking forwards to hearing from you,


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 21:28

you have the grace of tomorrow. So send it maybe in the morning. Will it be ok?


Quote:
date 1 November 2010 21:35

Thank you for tomorrow, but I am really not sure - work starts for me at 8.30, and I don't know whaat a Western Union looks like. My bank (HSBC) doesn't open until 9.30 tomorrow on Tuesdays.

It's why all of my financial transactions are done online, from banking (transferring money to family and friends) to grocery shopping (Tescos online shopping and it gets deliered to my door) to Christmas present shopping on Amazon or Play.com.

It really would be far easier for both of us to bank transfer it to your boss.

Thanks for your continuing support Agent Lewis.


That's it... keep chipping away at the idea of a bank account.

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 02:27

western union has an outlet and most times are in banks. So you have
to take some excuses from work and do it if really you dont want to go
to jail.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 09:06

hello
if you want a bank transfer then you have to pay 2500 us dollars.
Because of quick transfer bank charges and also cost of transfer. If
that will o.k then reply so that we can send you our boss bank
details.


That's fine with me. I won't be sending any money to you anyway!

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 09:43

Ok, that is easier for me - I was unable to get to find any western union shops this morning.

I understand that it is more expensive because of the transfer charges and so on, but that is a premium I am willing to pay for my freedom.

Where would you like me to send it to?


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 09:55

Hello
thanks for reply, i would want you to patient a bit. Because my boss
is in a meeting that would last for some hours. So immediately he is
through. I will get the bank details and send it to you. I hope it
would be easier for you.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 09:57

OK thank you for your understanding, and for allowing me to do a bank transfer for ease.

I will wait until I hear from you before I transfer the money.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 13:22

Any luck?
It has been three hours now and I really want a bacon sandwich. ( Closed lad accounts )

Can you let me know where to send the money so that I can go out for lunch?

Thanks.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 13:29

Below is the bank details where you are to send the money to and after
sending scan the payment slip to me and you remember you have no much
time to waste. begin the transfer immediately.




NAME OF BANK: FIRST NIAGARA

ACCOUNT NAME: WAYNE E GORDON

Account number: 903043255

BANK ADDRESS: VANDENBURGY AVE TROY N.Y. 12180

ROUTING NO: 222 370 440


F B I WARNS


...off to Alan.

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 13:37

OK, I'll see what I can do.

Please stand by - how much was the full total total fully please?
I just want this whole episode behind me now.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 13:59

The total amount is $2500 so make it fast ok.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 14:05

Ok,
trying now.

Thanks for your understanding.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 14:14

Small problem; it is asking me for the country that the bank is located in. I am in the UK, is that where is that account located? Is it Nigeria where your boss is? Where is it?

Thanks in advance,


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 14:16

IT IS USA.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 14:16

Ok thanks.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 14:19

Wait, it is now asking me the following:
"Beneficiary address:"

Is that the "VANDENBURGY AVE TROY N.Y. 12180" bit? Is the bank the beneficiary?


Thanks,


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:09

it is the bank address


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:09
Ok, thanks.

I was beginning to think that you wern't going to reply!
What was the delay caused by?


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:10

the beneficiary address is also usa


Shame the lad caused a delay. This is a *genuine* message I actually got whilst trying to log into the international payments system of my own online HSBC banking!

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:12

Great! It now says:"Send Money Overseas
Sorry this service is currently not available. This service is available from 08.00 to 15.30 UK local time. Monday to Friday (excluding Bank Holidays). "

I was all ready to do transfer it for you.

Shall I try again tomorrow morning?


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:12

i went out for lunch,
have you transfered the money if so send me the payment slip.


A two hour lunch break? I wish I worked at the FBI.

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:15

yes it should be the first thing tomorrow or it will increase.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:15

Well no I wasn't able to transfer the money, because you took a 2 hour lunch break and now the sending money overseas function has closed for the day.
I have been waiting for you to tell me about the reciepeints address which has caused the delay.

Thank you, I will try to get it to you tomorrow morning


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 16:20

do it first thing tomorrow morning and dont wait to be reminded.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 17:12

OK, that's not a problem, but what has happened to the 24 hour time limit?
It is your fault that it has now been 24 hours and I have been unable to pay?
Will I get in trouble because you took a 2 hour lunch break, and when you came back and actually answered my question, HSBC was not able to accept international transfers?
Or have we gotten rid of it entirely as that was yesterday?

