T0sser 0gugu0's well runs dry

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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:26 pm

He's still looking for new converts, but it looks like the word's got around Ouaga about the soakings with milk and no dolla forthcoming, and the trophies are getting difficult now. It's time to put all into the next safari.

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Eminent Holy Reverend ELDER Pr0fessor J 4rthur

I will scan and send to you the group of photograph of some of our new converts.But we had a problem convincing them of our baptism with milk.

I tried my best to convince them of the need for them to be baptised with milk which is holy but they were insisting of being baptised with water

So i am seeking your consent on this very matter
Remain Heftly Shagged

Thanks
T0SSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU

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T0sser 0gugu0,

If they refuse to be baptised according to the ancient rules of this order, then how can they be baptised? You should tell them to join
another order instead. We do not need to beg for members, or allow them to change the way we baptise. How ridiculous.

May thy bollocks verily dangle in dust,

Elder Professor J 4rthur

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Eminent Holy Reverend ELDER Pr0fessor J 4rthur
Attached are the new members.I am still trying to instil in them the merits of being baptised in our ancient rules

I hope others will come forward
Remain shagged,
Thanks
T0SSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU

..and it's come to this. He's having to go to the local school for converts, and even there, he could only muster up two. What a load of crap. Must try harder. This is not up to his usual standards at all. By the way, if you've never seen T0sser 0gugu0 before, that's him, rear right, looking like he's been mocked and argued with (he undoubtedly has)....

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:46 pm

Do the front row not have faces??

Shocked

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:52 pm

They're just schoolkids. It's the 'done thing' to blank them out. Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:56 pm

kids?!?!
*gulp*

What are they feeding him?
He looks 8 feet tall! Shocked

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:59 pm

I think it's the slapdash way I resized the pic. I squashed it vertically. I'll re-do it. It's a crap trophy anyway, but by the kid's face he's about 12, and the girl's not much older, if at all. He's a big lad, that's true. Just not that big.

Note that it's an infant's school too, the chairs are tiny.

Maybe the identity parade at the rear are dwarfs. Maybe 0gugu0 is a dwarf too. The guys at the rear with our Tosser must be Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy and Dopey.

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