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Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:42 am

Cammy's Lover from Cote d'Ivoire...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=193611

... Well something snapped tonight.

JJ36 is Available - I M BACK FOR KOWN!
Me: I suppose you're busy again.
JJ36 : i dont think so!
what abpout you!
Me: You were before. Too busy to reply.
What does "I'm back for Kown!" mean?
JJ36 : Huh that!
was a saying from riverwood!
Me: From where?
JJ36 : riverwood!
so how was your day!
Me: Where's Riverwood?
JJ36 : make a reacher on it!
Me: Whatever that means.
I know there's a suburb called that, but it doesn't have its own slang , for the love of Freyja.
JJ36 : cammy listen up!
i have probelm you refuse to help me out, and you are complaining of different things!
Me: I thought you lived in Campsie - or was it Hamlyn Terrace?
JJ36 : i m here going into alot of stress without any one wisdom!
how many time will i say the same thing again!
Me: Lack of wisdom got you into that. My Skadhian sisters would say that you're learning a life lesson.
JJ36 : let it be!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont care!!!
Me: That's a bad attitude. Harden the fuck up, as Sonja would put it.
JJ36 : but i requested for your help but you refuse!
Me: The Runes said no, remember?
JJ36 : what so even it may be!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: How about you calm down?
JJ36 : you ask me question but you cannot help me!
Me: If the Runes forbid it, then I can't do it.
JJ36 : how can the runes say no!
you just choosing not to help,
Me: All the runes I chose for casting were reversed. That means no.
JJ36 : i see that from you not runes!
Me: You don't know me at all. You don't have the right to say that.
JJ36 : cammy whateven it may be!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because i think you just like joking with me!

Slaphappy had traced a blog that seemed to be our Lad, and it had a picture attached.

Me: I'm being serious - just as Roscoe was when he sent me your picture and the fact that you're 31 years old and living in Cote d'Ivoire. That's a nice living room, BTW.
And you are not very good-looking.
JJ36 : i dont think roscoe have my picture!
Me: You want to see it?
JJ36 : maybe some one picture he took!
Me: I can send it to you.
JJ36 : yes
forward it to my box!
Me: And how could Roscoe take your picture?
JJ36 : i did not send roscoe any picture!
ask him i think he is lying!
Me: He didn't. He found it. The tech boys gave him a hand.
JJ36 : i dont have a pic with any one!
Me: O RLY?
JJ36 : even when i was in home!
Me: On its way.
JJ36 : ok
this is fake!
Me: How so?
JJ36 : i m not a black man!
i m a white man with grey eyes!
Me: Seems this guy calls himself James Jeffery and he's from Cote d'Ivoire, where you are now.
JJ36 : i m not that fucking africa!
fuck the shit!
that is not me!
moreover where did you find the pic from!
i dont think you have the right pic !
Me: Like I said, Roscoe found it. Amazing what you can do with the right access, he says.
JJ36 : baby listen up i m not a black man!
Me: Show me.
JJ36 : i m not in the mood to show you any pic for know since i m not benefiting any thing from you!
Me: You said you love me, but that seems to fade when I can't send you money.
You sound like a pimp.
JJ36 : cammy you dont seem to understand me for long time know!
Me: Uh huh.
JJ36 : i m not pimping any thing!
on 1 of dec i will show up!
for good coming down to know where you live!
and i will make it possible to see Roscoe!
Me: OK then.
Of course, Roscoe may still be on deployment.
JJ36 : since you dont have the mind to help some one when i came in i will help you!
Me: I don't need help.
JJ36 : what so even!!!!!!!!
Me: I'll have to go around Riverwood and see if they all talk like you.
JJ36 : sure!!!!!
because i have all items!!!!!!!!!
Me: And Campsie, too. and Hamlyn Terrace.
All what items?
JJ36 : cammy i m asking for 700usd does not mean i dont have personality in my country!
what i have in accesss cammy i dont think in this world you will get them!
Me: Get what?
JJ36 : nieather you or Roscoe!
Me: What in the name of Asgard are you blathering on about?
JJ36 : just pulling down my self!!!!!!!
cammy you a baby which i knew!
Me: Riverwood sounds like another country.
Like Cote d'Ivoire, maybe?