I don't want to get in trouble for something that was not my fault!
I hope you understand.

Please get back to me


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 17:15

that is the reason why we gave grace of tomorrow.


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 17:24

Ah, I understand now! Thank you!
It will be with you first thing in the morning!

Is there a specific time that you need it by?


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 17:35

at least by 10:30am you should but you should scan us the payment slip
immediately the transfer is done and make sure you forward any mail
sent to you to us for confirmation before replying.


Sounds like this lad has been Gomer-ed! Very Happy

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 17:39

OK, that shouldn't be a problem.

Please, is that 10:30 UK (where I am), USA (where you are) or Nigeria (where your boss is) time?

What do you mean by "any mail sent to you" - what email would be sent to me? I don't understand.


Sorry for my confusion, please forgive me


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 18:34

10:30 uk. Ok


Quote:
date 2 November 2010 19:53

This is the benficiary address below which you requested for. Please
dont make any mistake.

40 IDA STREET,
TROY NEW YORK 12180


I looked at this place on street view. It looks like a horrible area.

Quote:
date 2 November 2010 22:13

Ok, I understand.
Thanks for your time.

I don't understand what you meant by "any mail sent to you" - who would send me any mail, that I would need to send to you for confirmtion?

Thanks again,


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 04:38

we mean if you receive any mail you feel is from a fraudster please
report to us. But begin the transfer this morning, i hope you saw the
beneficiary address i sent to you.

F B I WARNS


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 08:49

have you began the transfer? Please send us the payment slip
immediately the transfer is done and also send us your mobile number.

F B I WARNS


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 09:40

Hello,
I have just gotten in to work and am starting the transfer now.

How much was the total needed again? Was it $3400? I can't remember and I have deleted the email.
Sorry for my incompetance.

I have already sent you my mobile number, repeatedly in my signature. Please be aware that I do not get very good mobile reception where I am. Please leave a voicemail with your contact number and I will try to call you back if I need to.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:21

hello mai,
begin the transfer immediately. The total amount is 3000 dollars and
please make it fast.
We have no time to waste.

F B I WARNS


You have plenty of time to waste me ol' laddo! Very Happy

Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:25

Ok, Im logging into my internet banking now.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:35

Nearly there, the last question that it is asking me is: Who will pay the charges: [Who will pay the charges. This link will open a new browser window.]

Do I pay the HSBC (UK) charges and you pay the USA charges?
Do you pay the HSBC (UK) charges and I pay the USA charges?
Do you pay the HSBC (UK) charges and I pay the USA charges?
Do I pay the HSBC (UK) charges and I pay the USA charges?


Here is what I am being asked:

Who will pay the charges?

Payments sent to the Eurozone in Euros can only be accepted with instructions to pay HSBC Bank (UK) charges.
Czech Republic Koruna Danish Krone Estonia Kroon Hungarian Forint
Lithuania Litas Latvian Lats Norwegian Krone Polish Zlotys
Romanian Leu Sterling Swedish Krone Swiss Franc

If you wish to pay only HSBC Bank (UK) charges then select the first option "Sender to pay HSBC Bank (UK) charges only". This will ensure that only our charges will be taken from your account and any overseas charges* will be paid by the beneficiary. The charge will show as a separate item on your account.

If you wish all charges to be paid by the beneficiary then select the second option "Beneficiary to pay all charges". Our charges will be deducted from the amount that will be sent to the beneficiary. Any overseas bank charges* will be met by the beneficiary.

If you want the beneficiary to receive the full amount of the payment you should select the third option "Sender to pay all charges". We will take our charge immediately and will pass on any charges from the overseas bank* when we receive them. These charges will show as separate items on your account.

Before you are asked to confirm you wish to make a payment, we will inform you of any HSBC Bank (UK) charges payable.

* Overseas bank charges may include agent and intermediary bank fees, in addition to any fees levied by the beneficiary bank.


Im not sure what I should chose.

Help!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:45

Try to pay all the charges for the fund to be wired fully into that
account fast, you are wasting time..


Sender to pay all charges". Charges will be taken immediately and will
pass on any charges from the overseas bank* when they receive them.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:46

OK, no worries.
Cross your fingers!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:48

What should I put as the reason for payment?
"Freedom"?


