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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:40 pm |
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Wow - now THIS is just awesome, I figured any response I would get would just be insults... how to proceed? LOL
The Scammer
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Getting a legitimate loan have always been a big problem for the customer
financial needs. The issue of credit and security is something
that customers are increasingly concerned about the search for a loan
from a legitimate lender. The interest rate for my loan is 3% if
interested in obtaining financial assistance, contact us today at:
[email protected]
Name of Beneficiary: ... ... ...
Address of Beneficiary: ... ... ....
Country: ... ... ...
State: ... .... ..
Place: ... ... ...
Zip / Code: ... ... ...
Mobile Phone: ... ... ...
Fax: ... ... ...
Date of Birth: ... ... ...
Gender: ... ... .. .
Marital status: ... ... ...
Occupation: ... ... ...
Amount Needed: ... ...
Loan Purpose: ... ... ...
Duration / Length: ... ... ...
Once you fill in the information above, it will be forwarded to us
Protocol / Control Section for the immediate and further review and
processing your request.
Sincerely,
Mr. West Brown C.O.E |
My Response
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Good afternoon,
I would like to apply for a loan of $5,000,000 (Five Million USD).
Purpose: I would like to drop a nuclear bomb on Nigeria, Lagos - to be exact. There are too many snakes and scammers there, do you know any?
Jack Inghoff |
HIS Response - I did NOT expect this - LOL.
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Hello,
I am willing to help you with the loan amount of $5,000,000.00 Note that
given you this loan is not a problem but if only you are in agreement
with the terms and condition of the loan.In God,s name i believe it
will be enough for us to proceed with this transaction
LOAN TERMS & REPAYMENT SCHEDULE .....
Loan Amount:$5,000,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 3.00%
Loan Term: 20 years
Monthly Loan Payment:$27,729.88
Number of Payments: 240
Cumulative Payments: $6,655,171.16
Total Interest Paid: $1,655,171.16
Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 239 payments of
$27,729.88 plus a final payment of $27,729.84.
Below Is Our Loan Terms And Conditions:
1. The Applicant monthly payment/installment will start 8 months after
the loan has been transferred to you.
2. Required Age: The borrower must be above 18 years of age and any
age below 18 would be disallowed from this loan offer.
3. Applicant will keep to our loan terms and condition and that this
loan will not be use as drug traffics.
4. Applicant who is unable to meet with the repayment will be given 3
weeks more as a grace period before legal actions will be taken.
5. Failure to pay back the loan at this expected date/period, legal
actions will be taken against the applicant by our attorney
immediately
6 BANK TO BANK WIRING, you are to send us your banking
information so that my transferring bank can do the transfer of your
loan to your bank account
If you find the above terms and conditions of the loan comfortable,
you will have to contact me immediately so that we can proceed to the
next step on the transaction
Regards
Mr. WEST BROWN
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So apparently he just saw the 5 mill and sent his standard response with a little math - but WOW - this is just awesome, LOL - any ideas how to respond? |
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Lachesis
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:58 pm |
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End up getting detained by the IAEA for being affiliated w/ illicit nuclear exchanges at the bank, and having our IAEA agent (lol) force him to swear an oath of loyalty to the UN before the funds are released?
Just thinking out loud here. Good luck |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:13 pm |
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Many of them don't bother reading replies.
I got this recently:
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I am Chin Seng.I contacted you to help me claim some
> money(19 million dollars) left in the bank by a late client of mine who shares t
> he same last name with you. Please reply me for more details.Thanks
> Regards
> Chin Seng
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I replied:
F**K OFF STUPID!!!
Got this back:
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Thank you for your prompt response to my mail.I must assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free to you before and after it is been completed blah blah blah . |
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_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:27 pm |
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I've been a perverted sheep, and have set up an auto-reply to all romance scams, asking for topless pics to prove they are not scammers.
What?
Stop looking at me like that.
It gets lonely and cold in the farmyard |
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"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:35 pm |
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Lads that don't read the first few replies are great fun.
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Thanks for your surprise email. I'll do what I can to help and see you handle all the perquisites. |
How we argue when I remind them that they agreed to pay any fees arising from the transfer. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:49 pm |
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Well, shoot - this can be fun
Just sent him this:
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Hi Mr BrownAss,
Thank you so much for your willingness to assist me Destroy Nigeria. There are many scamming snakes and assh*les down there, and I believe the world will be a better place WITHOUT Nigeria on it.
Please tell me how we can proceed with this loan, thank you very much and I just f*cked your mothers assh*le!
Best Regards,
Jack Inghoff |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:53 pm |
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Ummm... ok.
Let us know if he replies to that one... |
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:26 pm |
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/\/\/\/\
I've got a feeling he might give me a standard response still, but we'll see |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:11 pm |
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Hi,
Best thing to do is to get a mentor, and read everything here, University, stickies, etc.
Welcome aboard and bait safe, have fun. |
_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
<===the hardest icon to earn |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:36 pm |
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And when exactly does the bargain basement nuclear arms shop open? I'm sure for $5 million you might be able to buy a few bolts for the device.
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_________________ Please do not contact anybody again expect me on here because they are many hijackers on internet SGT Tony Benson
OK IF THERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF Devil Killer Squad
YOU CALL THE F B I BASTARDS. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS. WE HAVE TRACED YOU WITH ALL YOUR DETAILS FBI WARNS
I am the person who owns the safe firm in UK but right now on sick bed for my heart surgery due to my heart failure M Efosa
Tell them to go to hell and burn to arches Prince Jerry Zulusofola
I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water Udeh Ebuka
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Posted:
Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:07 am |
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Perhaps he thinks that by keeping you tied down with a non-existent loan, he's actually protecting Nigeria from attack? |
_________________ do you think that you are dealing with an ungry person here?
u got 12 hours to send the money remember no game u fuck face
If you like you can send $1 Billion to any person. But I want to tell you that I did not get even $1 from you.
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MarcusA
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 27
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Posted:
Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:32 am |
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I'm sure he knows someone that could make this bomb for you if you ask nicely. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:52 am |
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Greetings. My name is Rita from war in Liberian and because of the war I am in a refugee camp in Senegal. My father was killed by bandits but before his death left to me 5 million dollars and several tactical thermonuclear weapons in his will....
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Posted:
Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:17 pm |
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/\/\/\ lol
well, surprisingly - he must have read a FEW more words in my email, as he didn't respond to my last response. Oh well, I suppose Nigeria will 'prosper' for now at least.... |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Posted:
Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:06 pm |
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^^^ Bait him again.... but you might want to re-phrase that second reply |
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Posted:
Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:04 am |
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Looks like a good bait you have going there.. well, a funny one at that.
By the way, isn't $5 mill too small an amount of money for an A-bomb? |
_________________ Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
- Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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-x14
x5 - Charity lads
x6 x2
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:37 pm |
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Please do not nuc Nigeria I have several friends there. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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