White men stormed his office!

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Should I be offended at Mr. Tony's emphasis on colour? Laughing

And what on earth is "White African attire"?

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From The Desk of Mr. John Tony,
General Manager,Lasco Finance,
security & Sec. Services.
Phone+2348026505736
E-mail: [email protected]
ATTENTION

I am Mr. John Tony, General manager to the Finance, security & Sec. Services . this note was taken in my office where i was serving verification documents to the White men Mr Peter Brown and Mr john Ojiso who stormed my office in company of Mr. Kanout Jooseph and James (on white African attire).

The black man claimed to be your representative and the supervisory Engineer that supervised and Lasco security, company & Sec. Services(OUR COMPANY) because of their inability to have paid it at the agreed time.

They said that you were dead and before your death, you appointed them as the next of kin to your contract fund presently under our custody these two white men and the black gentleman quickly applied that your Inherited fund should be presented to them at the spot.

The Official responsible for the presentation of consignment quickly granted approvals to their application and packaged the fund for them to go with it .
When the Lasco security, company & Sec. Services Debit Note was submitted to my desk for final Approvals before forwarding it to them for endorsement, I noticed that there are discrepancies as there was no evidence of authorization letter from you for the change of beneficiary.

I urgently summoned The Official responsible for the presentation of the consignment and directed him to stop the movement of the funds and at the same time placed a stop order instruction on the funds pending when your views and comments are received with regards to this matter.

Please study the attached photograph and respond to me urgently for your comments which will be highly appreciated, but we will not hesitate to continue the payment transmission to them if no response comes from you. Contact me on this Email: [email protected]

immediately as your silence will be a clear indication that you authorized them to effect the above changes.

Regards,
Mr. John Tony,
General Manager,
Lasco Finance And Security Company
e-mail: [email protected]

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:06 pm

This is it:

Wikipedia wrote:

The white African attire is exactly the same for the men's and women's variations. Men wear a high stand-collared white tunic, with black shoulder boards, for men who like sunsets, or the razor-wire collar, denoting the number of books the wearer has read, white velcro-seamed trousers, and white shoes. This clothing is informally called "clothing" due to the fact it is actually clothing. The material is a weave of fabric known as "Real actual genuine cotton".

Women wear a uniform similar to the male white African attire but with a white coat and skirt or trousers made of tinfoil, painted white. The skin tight white combination cap is the prescribed headgear for those whose heads are slightly too large, or of an irregular shape. A noticeable difference between the male uniforms and the female uniforms is the placement of the women's "Number of crisps eaten" insignia on the sleeves (in the same manner as that on the men's attire) and the placement of women's "Number of times thumb hit with a hammer" insignia (a dog laying a turd) with the "Seven-headed giraffe" and "five-pointed testicle") on the lapels of the jacket.

Useful to know. Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:31 pm

^ lol

They look like OT VII drop outs from Sea Org. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:29 pm

Careful what you say or they'll throw you overboard.

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:35 pm

This is Mess Dress and very similar to what the American Navy has its officers wear. The collars are slightly smaller on the American version. You would not see an officer in this uniform unless you were in a Tux or evening gown.

This is where the photo was taken from.

http://www.blacktieguide.com/Supplemental/Military.htm

Scroll down.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:05 pm

They look like members of The Love Boat crew. Smile

I'd let the men in African attire keep the money. They need a new wardrobe.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Perhaps the mystery will be solved when I ask Mr. Tony to send the picture he states was attached, but was not.

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Please study the attached photograph

Can't wait to see it![

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:52 am

Crap. I got baited by Evil Sheep. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:04 am

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I got the pic of the two office-storming white men, plus the black man in White African attire. Very Happy

Mr.Tony seems quite rattled as you can tell. I"m sure he'll be happier when I inform him that I'm pretty sure I'm alive:

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THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,WONDER SHALL NEVER END, NOW I NEED TO GET REALLY CONFIRMATION FROM YOU, ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU ARE ALIVE AND NEVER APOINTED THIS PEOPLE TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE, NOW TELL ME WHAT I CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THE THREE MEN IS UNDER OUR CUSTODY RIGHT NOW, OK? I AM ATTACHING THE PICTURE THAT OUR BANK SECURITY SNAPPED ON THEM DURING THIS MESS, AND YOU HAVE TO CALL ME ONCE YOU GET THIS MAIL

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:31 am

You really get the nailbiting tension in that scene, the cans of Lilt on the table adding to the testosterone-charged, ominous atmosphere.

I always like to tell a few of those mugus that I did indeed appoint whats-his-name to come and pick up the loot. That puzzles them. Or they fail to spot it. Either is fine.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:12 am

Send him your EKG. There is no mistake, as your heart is beating! Hoorah!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:12leadECG.jpg Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Is that what he calls "storming the office"? Seems like I'm storming my office myself every day then!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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I always like to tell a few of those mugus that I did indeed appoint whats-his-name to come and pick up the loot.

I've tried that, resulting in apparently confused mugus and no reply.

After I got the pic (I'm a ditzy widow) I panicked and wrote:

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Dear mr. tony

thank you for the picture. I assure you I do NOT know any of these men and never asked them to do anythinhg for me. If they said they know me they are LYING!!

i'm very upset and nervous about all this and don't really understand all you say since i'm not used to dealing with complicated finance matters like this.

would you mind very much to explain it to me in a simple way that i can understand?? I'm a widow and my husband always did these things so i'm not that good at it.

thank you so much for taking the trouble to help me........i hope these men get what they deserve. many poeple who know a widow with lots of money like me do try and take advantage.

thanks and hope to hear back soon !!!

regards
Ima Dyke

Mr. Tony assured me they will indeed be punished - 15 years in prison for each of them! Very Happy

However he still hasn't explained to me in simple terms all this money stuff, so I need to ask again before I contact the lawyer (Dr. John) he so kindly referred me to.

@SlapHappy - love the EKG. I really should send it since Mr. Tony doesn't seem convinced I am alive:

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the first statement the three men told us is that you was died and show proff??

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:49 pm

If they don't believe the EKG, send him your EEG, too! You have brain waves, too! You must be alive! Dr. Vinny Boom Batz assured you of it! Very Happy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spike-waves.png

Just photochop baiter name and dates on there. Wink

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