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 10:51

Immediately after transfering attach me the payment slip for
confirmation of payment ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:05

OK, that won't be a problem, but Im unsure of what I should put as the reference for the payment. Should I just use "FBI payment for freedom" or "Fine for illegal sexual acts" or something else?

I think that thius is the last step before the money gets transferred.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:22

Use transfer of fund for freedom of life


...because that wouldn't be suspicious on a bank account transfer slip.

Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:23

Ok, will do.
Standby, standby.

Thanks,


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:27

After transfering the fund to the account don't forget to attach me
the transfer slip ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:28

Ok, is there any information on it that I should highlight, or make you aware of?

Thanks again,


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:33

Just scan me the transfer slip after transfering the money ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:42

Ok, I promise I will do!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 11:54

After transferring the money to the account just scan me the transfer
slip. Have you transfered the money to the account?


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:02

I have pressed "Transfer Money" but, it has been stuck on an animated "transferring" icon for about 10 minutes now.
I don't want to stop it in case the money does not go through, and I don't want to try again incase it sends 2x$3000 by mistake.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:06

Just wait a while ontil it shows you transfer completed ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:07

OK, will do.

Thanks for the help!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:10

when it shows you transfer completed then, send me the transfer slip ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:12

OK, understood, will do!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:39

hello,
where is the transfer slip? Why the delay?


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 12:42

You told me to send you the transfer slip when it said that it had completed.
It is still saying: "Transfer in progress".

I am being patient as you asked me to.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 13:01

what is goin on? What is the delay.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 13:04

I dont know what the delay in the transfer is.
I have attached the "transferring funds" icon that I am seeing so you can see I am not making this up.

I don't know why the transfer is not going through. Are you able to check and see if it has gone into your account yet?


I attached this little gem I found:
Image

Quote:
date 3 November 2010 13:37

Below is the bank details where you are to send the money to and after
sending scan the payment slip to me and you remember you have no much
time to waste. begin the transfer immediately.




NAME OF BANK: FIRST NIAGARA

ACCOUNT NAME: WAYNE E GORDON

Account number: 903043255

BANK ADDRESS: VANDENBURGY AVE TROY N.Y. 12180

ROUTING NO: 222 370 440


F B I WARNS


Yeah, thanks. That won't get your non-existant money to you any faster however.
Lad started getting frantic here, and messaged me on Google chat:

Quote:
13:21 FEDERAL: hello
what is happening mr
me: I am Mrs - you can see me here: http://gef afwisp.org.uk/staff
I am the fourth person down
13:22 i dont know what is happeneing, the page just seems to be stuck
Im scared to stop it in case the transaction stops
but im also scared to try again in case it sends two lots of $300 across
Im so scared right now
13:23 FEDERAL: i don't understand
me: which part Agent Lewis?
Im trying to do this quickly for you, but I dont seem to be able to make it work
13:24 FEDERAL: so what will happen now
13:25 me: I dont know, I was hoping you could advise me on what to do
FEDERAL: stop it then go use western union to make the payment to stop all this trouble to avoid making mistake
13:26 me: but I dont know if the payment has gone through or not...I dont want to send the money from the Western Onion, only for it to have gone through to your bank.
Are you not able to check if it has gone through successfully?
13:27 FEDERAL: i have no seen anything yet
me: should I cancel it and try again?
13:28 FEDERAL: yes
me: ok, 2 secs
13:30 ok, it has now returned me to the "Transfer money internationally" page
FEDERAL: start again
13:31 me: ok will do, can you send me the FBI bank details again please?
6 minutes
13:37 FEDERAL: why didn't want to use western union?
13:38 me: I dont know what it is
13:39 FEDERAL: i sent you the account to your mail
me: Just recieved your email, thanks!
FEDERAL: why not try and use western union to make this fast before the fbi changes their mind
13:40 me: we already tried this before
13:41 FEDERAL: you tried what?
13:42 me: the western onion way - I dont know what they are, and it's hard for me to get to a bank whilst at work... I work long hours and they open after I start, and close before I end - its a real pain here in the UK
hence why you said an online bank transfer was the easiest way for us both
13:44 Hmm.. the bank site is now saying:
"Are you sure you wish to make this payment? There is already a transaction pending"
13:45 FEDERAL: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
ASK SOMEONE TO GO HELP SEND THIS THROUGH WESTERN UNION TO END ALL THIS TROUBLE
me: Ok, please don't shout! Im trying to do this and help you!
5 minutes
13:50 FEDERAL: WHAT IS THE UPDATE NOW
13:54 me: It is still saying if I want to continue or not as there is a payment already pending
I think that the pervious attempt has gone through
FEDERAL: SO WHERE IS THE TRANSFER SLIP
13:57 WHAT IS GOING ON
me: Please stop shouting
13:58 FEDERAL: WHO IS SHOUTING?
me: I dont know what is going on either... there is already a transaction in progress it says
but I dont know how to access it
13:59 FEDERAL: BUT YOU HAVE BEEN USING THAT METHOD FOR LONG SO HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHEN TRANSACTION IS COMPLETED
14:00 me: I do know when they are completed.. and this one isnt.
it says that it is "In progress"
I thought that I cancelled it when I pressed the "cancel" button
14:01 I'll send an email to HSBC customer services and see what they say
14:02 FEDERAL: tell them you were trying to transfer fund to an account in USA so see what they will say about it
14:05 me: ok will do!
14:06 FEDERAL: ask them to see what happened and to help you transfer it fast
14:07 anything they say after transferring it then leav me mail in my mailbox
14:08 are you there?
14:10 try and get the transfer slip if the fund had been transferred to th account then scan it to me
me: I'll let you know as soon as anything happens
14:11 FEDERAL: alright
take care
me: Thanks!
You too!
FEDERAL: bye
14:12 me: bye!



