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Chuda, the killer cat
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Today I was in the local supermarket - In front of me were two seven to eight year old boys, shopping toilet paper.

I overheard this:
Boy one: "Please be quick, we're in a hurry!"
Cash register girl : "Why?"
Boy one: "Our elder sister is sitting on the toilet!"
Boy two: "And we're out of toilet paper!"

The cash register girl was almost ROFL'ing - And so was I Laughing

Sometimes RL exceeds our twisted minds Confused

I didn't even get to say: "Take your time, she'll be there, when you get there!"

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The young lady stuck in the loo has quality sibllings. They could have taken the money and bought candy and skipped out on her. Should have rewarded their loyalty!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can the mods make an emoticon with "crying w/laughter" ? LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have told her I only buy toilet paper for people in my church, but if she wants to join...
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Chuda, the killer cat
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
This was RL - The funny thing being that the girl looks like someone from Ladland, but grown up here.

The next time, I'll check if she's there. If so, I'll just grab some toilet paper and tap dance at the cash register, while saying: "This is really urgent!" - I'm pretty sure, that'll make her ROFL - literally!

Am I a sick bastard or just weird??

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I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Chuda, the killer cat wrote:

Am I a sick bastard or just weird??


Really you are asking this???

Can we vote? Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there an option for weird sick bastard? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Chuda: I work in a grocery store....in America. This sort of tyre lort happens all the time.

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Chuda, the killer cat
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
I'm pretty sure this was a first timer for this cash register girl.

She has got a great sense of humour - I've seen her there before Smile

She obviously has roots in Africa - But no ladette there - That's for sure Exclamation

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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?

Closed lad accounts X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy Smile
Closed lad accounts X 2 - From same hitlad Smile

YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome Exclamation
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad Smile
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