This is when things turned ugly...

JJ36 : dont worry i know how to handle people like you!
Me: O RLY?
JJ36 : is like i beleieve you dont know me and immediately i came back forget Roscoe is whateven i m going to pull you down
Me: Don't threaten me.
JJ36 : we shall see who is the lion of austrilia!
Me: If you threaten the family of a SpecFor soldier, you are in for a world of hurt.
JJ36 : i promise to pull you down!
Me: If you even come near me, you will get hurt.
JJ36 : for your information i have eyes on your movement!
bear it in mind!
Me: Oh for fuck's sake - you are a pimp after all!
JJ36 : i promise to fall you down before my self!
if i want you death today i will send for it!
there nothing Roscoe will do!
dont worry just because i ask little 700usd that is why you are thinking and saying alot of shit!
i make sure i send you where you belong!
think i m joking!
Me: You're not a pimp, you're a fucking panhandler from some dirty little third world dump.
JJ36 : we shall that cammy!
just say bye to the world!
Me: You couldn't kill a blind and crippled kitten. I bet you're soft - a wuss - whipped cream for a backbone.
JJ36 : ok!
we shall see them!
by tommorow be expecting some visitors to your house!
Me: Talk, talk, talk - you're nothing. You don't even know where I live.
JJ36 : i make sure i make it to nite!
Huh
is that what you think!
Me: Well, do you?
JJ36 : for over one month you are under stress!
i have be monitring all your moves!
just consider your self death since you are smat
Me: No, you don't know where I live. Not a fucking clue.
JJ36 : i dont have to talk too much!
Me: You don't know, do you? All empty hot hair and pissing in the wind.
JJ36 : when you see then you confirm you are leaving the world because of 700usd!
Me: I won't be seeing you.
JJ36 : you know what!
i m crying for you!
because i have sent them all your information and where to get you!
Me: How could some street corner rent boy in some third world hovel make it out here? And since you don't know anyone in Sydney, that's just hot air from a monkey's butt.
JJ36 : how do think so!!!!
Me: I know so.
JJ36 : because i ask you 700usd!
Me: No, because you're a stupid, brainless, soft-cock fuckwit who won't amount to anything, ever.
JJ36 : Roscoe is going to miss his sister for money!
i assure you that!
cammy say whateven you like!
all i know that you are going to die !
Me: Everything that you wrote here is going to Roscoe. He can have you put on a CT list. Then you are doomed.
JJ36 : ok
yes even him!
Me: Even him what?
JJ36 : i have been targeting his movement by some of my boys!
Me: You've got boys in Afghanistan? You are such a loser.
JJ36 : i have make calls of different type!
you or Roscoe one must leave!
in sydney i have alot of boys working under my care!
Me: You've got no-one.
JJ36 : and they have been waching all your move!
that is what you think!
Me: OK then, wise guy - where was I on Friday?
JJ36 : all i told then is to know where you live and which they have already know that about a week ago!
Me: They're watching all my move. That's what you said. Where was I on Friday?
JJ36 : i sent them your pic and some information!
i dont want to know!
Me: I do. Where was I on Friday?
JJ36 : all eyes on you cammy!
that is not my fucking problem!
Me: Yeah, eyes belonging to people who should be able to tell you where I was on Friday.
JJ36 : what i do is to know where you live because i will like them to vist you and kill you without any one notice or suspecting any thing!
keep on arguring!
Me: I'm supposed to give you my address? What the fuck planet do you live on, cockbreath?
JJ36 : after Roscoe lost you!
Me: If you had the eyes on me you'd be able to say where I was on Friday. You don't, so it proves that you're a fucking liar, and a bad one at that.
JJ36 : maybe whenRoscoe lose his beloved sister !
i think it will be better that way!
Me: I think the Runes will give a very different picture of my future. Maybe I'll let you know.
JJ36 : i dont have to waste my fucking time on this issues cammy!
because i knwo you will be death percon!
just consider your self death!
Me: Go peddle your ass, girly-man.
JJ36 : i have to take a leave know!
Me: Turn a trick or two, huh? Hey, you have to eat.
JJ36 : ok
Me: I hope you scream.
JJ36 : cammy pick and leave a note for Roscoe!
i believe he will not see you again!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: And I am going to raise my spirit to Freyja to see that you are cursed with impotence and poverty for all the days of your pathetic, miserable, wretched life.
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Me: That is so lame.
And yeah, run away, you little turd.
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JJ36 : you say what!
you prostitute!
Me: You read it, shitface.
JJ36 : i m not runing away from coward like you!
Me: Coming from a male whore, that's a bit rich.
I dare you to come over here.
I double dare you.
JJ36 : fuck you cammy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: Freyja curses you.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:47 am