Quote:
date 3 November 2010 15:04

what is the update? Have they transfered the money? What is the delay?
Have you contacted HSBC?


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 15:06

what is the update? - There is none yet.
Have they transfered the money? - Not on my screen. It is still saying "In Progress"
What is the delay? - I do not know
Have you contacted HSBC? - Yes.


Please be patient Agent Lewis, I'm sure that there is a perfectly rational explanation for the delay with HSBC.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 15:20

hope you are not joking with us? Have you tried transfering it again?
Or you have an option of taking an excuse from your office to enable
you run into the western union and send it with the western union
details we gave you first .
So make things happen and get back fast.


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 15:29

Im actually quite insulted that you think i am joking with the FBI. I've told you, I don't want to get in trouble or arrested or put in jail for my sexual deviency. That is the only reason that I am trying my absolute goddamned hardest to get this payment to you!


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 18:16

have the transfer been made


So I "Send" an email to HSBC customer services asking what the problem is...

Quote:
date 3 November 2010 21:06

Agent Lewis,
I have have just received this from HSBC customer services.
Hopefully it will not pose too much of a problem, you must have filled out hundreds of these given the nature of your work!

As soon as you get them back to me, I'll forward them onto HSBC and I can have my freedom!

Please do this now so we can get this matter between ourselves closed!



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: HSBC Customer Services
Date: 3 November 2010 20:27
Subject: Re: What happened with my transaction???
To: Me

Good evening Dr. Arsole and thank you for contacting HSBC.
My name is Mike and I will be dealing with your issue today. I am sorry to hear of the problems that you have been experiencing using our HSBC international money transfer function.

I would like to assure you that the delay in payment is a totally routine part of transferring money to The United States of America.

Since the terrorist atrocities in New York city on September 11th 2001, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) made it constitutional law that all money transfers over $1000, either in or out of the country, are to have an accompanying security form in order to guarantee that the money is not being used to fund known terrorist organisations such as Al-Qaeda, the Rebel Alliance, ETA or 4chan.
I must urge you that the form MUST be filled in and returned to us, before the money is either released to the intended account, or returned to you. If the forms are not returned, the money will be held, and a holding fee imposed of $500 which must be paid in order to release the money back to YOU. If the forms have not been received within ONE WEEK, it will be assumed that the money is for terrorist purposes, and the funds will be seized and used to combat future acts of terrorism, in accordance with the PATRIOT act - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_PATRIOT_Act

Please find attached the requested forms, and do not forget to urge the recipient to return them to you, to forward to us, as soon as possible for the speedy retrieval of your transfer.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
We look forwards to hearing from you.

