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gerald.fird
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Mar 2010
Posts: 2135
Location: Ladland
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:08 pm |
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All of youz, my boyz dey gonna chop ur shipments still on da plane. |
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 Mrs. CHIPIWA MAZIVA - Johannesburg to Cape Town - 1800 miles round-trip
"IDIOT DEY FOOL YOURSELF........ YOU NON GET WORK DATS WHY U DE FIND FOLLOW UP..... ILLITERATE
TAKE MY ID MAKE U ADD ME
MAKE I SHOW U MY WEBMAIL... U WILL NO DAT AM NOT HUNGRY... HUNGER GO KILL UR GENERATION" |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:45 am |
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My catz are gaurding my goat - With frezhly zharpened clawz 
Zo be my guezt  |
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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy 
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome 
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:04 pm |
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The goats have actually been dyed black for security reasons.
For a fee we can supply a chemical which will remove this. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:32 pm |
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Hmm that must have been what Jose meant by his 100% money black guarantee. |
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Trophies!
   
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:36 pm |
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So when do I get the left over amount sent to me via Western Union from the $40,000 check I sent? |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:47 pm |
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^^ He asked me for a bank account to send the refund to. Then the account got closed for some reason. I have no idea what happened. |
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Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
   
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:23 pm |
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Oh I just got a email with a link for a website to get my MTCN. I guess I just needed to remind Jose about it. |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:09 pm |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:04 pm |
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I'm really exited to see what customs will think of my goat - They actually open shipment to check the contents 
I'll have to watch my mailbox - With the stated value of $20, I would be charged 25% VAT - That's $5. It would be totally worth it, just to see how they categorise a goat quilt
My gut feeling is that they'll conclude that this must be a gift from a weird aunt and just let it pass  |
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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:51 am |
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Snowy_owl
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 628
Location: Far from WU/MG
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:12 am |
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Not yet... |
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"you make me cry every day!"-sese zugulu
"that is why you have the gout to call me all sort of name"-Humphery Njoku
"Ogun kill you for wasting my time. if you need cc i can give you and if you continue like this okada will jam your papa"
"WHAT THE YOU WANT FROM ME PLEASE TELL ME I ASK YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PAGE PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID NOT ANY SEXING PIC"
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[100% risky free investment ooo]</a> |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:22 pm |
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One question - Do the transatlantic goats go by air 
If they do, then my goat would be in customs by now, and maybe arrive here tomorrow or Saturday - With a bit of luck, that is 
It would be something to show at my little birthday party on Sunday |
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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:39 pm |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:13 pm |
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Looks beautiful I'm sure the misses is happy too! |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:42 pm |
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The misses is more than pleased. One thing I didn't expect: I've got a battle to fight with my adolescent kid, he definitely wants it in his room, on the wall. He sure knows his 'cool', it's the best compliment Mrs. Cuervo could get. 
I had to grin when I saw the label on the back, nice touch.
@Rover: Thanks for the excellent handling.
@ Chuda: Mine was sent (air mail) intercontinental too. I can't imagine what went wrong with your goat. 
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                deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Allright, Dutch!!!
Looks amazing!
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:03 pm |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:04 pm |
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| Mine was sent (air mail) intercontinental too. I can't imagine what went wrong with your goat. |
Customs I guess - I believe that almost every package that arrives here in little DK gets opened for inspection
Congratulations with yours  |
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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Father-Christmas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 68
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:09 pm |
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What is all this 'goat' business?
Come to think of it, is there a thread somewhere explaining all these 'symbols' in posters signatures? |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:26 pm |
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Father-Christmas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 68
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:54 pm |
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^^
Cheers! That thread's almost explained almost everything. Almost. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:57 pm |
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Yeah some are forum secrets shhhh.
The prestigious goat is an example of that. |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:04 pm |
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@Dutch -  That was quick. Five days door to door. |
You'll never hear me complaining about logistics over here.
@Cuda: I was just kidding. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:00 pm |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:00 pm |
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Neat Avatar Dutch |
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