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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know that we don't normally do politics on Eater, but in this case it's imperative that the leaders of the world have a close look at Switzerland to see how it's done. Smile

Introducing Hans-Rudolf Merz, member of the Federal Council and thus one of Switzerland's highest-ranking politicians. During a parliamentary session last Monday he had to read a statement by customs officials to the parliament - a statement he introduced with "oh yes, I've been looking forward to this all Sunday." The statement was written in particularly awful legalese and made excessive use of nested sentences and cross-references. Unfortunately only a small excerpt of Merz's speech has been published on the intertubes; the good thing is that you don't necessarily need to speak German in order to understand what he thinks of it. Laughing

Sometimes one facial expression is worth a thousand words

(In the meantime the author of the document in question has vowed to keep his future statements "less technical".)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I think, I've got a little something that's even worse - Also in German

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I saw that almost live - it was hilarious !
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I couldn't find the translated version, or any kind of translation. What WAS he talking about?

pretty funny to watch!!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like this one (there may or may not be a commercial message before the clip, ah youtube):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pW7KTEbL8

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOLLED at it but understood about two words.
Anyone dubbed it?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A translation of part of the text is in the YouTube video description. Wink



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Referring to addition 6a in chapter 2 of the KN [smirks], the customs administration has additionally [snorts, pauses] published the so called 'Swiss Explanations' [laughs, long pause] about the customs tariff. [parliament applauds]

According to that, certain products that have spices added during the production are included in chapter 2, if the character of a product of this chapter is not changed [snickers]. Parenthesis, for example B... [fits of laughter] ... for example... "Bündnerfleisch!" [laughs, snorts, wipes off tears]
Meat that has spices on the whole surface of the product and that is noticable with the eyes, is excluded by the chapter.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I understand German quite well and I don't think it's an advantage with this - This is German grammar stretched way over the limit.

The guys gestures and laughing says it all LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The translation is accurate, only the German grammar and wording is quite hilarious as well. But it seems that one need not understand a single word to laugh when watching this. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Are you listed in the Exchange directory? If you ever need a day off on short notice, give me your work e-mail address so I can look you up & try to trash your PC. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wurzgnubbel wrote:
The translation is accurate, only the German grammar and wording is quite hilarious as well. But it seems that one need not understand a single word to laugh when watching this. Smile


Wouldn't the wording and grammer be different since it's Swiss German and not, well, regular German? Or are just the accents different?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So what exactly is Bündnerfleisch?

I sounds like something you use when you inseminate a cow.

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Or it's just my twisted imagination!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ My guess is that it's some kind of meat tied up like "hamborgryg" Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WOW!!

Last week I did suffer a serious case of latterkrampe, but the doctor treated it with grineflip. Now I am all better!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lufttorkat kött?! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Mike wrote:
So what exactly is Bündnerfleisch?


Here you go:

Wikipedia wrote:
Das Bündnerfleisch ist eine Spezialität und eingetragene Marke des Kantons Graubünden.

Bündnerfleisch ist eine regionale Unterart von Bindenfleisch, das seinen Namen von den früher im Produktionsprozess eingesetzten Stoffbinden erhielt. «Bündnerfleisch» ist eine Geschützte Geographische Angabe (GGA/IGP).

Bündnerfleisch oder Bindenfleisch ist gepökeltes, von Sehnen und Fett befreites Rindfleisch aus der Oberschenkelmuskulatur. Das Fleisch wird mit Salz, Salpeter und Gewürzen einige Wochen bei einer Temperatur nahe dem Gefrierpunkt in einem geschlossenen Behälter gelagert. Danach wird das Fleisch mehrere Wochen lang getrocknet. Während der Trocknungsphase wird das Fleisch mehrmals gepresst, um die verbliebene Flüssigkeit gleichmässig zu verteilen. Dadurch erhält das Bündnerfleisch auch seine charakteristische rechteckige Form. Original Bündnerfleisch wird nicht geräuchert. Durch den hohen Wasserverlust während des Salzens und Trocknens (etwa die Hälfte des ursprünglichen Gewichts) sind keine weiteren Maßnahmen oder Hilfsstoffe zur Konservierung notwendig.

Zum Verzehr wird das Bündnerfleisch in sehr dünne Scheiben geschnitten und zu Brot serviert. In feine Streifen oder Würfel geschnitten wird es auch zur Verfeinerung von Suppen verwendet.

Der überwiegende Teil der Produktion verbleibt in der Schweiz; der andere Teil wird in die europäischen Länder, die USA und Japan exportiert. Die Rohware für in der Schweiz verkauftes Bündnerfleisch ist einheimischer Herkunft, wohingegen Exportware vielfach aus ausländischem Rindfleisch hergestellt wird.


Basically it's some kind of thin cut processed beef that is produced only in certain areas of Switzerland. So you're not too far off with the inseminated cow meat.

And: grammar is basically the same in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. The wording is slightly different, and so is the pronounciation.

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