Thank you for banking with HSBC.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mike Jenkins.
Customer Services Account Security Manager.
HSBC


---------- Received message ----------
From: Me
Date: 3 November 2010 15:01
Subject: What happened with my transaction?
To: HSBC Customer Services

Hello there,
I was hoping you could help me with a problem with an international transfer that I am trying to make to the following account, located in the United States:

NAME OF BANK: FIRST NIAGARA
ACCOUNT NAME: WAYNE E GORDON
Account number: 903043255
BANK ADDRESS: VANDENBURGY AVE TROY N.Y. 12180
ROUTING NO: 222 370 440


I answered all the questons about the address and recepient and so on, then hit "Process Payment", but it then seemed to freeze on "Processing Payment" for almost an hour. I didn't want to cancel the transfer as I really need to pay this ammount for personal reasons important to me, but I didn't want to refresh the page and try again either in case it sent two lots of money by accident.

I eventually pressed cancel, and tried again, hoping that it would not duplicate the payment, but was greeted with "There is already a payment pending for this account. Are you sure you want to transfer the funds?" and so I didn't know what to do.

I am unable to see a receipt for the transaction, and the status is simply "Pending Department of Homeland Security form approval" but I think there must be some mistake, as I can promise that this account is NOT used by terrorists! Quite the opposite in fact! It is people who are trying to stop terrorists!

Can you look into this for me, and tell me what is happening with the transaction please?


"Mike" attached Nurse Nasty's Department of Homeland Security forms, as found here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119786

Quote:
date 3 November 2010 21:33

we would get back immediately we are done with the form. Ok


Quote:
date 3 November 2010 21:35

OK!
Thanks, please remember that the sooner I get them, the sooner HSBC gets them, the sooner the money is released, and the sooner you will receive it.
That means this whole sordid affair will be over for me!

Regards,


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 10:18

Good Morning Agent Lewis, I hope you are well.

I apologise if you are busy, I expect you are with other FBI work, but can you return the form as soon as possible please?

I want to get you paid so I can be free. I have barely gotten any sleep these past few nights as I have been so scared and worried in case something happens. I don't want to be arrested. I don't want to lose my job. I don't want to be put in prison.

Please help me, I'm so worried right now.


Thank you, from the bottom of my heart,


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date 4 November 2010 11:16

I TRIED OPENING THE FORM BUT,COULD NOT SO ASK THE BANK TO REATTACH THE FORM WITH MICROSOFT WORD OR PDF FORMAT SO I CAN BE ABLE TO OPEN PRINT FILL AND RETURN IT. ARE MY TO FILL THE FORM OR YOU THE SENDER? SO ASK YOUR BANK


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date 4 November 2010 11:24

Understood, I will let you know what they say.

I will be as quick as I can.


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date 4 November 2010 11:27

ARE MY TO FILL THE FORM OR YOU THE SENDER?


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 11:27

CHAT ME IF YOU ARE ONLINE NOW


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 11:43

Hi there, sorry I was not here to chat when you wanted me to me, please don't be angry.

I have emailed Mike at HSBC and will wait to see what he says. I promise to send you any reply I get from him as soon as I get it.


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 12:54

WHAT IS DELAYING YOU FROM GIVING ME UPDATE


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 13:09

please don't shout at me, I am doing everyting that you ask of me!

I have emailed HSBC again and am just waiting for an update from them.

Rergards,


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date 4 November 2010 17:40

have you gotten it? You know you are wasting our time and also you
still have the choice of sending it through western union.
Get back fast.


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date 4 November 2010 18:08

Agent Lewis,
I have just got the below email from HSBC.

Can I expect the completed form from you tonight so that I can forward them on, and you can get my freedom fee?

Please get this sorted quickly for me!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: HSBC Customer Services
Date: 4 November 2010 17:55
Subject: Re: What happened with my transaction???
To: Me

Good afternoon,
I am sorry to hear of the problems that you are encountering with the Homeland Security forms. Please be assured that the process is very simple.

Regarding the Word or PDF document formats, unfortunately we are banned from changing the format by the Department of Homeland Security. However, each of the pages is a .JPG (image) file. Each of these .JPGs are contained in a .ZIP (ZIP) file which is a standard Windows Operating System format used widely across the world. All the recipient needs to do is double-click on the .ZIP file and open it. They then simply need to double-click on each of the .JPG files in turn to open them, usually in MS Paint, supplied free with all versions of the Windows Operating System. Once the files have been opened, they only need to print out each sheet, fill it in and then scan it back to you, to pass onto us.
It really is that simple and easy!

