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Nowhere Man
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jun 2010
Posts: 450
Location: never where I want to be
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:28 pm |
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If you have been following Andrew and The Traveling Computers, then you'll know that the mafia is now in on the deal. Part of it is that a hitman has been hired to find Andrew. I sent him a hitlad script, and then began to wonder: Is that crossing any legal lines I should be aware of?
Andrew is crapping his pants right now. |
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They have seized my luggage's my passport, my clothes, my shoes and everything i came with. Chima
i sat on a car for more than 15 hours, i staved, i could not eat good food or drink good water even when there is chorollar outbreak in Nigeria, still i accepted to go. Andrew
you want to know were i am this is where you will find me, Am in your mothers virgina. Andrew |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:36 am |
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Is that crossing any legal lines I should be aware of? |
You are writing an entirely fictitous story, with no resembance to truth, facts or the Universe.
If the lad is silly enough to believe any of it, not your worry.
So long as there are no goats injured.
Oh, the hitman you stole the script from may be upset, but then you'll get even better scripts to send Andrew |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:57 am |
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So long as there are no goats injured. |
That sums it up. |
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Claire DeLune
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2010
Posts: 49
Location: Right behind you.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:49 am |
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As a learner here, o Great Master Baiter , I noticed that you were careful not to ask the lad money. I suppose that as long as you keep avoiding that, nobody could ever accuse you of blackmailing him.
You just said that someone (yourself) paid you to kill him (I've killed so many trolls in Usenet, one more, one less...) and you are wondering how much his life is worth. That's it.
Since Iceman does not seem a man of too many words, he won't repeat his offer, so I bet you are on the safe side. |
_________________ "Chi non punisce il male comanda che si facci."
"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:38 am |
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NO WORRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . UR LAD BI VERY AFRAID IS GOOD THING . |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:34 am |
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I think this would crossing a line here in little DK - A hitlad mail is actually a death thread. That would be illegal here, and could be a problem if your lad turns out be based here.
But then again - I don't think a lad would go to police if he knows that the hitlad is related to his own scam.
I also have a feeling that law enforcement people here would have a laugh over it once you explain the whole thing.
So illegal - Yes But I doubt that you would ever get your behind kicked for it |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:43 am |
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^^ I've threatened lads with death before, and they are quite common in the scripts we mail out in our insult baits.
Not once has any lad ever taken it up with the police. |
_________________ do you think that you are dealing with an ungry person here?
u got 12 hours to send the money remember no game u fuck face
If you like you can send $1 Billion to any person. But I want to tell you that I did not get even $1 from you.
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:52 am |
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Chuda, the killer cat wrote: |
I think this would crossing a line here in little DK - A hitlad mail is actually a death thread. That would be illegal here, and could be a problem if your lad turns out be based here. |
Another reason why I never use Danish characters. One thing is risking a lad knocking at your door - another is risking the police doing the same. |
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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:01 am |
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There is actually a good alternative with Nigerians:
I cursed one with genital Ebola and Brazilian meningitis.
I'm pretty sure that he was honest when he told me that he had been in the church to pray.
I've got a feeling that this lad has examined his "equipment" more than once after that
He didn't bite on my offer to exorcise him - I had a plan that treatment includes covering his genitals with a mixture of Dijon mustard and strong chilli.
Needless to say: Such a ritual must of course be documented with photos and possibly video
So you don't really need a hitlad to scare a lad sh*tless |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:36 am |
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@ TheDane, I just got back from two weeks on Fyn staying with my sister. The øl og pølser were just as tasty as last time!
I offten wonder what kind of defence a lad could ever make if they managed to get anyone into court for our antics?
Well m'lud. Speaking as one high ranking legal professional to another, it all happened like this see.... |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:44 pm |
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^^^ Didn't you get any wienerbrød??
This is exactly my point - The lads will not report a hitlad. I was merely stating the fact that a hitlad mail crosses the legal border, that was the initial question here.
BTW: The last time I checked scramtracker there was seemingly two scammers in Scandinavia - Copenhagen and Stockholm, but they might be proxy servers. |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Claire DeLune
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2010
Posts: 49
Location: Right behind you.
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:59 pm |
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Chuda, the killer cat wrote: |
I cursed one with genital Ebola
I've got a feeling that this lad has examined his "equipment" more than once after that |
You practically had him master baiting himself. |
_________________ "Chi non punisce il male comanda che si facci."
"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."
- Leonardo Da Vinci |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:25 pm |
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Chuda, the killer cat wrote: |
Didn't you get any wienerbrød?? |
And Remoulade. I'm not the biggest fan of that stuff, but when in Denmark...
The irony of the OPs question is, there is more chance of one of their victims getting into trouble for cashing fake cheques, or getting into debt, than the lad has of being nabbed, safe in the cyber cafe. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:41 pm |
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@windypops
I know this is off the subject here - I just keep wondering, so please tell that you aren't talking about: "Wienerbrød with remoulade" - That wouldn't be one of my favourites either.
Forgive my asking - I'm just wondering if some crazy some Dane lured you into trying that combination |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:05 am |
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Chuda, the killer cat wrote: |
"Wienerbrød with remoulade" |
I have Wienerbrød with Cocio of course.
My favourite is the one shaped like a big horseshoe with apple sauce and icing. I can never remember the name of that one, I just point when I'm in the bakers' shop.
There's more than one you know.
P.S. In my sister's house, remoulade is known as yellow sh1t. |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:00 am |
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Where does one subject stop and the other start?
I refer to northern European food preferences and death threats, of course.
windypops wrote: |
The irony of the OPs question is, there is more chance of one of their victims getting into trouble for cashing fake cheques, or getting into debt, than the lad has of being nabbed, safe in the cyber cafe. |
Quite. |
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