Amusing, keep it up!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:59 am

Great stuff Yastreb!!

It was 'whipped cream for a backbone' that set him off

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:44 pm

Quote:

consider your self death since you are smat

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i knwo you will be death percon!

Brilliant! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:25 pm

Oh my, love is such a frail thing!

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:41 am

But where is the pic??? I'd like to see this hit/love lad, lol!

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:52 pm

LOL.. gota love the love/hitlad Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:29 am

Well, there's more...

jj36 is Available - I M BACK FOR KOWN!
Me: Just to let you know that I'm still alive, still healthy, and none of your boys to be seen.
jj36 : ok
that is good!
your brother Roscoe apologies on your behalf!
Me: What, that I don't know what that emoticon is?
O RLY? What do either Roscoe or me have to apologise for? What does he have to be sorry about?
jj36 : yes!
Me: That's not an answer.
jj36 : ask Roscoe about that!
Me: OK, wise guy - what did he say? What did he sound like?
jj36 : fine!cammy give me a respect because i m not a baby!
Me: What did Roscoe say?
jj36 : he apologies on your behalf!
that you dont know what you re doing!
because i wrote to him about the issues we under go!
and he apologies with good manners!
Me: Did you call him or did he call you?
jj36 : so just for his sake cammy i could have plassed you some wherer
Me: Did you call him or did he call you?
jj36 : i call him to report you because you re a baby!
Me: Really. You called him. In Afghanistan. At Tarin Kowt.
jj36 : yes cammy!
Me: You liar. There's no way you could have done that.
jj36 : fuck you cammy!
ask him for comfirmation!
who are you to call me that!
how there you cammy!
Me: Even I can't call him except on a dedicated NOK like at set times.
jj36 : this is your last chance!
Me: You lied to me.
jj36 : i did not lie i talk with Roscoe about your atitude!
Me: You didn't go to Morocco on holiday. You went there to buy drugs, didn't you?
jj36 : Huh!
Me: You never spoke to Roscoe. Like I said, that's just impossible.
jj36 : brcause you have nagative mind!
and is what you think!
Me: My mind doesn't change the fact that you couldn't have spoken to Roscoe. You don't have a number to call, or the clearance.
jj36 : why did you think so!
cammy enough of this isuues ok!
Me: It's a fucking FACT, duh-brain!
jj36 : Cammy fuck you!
since you could not believe!
Me: I set a trap and you fell into it!
jj36 : what trap!
you smell goat!
Me: About calling Roscoe.
jj36 : i told you he apologies for you foolishness!
Me: When you said you had - well, game over, dickbreath.
jj36 : since you sald is lie i m going to take my action know!
let call it a day!
Me: Am I supposed to be scared? I'm calling it a joke - a big fat joke, as fat as your stupid head.
jj36 : you late papa is stupid!
or your drunker papa is stupid!
Me: He's not dead, sadly. And I know he's dumb. Neither of us takes after him in brains or looks. Some apples fall a long way from the tree.
jj36 : i dont care to know!
Me: I don't give a fuck what you care to know.
jj36 : that is cammy!
you smelling animal!
i know you are a prostitute!
Me: How love turns to hate... not that I ever thought you really loved me, rent-boy.
jj36 : i dont love a prostitute!
Me: And I spit on rent boys like you - drug-dealing rent boys like you - drug-dealing lying little rent boys like you.
jj36 : your papa!
i think your papa is a drug-dealing!
Me: Why do you keep mentioning my father?
jj36 : that is what he do to make you a prostitute!
Me: He couldn't deal in drugs. He wouldn't know how.
jj36 : because i m like your father!
Me: You and him should get together for a meeting of no minds.
So you're a drunk, idle, sponging bigot? Makes sense.
jj36 : you talk to me in good manner i talk to your father in good manner too!