Regarding who needs to fill in the forms, it MUST be RECIPIENT of the funds/ money as it is more likely that funds are received by Terrorists, rather than being sent by them. You must inform us IMMEDIATELY if the recipient attempts to ask you to complete the forms on their behalf. This has been requested by the Department of Homeland Security as a counter-terrorism measure to ensure that innocent people are not working for known Terrorist organisations, unknowingly.

Thankfully, if the recipient is NOT a Terrorist, this easy and quick form should not pose a problem to complete. If they are unable to, or refuse to fill in the form, please forward us their details and we will forward them onto the Department of Homeland Security as suspected Terrorists. The Department of Homeland Security will then be forced by the PATRIOT act to conduct a thorough investigation into the individual(s) and their circumstances, before reaching a decision on the release of the funds.

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT IF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAVE TO CONDUCT THIS INVESTIGATION, DUE TO THE NON-RETURN OF THESE ANTI-TERRORISM FUNDING FORMS, AND LATER GO ON TO DECIDE THAT THE RECIPIENT IS A CRIMINAL, THEN THE FUNDS WILL BE SEIZED AND A HOLDING AND RELEASE FEE (£500) WILL BECOME APPLICABLE.
As such, it really is better for all parties involved, if these forms are returned to us AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.


Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
We look forwards to hearing from you.

Thank you for banking with HSBC.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mike Jenkins.
Customer Services Account Security Manager.
HSBC

---------- Received message ----------
From: Me
Date: 4 November 2010 11:25
Subject: Re: What happened with my transaction???
To: HSBC Customer Services

Hello Mike,

The money receiver is having a few problems with the forms you sent. He said that he cannot open them and asked for them in Word or PDF format. I don't see why he can't open them as they were fine for me.

He also wants to know if it is me (the sender) or him (the reciepient) that needs to fill them in.

Is there a procedure that he should follow?

Sorry to be a pain, but the recepient is a very important person, and it is very important that he gets this money as soon as possible!

Can you advise?


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 18:56

hello.

We tried opening the form but it is a winzip format having a
registration name and code. So what can you do


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 18:59

Winzip asks you for a code? Is there a "close" or "cancel" box? I remember having something like this a few years ago and if you pressed "close" or "cancel", it would let you open the file without any problems.

Let me know how you get on.
If it still doesn't work, I'll see what I can find out for you.


Technologically impaired lad Sad

Quote:
date 4 November 2010 19:17

Has it worked ok?
Can you let me know if you need me to do anything please?


Quote:
date 4 November 2010 20:31

still the same but try another format. Convince him to do that for and
dont disclose any details of ours to him. Ok

but you have an option of western union


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date 4 November 2010 20:51

Agent Lewis,
I hope this helps.
I have opened the zip file and retrieved the forms inside. They should each be attached to this email.

PLEASE do not tell eithr HSBC or the Department of Homeland Security that I have opened an Official Governmental file, else I will surely be sent to prison.
Please, don't tell them. Ok?

I have not told HSBC anything about what we are doing as I am too scared. I am so very near to the end of this trauma, I just want it to end and you get my money.

I'm so scared righ tnow, I just want this to be over.

Please get back to me


I unzipped and sent him each one of the pages as a JPG just to get him to do it.

Quote:
date 4 November 2010 21:56

Did you get my mail with teh forms?
Please let me know you recieved it. Im so scared.

When will this be over for me?

PLease reply,


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date 5 November 2010 06:07

ok wait till we are done with the form


Quote:
5 November 2010 06:08

we will get back to you


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 09:07

Do you have an update?
Please, what is happening?

I didn't get any sleep last night as I couldn't stop crying.
Im so scared and worried.

Please, help!


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date 5 November 2010 12:03

HELLO

YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE F B I, LOOK YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT TRANSFER IS MADE WITHOUT ANY FORMS TO FILL. HAVE YOU FOR GOTTEN THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH AND DON;T EVEN THINK OF PLAYING WITH US BECAUSE WE INVESTIGATE EVERYTHING AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE UP TO SOME STUPID PLAN WORK.

