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FabulousFiasco
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 139
Location: a step ahead of my lad
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:30 am |
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A place called "Anywhere Travel Agency" wants to process my visa to the UK. I landed the job of a lifetime as a highly paid au pair to a wealthy family in London. Great salary, car, lots of free time, weekends off, private living quarters, etc.
This travel agency's tagline is: AWARD WINNING-GREAT SERVICE-COMPLEX ITINERARIES
Of course, I am going to test that claim about them doing complex itineraries.
They want only £2000 to process my visa. Western Union is their preferred means to send money.
The question that is stumping me is this one:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT FOR A CRIMINAL PURPOSE IN YOUR COUNTRY .
Does anyone have any suggestions as to what crime I can confess to? I don't want to be creepy with children, so that is out.
I initially told them that I am allergic to birds and reptiles, so they better not have any as pets. I want to start out semi-reasonable. What other ridiculous demands can I make as their au pair? |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:53 am |
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Drinking the employers Whiskey/Gin/Brandy?
Inviting boyfriends back after a night out at the local Emo bar?
Are you allowed to invite friends over for a small birthday party? |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:20 am |
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The question that is stumping me is this one:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT FOR A CRIMINAL PURPOSE IN YOUR COUNTRY .
Does anyone have any suggestions as to what crime I can confess to? I don't want to be creepy with children, so that is out.
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I always tell them petty theft and goat molesting.
To be honest you could confess to being a serial axe murderer and you'd still be offered the job.  |
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Elizabeth1601
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Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 226
Location: On the prowl
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Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:08 am |
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Sunshine is right. On my application form, I filled that I was convicted for a drugs-related crime.
Later on in the bait, I got arrested for drunk driving.
Still no reaction (except "be careful") 
Now I plan to have a record for killing a 4 year-old girl when I was 12 or so.
By the way, your employer is a fraud-star ! Mine now settled for a fee of 300 pounds for the visa-stuff ! |
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