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Location: Leading my wolf pack
Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:24 am
Dr J0hn K1ng of the UN is keen to have Cammy as an ambassador for the refugees... so much so that he chatted with her.
dr john : hello
Me: Talk to me please.
dr john : how are u
did u receive my email?
Me: I'm fine.
I need more information.
Me: Um... hello?
dr john : <ding>
are u there?
dr john : where are u from?
Me: You don't know?
dr john : do u know ur name was been nominated for an ambassador to the refugee?
Me: Didn't the one who nominated me give you my cv?
dr john : not yet
Me: Then you don't know anything about me?
dr john : take care
when i email u then u understsnd
I got your email.
That's why I'm asking questions.
dr john : what do u question?
Me: What my duties are, will I have personal freedom, and do I have to wear a veil?
dr john : ur duty is to take good care of the refugee
u will not wer evil
Me: Well, good on the veil thing - if you'd said 'yes' I'd have been taillights.
What about my personal freedom?
dr john : its secure
Me: So I can worship as I want.
dr john : what u have to do is to send your requirements
Me: Photos I can do.
dr john : can u forward them this weekend?
Me: Passports no - it's forbidden to copy them.
dr john : what of id card?
Me: We don't have them here.
dr john : what of ur eduction degree?
becos all this details willbe forwarded to UN headquarters in newyork
Me: I've got nothing after Year 12.
dr john : to the office of the UN secretary general Ban ki moon
Me: You don't need degrees to be a photomodel.
dr john : how old are u?
As of August.
dr john : nationality?
dr john : what do u do for living now?
are u working?\
Me: For the love of Freyja - they told you nothing!
Like I said, I'm a photomodel.
dr john : ok
u need to be fast to comply with your registration
becos it will close next week
and if it closed
u will be cancelled
you will be paid 20,000usd per month
Me: I know Angelina Jolie can be a goodwill Ambassador, but she's got a bit more behind her.
dr john : with allowances
Me: Wooh, that's a packet.
How long do I work for?
dr john : UN will issue u UN diplomatic passport with membership id card
u will work for 4yrs
dr john :
and after that if u have good records
u will work nother 4yrs
Me: Not a blemish.
No drugs, no convictions.
dr john : u will be on conference meeting in new york with other appointees
Me: Who will they be?
dr john : do u have cam?
20 people were appointed for this ambassador post world wide
Me: Who are they?
dr john : only 16 people has registered
2 from USA
4 FROM UK
7 FROM ASIA
1 FROM AUSTRILIA
AND 6 FROM AFRICA
BOTH YOUNG AND OLD AGE
do u understand me?
Me: None from Europe? Figures.
Is Angelina going to be there?
dr john : when do u think to register
it will end up next week
failure to register anothe person will replace u
Me: I want to know if Angelina is going to be on the panel. I'd love to work with her. She's hot!
dr john : no
she is not appointed
Me: Bugger! She should be.
dr john : her name is not on list
Me: Did you ask her?
dr john : have u been in cmmunication with UN headquarters in new york?
no i didnt
Me: Well why nor?
dr john : let me ask u
are u ready to work with UN?
the registration official cost is 1000usd
Me: You're ready to work with me.
dr john : and ur salary every month is 20,000usd
Me: But it would have been just so peachy to work with Angelina Jolie!
dr john : do u want to work with her?
Me: What do you think I've been saying?!?
dr john : explan to me
Me: What's to explain?
dr john : i want to ask u
are u ready to register with UN?
Me: I said that I would.
But I really want to work with Angelina.
dr john : i will send u the registration form to fill and sign on it
do u have her email and phone number
so that i will contact her
Me: Of course I don't. And since she works for the UN, you should have those already.
dr john : i will cross check with our dta
Me: You do that.
dr john : if i send u the registration form today
dr john : will u submit it tomorrow with the official cost 1000$?
Me: Official cost of what?
dr john : the registration cost 1000usd for the preparation of ur UN diplomatic passport and membership id card
Me: I didn't know that the UN was that short of money!
dr john : when i send the form then u understand
dr john : if ur not capable then u withdraw
dr john : i have visitor in my offfice
Me: Sorry - you just said something funny. Don't sweat it though.
dr john : take care
Me: I will.
I'd love to see them try to be Angelina...
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