SO YOU BETTER TRY EVERYTHING TO MAKE SURE THAT FUND IS WIRED EASILY OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED TODAY, REMEMBER YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF LEAVING YOUR OFFICE TO SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION BECAUSE MY BOSS IS REALLY MAD AT YOU FOR SENDING HIM FORMS TO FILL BEFORE YOU PAY THE FINE AND ALSO HAS ORDERED YOUR ARREST IF YOU DON'T MAKE THAT TRANSFER TO HIM. AND ALSO YOU KNOW THAT THE 24 HOURS GIVEN TO YOU HAS EXPIRED, SO DECIDE OR GO TO JAIL AND ALSO LOOSE YOUR JOB BECAUSE OF YOUR IRON HEAD. SO MAKE IT FAST BECAUSE MY BOSS SAYS HE IS NOT GOING TO FILL ANY FORM AND YOU SHOULD NOT DISCLOSE ANY DETAILS TO YOUR BANK.


GO AND SEND IT NOW AND DO THE RIGHT THING TO SET YOURSELF FREE BECAUSE YOUR TIME STARS NOW.


Attached to the email were 10 pictures. One was a paid of handuffs, 3 were the FBI emblem, one was a handcuffed man getting out of a police car, another was a row of jail cells, one was a single cell, one was of an FBI officer in combat gear, holding an MP5... and 2 were of our friend, Robert Mueller III.

Time for a slight slap.

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date 5 November 2010 12:46

What the hell is wrong with you?
I have done everything that you have EVER asked of me! Show me where I have ever not done anything that you did not even ever ask em to do! I am not playing games with the FBI beacuse I am truley scared of going to prison. I have simply gone to my bank, tried to send you this money and they have asked me to do these forms! It is not my choice!
Blame the bank, blame the department of homeland security, blame terrorists... blame anyone but me! I am doing everything I can to secure my freedom and yet here you are telling me that you think I am tomfooling! I am sat here in tears, tired beacuse I cannot sleep, hungry because i cannot eat, suffering from nervous exhaust, and you think I am playing???

PLEASE FILL IN THE FORMS, RETURN THEM TO ME AND I WILL GET THEM TO THE BANK WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR.
THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FEE AND I CAN GET BACK TO MY EVERYDAY LIFE.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

I WANT MY LIFE TO BE BACK TO NORMAL, BEFORE YOU EVER FOUND OUT WHAT I DID. I WISH I HAD NEVER MET THAT HORSE, IT HAS RUINED MY WEEK.

PLEASE


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 13:13

I SAID SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR YOU FILL THE FORMS YOURSELF.
WE ARE READY TO COME SO DECIDE ON WHAT TO DO.

F B I WARNS


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date 5 November 2010 13:23

This is taken from the HSBC email I got:
"Regarding who needs to fill in the forms, it MUST be RECIPIENT of the funds/ money as it is more likely that funds are received by Terrorists, rather than being sent by them. You must inform us IMMEDIATELY if the recipient attempts to ask you to complete the forms on their behalf. This has been requested by the Department of Homeland Security as a counter-terrorism measure to ensure that innocent people are not working for known Terrorist organisations, unknowingly."


Are you a terrorist?
I don't want to have to report a member of the FBI as a terrorist, this is absurd and would make us both look stupid.

PLEASE, for both our sake, just fill the fucking form in and get it back to me!
It cannot be hard to do as the HSBC person said it is easy and routine.

PLEASE. I cannot take any more of this stress!
All you have to do is fill the form in and send it back! Then we BOTH get what we want - you get my money, and I get my freedom.

I cannot send it by Western Onion as I don't have another £3000. All my money is in the bank transfer, and if I cancel it, I then have to pay a further £500 to the homeland security for the release fee! I DO NOT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.

Either you fill the forms in and get what we BOTH want (you get £3000 and I get my freedom and life back), or you can pay me £500 for the release fee. If you pay the release fee, I get my £3000 back, which I will try to send via Western Onion, just to be done with you.

It is your decision. Please. Make the right choice for both of us, and get this bank transfer sucessfully finished.

Have you even printed the forms out?


Lad is a lazy bastard. Seriously!

