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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

0.92 down
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I'm at home using my dongle for mobile connection. No idea what the work's speed would be - will test on Monday if I remember.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just tested mine:
Down: 8.81
Up:0.82
Ping: 31 ms

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

2400 baud modem?Now I feel ancient.Had a 300 baud on a C64.You could read as fast as the text came in.My first computer was a TRS80,with a whopping 4K(yes kilobytes of memory).I remember upgrading it to 16K and wondering what I would do with all that memory.Took a while to load things using a cassette recorder for a storage device though.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The good old MSX system with the TV as your monitor, when Basic was a language and very basic.
"those were the days", which is always followed by, "we're getting old , eh" Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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music man wrote:
Poor bastards! It must be like in the "olden days" AKA dialup internet. Anyone remember those good old days?


Nope- I thought not.


I do. I was forced on a dial up until 2007. It sucked. Anyway, I know we're fast enough now that all four of us can watch netflix in HD without any problem.

I remember on dial up it would take 10 minutes to load 1 MB and that was on a good day. Now I can load at 2 MB per second.

Sorry Bill2. Can't you get a satellite connection or something?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not much to brag here either:

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My first dial-up modem was a 28.8k, somewhere in the mid 90's, to be followed by a 56.6 later (around 1998). Early ADSL adopter, around 2001, 512 Kb/s download (roughly 0.5 Mb/s.) Makes me feel old too. Smile

What strikes me is that that the average upload speed in the US and UK is well under 1 Mb/s. Is that your choice of subscription, or the maximum available where you live? Just curious to know.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ ADSL is short for Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line - The Asymmetric part is because home user's needs are usually a lot bigger downstream than up stream.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I know .. just wondering why the average up is so low in the US/ UK. I use my up to make online backups, a bit of speed comes in handy then, even when it's lower than the download.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dutch sweetie, I don't know how it is for other people, but my speed is just what I got when I called about the cable company and said, 'I need the internet, please!'

So mine is just the standard internet they provide. If there is something better for more money in my area, I don't know about it and have never asked. For what I do online, it is fine with me. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I almost feel bad posting mine

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Day-amn! I was starting to wonder about being the only double digit upload...your numbers are impressive! Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear. I think my cable is clogged. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Oh dear. I think my cable is clogged


Try pushing some dental floss down it and give it a good flossing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My connection is so slow and unreliable. We live out in the country. Has anyone had good luck with satellite connections like Hughesnet?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You might all like this one, taken when I had just moved into my house, and my only connection to the internet was on my mobile, through a standard GSM connection!

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It's much better these days, but still not great:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sorry for the near necro, but it wasn't worth a new thread to show my new fibre optic connection off. Yesterday's d/l speed was around 6Mb/s.

The engineer reckons the wifi will be a lot stronger than before, we have had a lot of trouble with a neighbour's wifi knocking ours about and causing random disconnections. We shall see.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@RC
Nice !!!!

I'm not too sure why the BT man would think that getting a fibre connection would improve your wifi signal? Obviously you'll have got a new modem/router but in the Uk i think power output is pegged ( to 100mw IIRC) and as most routers are using that much power already i'd be surprised to see much improvement.

FWIW I'd install Netstumbler onto your laptop, run it and do a site survey of all the access points in the area and pick a less busy channel for your router.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just tested mine again:

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Looks like BT finally pulled their finger out. Not the 20meg they said it "might" be though.

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ah well its good enough for what i use it for........ Laughing

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