Me: Are you saying you spoke to my father?
jj36 : cammy you must a fool!!!!!!!!
because you does not regard any one!
Me: I hate my father and I despise you. That's all really. I love my brother and my boyfriend and my fellow-Asatruar. I don't have any enemies except for you, apparently.
jj36 : ok
cammy i love you too!
ok!
let forget about this issues!
Me: You call me a prostitute and threaten to have me killed, and you blatantly lie to me.
jj36 : just you refused to help me that is the problem i m having with you right know!
Me: That's a fuck load to forget about.
And since you went overseas to deal in drugs, I have no sympathy for you. Yeah, right. You go to the Mid-East and then you start screaming for cash. That bling you boast about is a giveaway too. What's the problem - not enough for bribes?
jj36 : cammy the problem is you refuse to send me 700usd that is the big problem i m having with you!
Me: O RLY? Prove to me that you're in Cote d'Ivoire. Prove that you're an Anglo with grey eyes.
jj36 : how do you want me to prove that to you!
Me: Well, let me think...
jj36 : cammy tell me any thing to prove my self!
Me: Wait there.
jj36 : cammy wanna take a shawer know!
Me: I'm looking for landmarks. What city are you (supposedly) in?
jj36 : in austrilia or where!
sydney in austrilia!
i give you my home address or you forgoting!!!!!
Me: Where you are now, for the love of Freyja? If it’s Sydney you don't need my money, pus-brain.
jj36 : you did not write it down!!!!!!!
right know cammy i m still in cote d ivoire!
you wanna have my cote d ivoire line!
or the hotel manager line!
Me: For fuck's sake, of course Cote d'Ivoire!!!!!!!!!1
WHICH CITY ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?????
jj36 : i m in abidjan right knwo!
Me: Progress!
Print off that photo of me and buy a local paper. Go to the University Ivoiro-Canadian in Abidjan and get yourself photographed holding the photo and the papers.
jj36 : cammy what kind of difficult issue are you giving me!
you mean i should go the university and holding your pic before you can send me 700usd!
Me: Give the man a cigar! If you wanted to be trusted you shouldn't have lied to me.
jj36 : cammy really i can do that because cote d ivoire for knwo is not ok!
cammy what lie!
i did not lie!
Me: About Roscoe. You lied. Don't deny it.
jj36 : can i give you the hotel manager number for you to call him and confirm!
Me: How is Cote d'Ivoire not OK?
jj36 : because there is election going on and not finished!
Me: Looks fine on the tourist website.
We had an election here, remember? No big deal.
jj36 : yes here is african
Me: Well, duh, but so what?
jj36 : african have there own metality problem!
Me: Say what?
jj36 : cammy you want to send me money or not!
Me: No proof equals no money.
jj36 : how!
Me: You should have been honest with me. And I told you how.
jj36 : ok
cammy i m sorry!
but i m going into frustration that is why!
Me: Doesn't matter to me.
jj36 : but cammy help me if you want to do that for me!
Me: What? That makes no sense.
jj36 : ok
bye
because you cannot help me that make us still geting problem!
just send me 700usd and we became one!!!!!!!
Me: You made the rod for your own back. You can't blame me for that/
jj36 : waiting to get your reply!
Me: In fact, promising that we'll become one is just the wrong thing to say.

And today, an email:

Quote:

How are you doing, cammy i m sorry for every thing, please cammy forgive me for my mistake,i m just doing this due to frustration, please help me to send the 700usd this week so that i will be able to put things in order, i m pleading with you, i know i have offended you but i knew you will forgive, cammy you remember the account number i give you can send it through the account so that i will get before the weekend,
i m writing to you with sorrow and i know you will not fail me, please i m on my knee cammy, i will be hoping to get the money,

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:23 pm

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