Quote:
date 5 November 2010 15:26

WE HAVE TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE 500POUNDS AT HAND SEND IT
IMMEDIATELY TO US VIA WESTERN TO SAVE YOURSELF. BUT DON'T TELL THE
HOMELAND SECURITY PEOPLE ABOUT US. BUT IF YOU CAN FILL THE FORM
WITHOUT THEM KNOWING THEN DO IT. OR SEND THE 500POUNDS VIA WESTERN
UNION NOW.
WASTE NO TIME


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 15:34

Did you not understand what I said??

I do not have the money to use Western Onion with you.
That is my last £3000.

If you want me to send it by Western Onion, then there is a £500 fee to be paid BY YOU to release my funds.

If you pay the £500 release fee, I will get my money (£3000) back and I will try to Western Onion it to you.

Do you understand that it would be easier and cheaper for us BOTH if you just filled ther Anti-Terrorism forms in?


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 15:49

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO PAY FOR YOU. LISTEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IF YOU
DONT HAVE THEN WITHDRAW FROM YOUR ACCOUNT OR BORROW FROM A FRIEND.
WE ARE AFTER YOU.


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 16:13

If you want the money, you need to do ONE of the following:

1) Fill in the required forms and the money will goto your bank account
2) Pay me the £500 for the release fee for the non-return of Anti-Terrorism forms. I will then give that to the bank, they will give my £3000 back and I can Western Onion it to you.

I do not understand why do cannot simply fill the forms in. Yet you continue twist and turn at every chance.

I am offering you my £3000 if you return the forms.
If you do not want to fill the Homeland Security forms in, then you are effectively refusing my payment, and as such, I am a free woman.

If you do not want my money, please just tell me, and I will pass your details onto the bank, as you have refused to fill the Anti-Terrorism forms in, and you even asked ME to do it for you. You are starting to sound like a terrorist.

I don't know how to make this any clearer to you:
FILL IN THE FORMS TO GET MY £3000.


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 16:18

YOU ARE FAILING TO UNDERSTAND. AND YOU DONT WANT TO COMPLY. I AM ABOUT
CALLING MY TEAM FOR YOUR ARREST. AND I HOPE YOU SAW HOW OUR PRISON
LOOK LIKE FROM THE PICTURES YOU SAW TODAY. SO DECIDE BY SENDING THAT
500 NOW BECAUSE WE ARE ARMED AND READY TO SHOOT AT SIGHT.


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 17:21

Why do you not simply want to fill the form in to get the money?

You threaten me with arrest, yet, if this goes to court, I have all the emails to prove that you have not complied with what has ben asked of you? As everyone knows the department of homeland security outranks the FBI. They can, and will arrest you.

Why will you not simply fill the forms in, send it to me, then get your money?
Seriously, I dont understand why this is so hard for you to do.

If you do not fill the forms in, I will have to comply with the law and forward your details to the bank, homeland security department and the FBI.
I have your ID, your name and all your emails. That will prove my innocence and your incompetence.

It will be YOU who loses your job and are arrested for being a possible terrorist.

Let me know how you want to proceed


Quote:
date 5 November 2010 17:56

you think you have got it all. We have another case of yours which
which involves sexual abuse with a boy of 15. Don't be smarter.
Because we still have more stories about you.
Co operate.


Quote:
date 10 November 2010 17:45

Fuck right off you stupid lying piece of shit.
I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WITH CHILDREN YOU SICK, TWISTED ARSEFACE NONGMUNGER.
Animals, yes,
Children, no.


......and then my heart collapsed:

Quote:
date 10 November 2010 17:45

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

federalcrimes***@gmail.com

Technical details of permanent failure:
Account disabled



...and that was the end of that. Smile

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I guess the lad disabled his account himself to get rid of all your time wasting bullsh*t Laughing

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Excellent Bait!

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Careful, I was able to google af5wisp.or5g.uk and it return me to this posting. and I wasn't logged in. Shocked

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Thanks lehigh guy Smile

joseywales - I edited the links a while back, am surprised that google has not recached it.

Thanks for the warning though!

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Now I understand what mean by baiting on a quick pace - But it's work intensive isn't it?

It's kind of funny - My catcher swept up "federalcrimes***@gmail.com" on November 9'th and I gave it a kick the day after - It bounced here too Laughing

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Not work intensive at all.
Im a fast typer, so most of those replies took under a minute to send Smile

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you could almost smell his the lads nervousness when you mentiond homeland security and him bing a possible terrorist Razz

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