Booted by Bware
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:42 pm
What would happen if you combine a standard bathroom shower head with an industrial strength power washer?
Who gives a crap! Have you seen these awesome goat-quilts?
Hi, jose here for the GOAT-HOLDER. When two hands are just aren't enough, reach for the GOAT-HOLDER!
It's a lightweight goat-quilt that provides a safe secure place to hold all your necessities. The GOAT-HOLDER uses powerful Yoruba-juju technology. It holds paper clips, screwdrivers, asparagus, cigars, beer, cashew nuts, nails, bolts, grass clippings, pet-stains, even this heavy hammer! You always have the stuff you need where and when you need it! Stop dropping, dragging, stretching. Take the cat out of your mouth!
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There's no wrong way to use it! Back and forth, side to side, round and round, all of your stuff stays stuck to the GOAT-HOLDER! Pass it around the cyber-cafe and and bait as you go! You get perfect results each and every time. Watch this...
Soft enough for dirty hands and it won't even pop a balloon! The GOAT-HOLDER is your handy helper! It even has the power to hold this 2,500-pound trunk-box… that's amazing! The secret is the hardened, tempered, one-of-a-kind design that never goes out of style! It's triple glazed, so it stays silky smooth, but everything sticks to it anyway! A job that usually takes two can now be done by more than one! The GOAT-HOLDER will help you organize any project and you'll never lose the stuff, that you usually misplace, again!
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck