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 Yoda talks dirty (NSFW)

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internationalchrysis
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Phil, you're looking pretty fine for a dead guy! What's your secret?

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Chrys. I do feel surprisingly well despite my demise. Of course the secret I'll take to the grave.
Oh.
I'm already in it.
Well then, the secret is have someone else do yer dyin' for yer!
While I metaphorically open a beer and flip back the Lazee Boy poor old Simon's swapping roast potato recipes with Old Nick!

Love Phil X

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor, poor Simon....Taken in his prime. I laughed, I cried, but mostly I laughed

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks extremeb! I'm enjoying your ongoing bait too.

Terror Mask has sent Yoda an email (supposedly to all friends of Simon) informing her that the hit and run driver has been caught so Simon can at last be given the send-off he would have wanted.

Who knows? Maybe there's even something in the will for her?

Love Phil X

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I should hope there is something in the will for her, after all she was your (soon to be) wife hmmmmmm

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for sharing your bait. It was an excellent read.

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Terror Mask
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Up till now, it's still no signal on my part. I hope "it" will resurface from R'Lyeh one day Razz

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lespa
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have to say that I have read and re-read this bait 3 times and I laugh (and piddle myself just a bit) every time!!

This is by far one of the best baits on here! I was hoping that she would try to collect the money from Nigel but I guess the vlad gave up. I wonder what color panties the vlad was wearing when he got the email from Nigel...I hope it was red as a tribute to a lost love Twisted Evil

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for reminding me about Yoda, lespa. I sure do miss that little green fella! I have an ongoing bait with 'Julia" at the moment where the same question about the lads undergarments prompted an immediate reply:

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Bikini , and gstring paint

Sexy, but difficult to remove I imagine! Very Happy

Love Phil X

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